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2012-12-19 02:24:07 PM
What happens in the trailer park, stays in the trailer park.
 
2012-12-19 02:24:11 PM
The drunker a man is, the more prone he is to screwing anything.
 
2012-12-19 02:25:01 PM
You pass out on a sofa in a trailer park in Alabama and you're just asking for it. 
 
2012-12-19 02:25:36 PM
Now his daughtersister is gonna grow up without a fatherbrother :(
 
2012-12-19 02:26:02 PM
Who's filling in as Governor while they look for him?
 
2012-12-19 02:26:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-19 02:26:47 PM
This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...
 
2012-12-19 02:27:12 PM
C'mon, it can't be that bad....oh lawd!
 
2012-12-19 02:27:22 PM

Richard C Stanford: Anyone else reminded of that X-Files episode. You know, Home.


I still think that was the creepiest episode ever. Season two, if I remember.
 
2012-12-19 02:27:55 PM
That not far from where I'm from.

I'm so proud!
 
2012-12-19 02:27:56 PM

mongbiohazard: So if she says it was consensual does that mean she was charged with incest too?


I am going to guess she recanted because, despite that he raped her, she still loves her son and didn't want him to be convicted of rape. You'll notice the article said "it was consensual and she forgave him". You don't "forgive" someone for consensual sex. The prosecutors probably know this, and thus they won't charge her with incest because it won't stick if she goes back to "it was rape".
 
2012-12-19 02:28:10 PM

Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...


Your mom made you say that.
 
2012-12-19 02:28:16 PM
See! Some states let the gays marry and this is what happens! Slippery slope!
 
2012-12-19 02:29:11 PM

Hoopy Frood: Does his wallet say "bad mother farker" on it?


Aren't you talkin bout Shaft?
 
2012-12-19 02:29:22 PM

Krymson Tyde: That not far from where I'm from.

I'm so proud!


But your profile says you live in Washington State? Ohh... I get what you mean ;)
 
2012-12-19 02:29:37 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Sentencing, Motherfarker . . . Do you show up for it?
 
2012-12-19 02:29:44 PM

ciberido: tlchwi02: good job alabama! you'll break those stereotypes any day!
 
 
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He loved his mother and she loved him, and yet his story is rather grim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM&&t=120


Came for this, leaving satisfied. Fark, you rarely fail me.
 
2012-12-19 02:29:45 PM
You 'Mericans are amazing
 
2012-12-19 02:30:01 PM
Imagine how farked up the Confederate States Of America would be today had they successfully won the Civil War? This guy would be candidate for Attorney General!
 
2012-12-19 02:30:20 PM
so he got into a fight with his brother over a girl and he got with his mom.... That makes me think a couple of scenarios.
1) since his brother had claims on his sister he went for his mom
2) he got with mom to get back at his father-brother-cousin cause he wasn't going to share the family goat
 
2012-12-19 02:30:50 PM

Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...



They were put on the books in the first place to try and curb birth defects. The children born of some of these unions, especially the ones through perpetual incest, end up on the shallow end of the gene pool, and not in a funny way. Plus, it's one extra charge to throw on a POS father who rapes his 8 year old child so he spends more time away.
 
2012-12-19 02:30:55 PM
So this girl in Alabama wants to have the family car for the night. She asks her father for the keys and he says, "Sure! But you gotta suck my dick first."
She gets down on her kness, starts to suck him off and then squeals, "Ew, Daddy! Your dick tastes like shiat!"

"Oh, that's right. Your brother has the car tonight."


/Why do all the trees in Georgia lean west?
//'Cause Alabama sucks.
 
2012-12-19 02:33:43 PM
Oh so this is the redneck kind of porn that you've been talking about.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 02:34:47 PM

Abox: Carry me home to bang my kin!



nice.......
 
2012-12-19 02:35:22 PM
Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl
 
I'm not going to judge this guy. Who hasn't been in this situation?
 
/Hmm. I think this pasting HTML business needs a bit more work.
 
2012-12-19 02:35:35 PM

TheTranceFan: Richard C Stanford: Anyone else reminded of that X-Files episode. You know, Home.

I still think that was the creepiest episode ever. Season two, if I remember.



Season four actually, and I can tell you don't have no children. Maybe one day you'll learn... the pride... the love... when you know your boy will do anything for his mother.
 
2012-12-19 02:37:29 PM
Old joke:

What do you call a girl from Alabama who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

New joke:

What do you call a boy from Alabama who can outdrink his mother?

A fugitive.

Roll Tide Roll
 
2012-12-19 02:38:22 PM
10 years for banging your mom? It's not something I would do but that seems a little harsh. Two consenting adults etc. etc...

/well, I'd bang your mom
//not mine though
 
2012-12-19 02:38:45 PM
img846.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-19 02:39:08 PM
Man, that story reads like a white trash Greek tragedy.
 
2012-12-19 02:39:43 PM

Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...


You're probably right. No one ever says, "I'd like to fark my mom, but I'm worried about breaking the law." Being illegal isn't going to make it stop happening, and most instances of drunken or consentual incest between adult probably go unreported except in bizarre literotica submissions.
 
2012-12-19 02:39:49 PM

mytdawg: Man, that story reads like a white trash Greek tragedy.


Really? Huh. I thought comedy. Anyway, whatever.
 
2012-12-19 02:40:54 PM

WhippingBoy: Moonfisher: This may be an unpopular opinion, but incest laws should go away. Is it gross as all fark? Yes. Should it be illegal? Probably not. I think to some degree these laws persist so they can charge child molesters with additional violations, which I could get behind. But if this was consensual and they were both adults, well...

Your mom made you say that.


Do you have a sloped forehead?
 
2012-12-19 02:41:29 PM
He looks like Luke Skywalker in that top mugshot.
 
2012-12-19 02:41:45 PM

abhorrent1: 10 years for banging your mom? It's not something I would do but that seems a little harsh. Two consenting adults etc. etc...

/well, I'd bang your mom
//not mine though


oops. missed the whole "rape" part
 
2012-12-19 02:43:13 PM

karnal: well. damn.....can you blame him?
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She is quite a looker.

cig-mkr: Alabama state motto: "Incest is best, keep it in the family"

Sis to brother: " Your dick is bigger then dads!"
Brother to sis: "Mom told me the same thing last night !"
/old joke
//older guy


That is so wrong. And so funny. Nice job!
 
2012-12-19 02:44:19 PM
Seriously, why?.
 
2012-12-19 02:44:33 PM
What part of Kentucky is Alabama in?
 
2012-12-19 02:45:42 PM

karnal: well. damn.....can you blame him?
[dailyridge.com image 401x480]


Why you postin pics of skeletor up in this thread? Man stay on topic.
*blink*
*blink*
Oh, god, dear mother of...
*hruk*
 
2012-12-19 02:45:43 PM
It's nice when your home town makes the news, regardless of the reason...makes me proud to be redneck.
 
2012-12-19 02:45:48 PM

WeenerGord: Hoopy Frood: Does his wallet say "bad mother farker" on it?

Aren't you talkin bout Shaft?


l3.yimg.com
 
2012-12-19 02:46:32 PM

hbk72777: The mother apparently woke up at the time of the attack and the report states that she 'tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished.'


T M I 

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Finally someone answered my damn question!

www.iconsoffright.com
 
2012-12-19 02:46:50 PM
well.... Motherfocker
 
2012-12-19 02:47:21 PM
Police said at the time that Helms forcibly raped his mother, Vickie Helms

YOU GONNA
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GIVE GREAT HELMET
 
2012-12-19 02:48:34 PM
I bet that mother farker is soooo grounded
 
2012-12-19 02:49:47 PM
Billy Bob, I want to keeel yew. Mama, I want to ... eeeeeehhhhhhyyaaaa..
 
2012-12-19 02:50:37 PM
What's his Fark handle? You'll likely find him posting in one of the "gun control" threads.
 
2012-12-19 02:51:01 PM

Dear Jerk: Billy Bob, I want to keeel yew. Mama, I want to ... eeeeeehhhhhhyyaaaa..


And that's a wrap.
 
2012-12-19 02:51:34 PM

Hoopy Frood: WeenerGord: Hoopy Frood: Does his wallet say "bad mother farker" on it?

Aren't you talkin bout Shaft?

[l3.yimg.com image 360x244]


Copycat
 
2012-12-19 02:51:55 PM

DogPurse: According to Wikipedia you can get life for farking your sister in several states, Alabama included

 
 
How about for farking  your  sister? Because she seemed cool with it.
 
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