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2012-12-19 01:38:57 PM  
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2012-12-19 02:02:36 PM  
Eeeewwww!
 
2012-12-19 02:02:42 PM  
Is his name, "Alabama Man"?
 
2012-12-19 02:03:17 PM  
good job alabama! you'll break those stereotypes any day!
 
2012-12-19 02:03:27 PM  
Anyone else reminded of that X-Files episode. You know, Home.
 
2012-12-19 02:03:39 PM  
W
 
2012-12-19 02:04:14 PM  
T
 
2012-12-19 02:04:24 PM  
..rong
 
2012-12-19 02:04:48 PM  
After RTFA, I must ask... why was he convicted of incest and not RAPE?

Does incest carry a bigger penalty than rape in Alabama?
 
2012-12-19 02:04:49 PM  
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2012-12-19 02:05:45 PM  

Tedlick: After RTFA, I must ask... why was he convicted of incest and not RAPE?

Does incest carry a bigger penalty than rape in Alabama?


Mom refused to testify against him and actively claimed it was consensual so he couldn't get convicted.
 
2012-12-19 02:05:57 PM  
 
2012-12-19 02:06:42 PM  
Hey, at least it wasn't his dad he was farking, right?
 
2012-12-19 02:06:43 PM  

skinbubble: Eeeewwww!



yes, this
 
2012-12-19 02:06:45 PM  
Shoot him when you find him and leave him there. Tell everyone he got away so you don't have to fill out any paperwork.
 
2012-12-19 02:07:13 PM  
"Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl."

Wha...?
 
2012-12-19 02:07:30 PM  
Dear Deirdre...
 
2012-12-19 02:07:48 PM  

tlchwi02: good job alabama! you'll break those stereotypes any day!

 
 
i.ytimg.com
 
He loved his mother and she loved him, and yet his story is rather grim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM&&t=120
 
2012-12-19 02:08:10 PM  
well. damn.....can you blame him?
dailyridge.com
 
2012-12-19 02:09:03 PM  

netweavr:
Mom refused to testify against him and actively claimed it was consensual so he couldn't get convicted.


Ahh... okay, so I STFA (skimmed, not read)
 
2012-12-19 02:09:13 PM  
Carry me home to bang my kin!
 
2012-12-19 02:09:17 PM  

pottie: "Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl."

Wha...?


Yeah, I was going to say something about incest being disgusting and potentially problematic from a genetic standpoint but then came that. Now I'm just going to back slowly away and try to think about something else.
 
2012-12-19 02:09:21 PM  
Alabama state motto: "Incest is best, keep it in the family"

Sis to brother: " Your dick is bigger then dads!"
Brother to sis: "Mom told me the same thing last night !"
/old joke
//older guy
 
2012-12-19 02:09:51 PM  
The mother apparently woke up at the time of the attack and the report states that she 'tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished.'


T M I 

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2012-12-19 02:10:02 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is. Brothers fight over girls all the time. If you get mad enough at your brother, is it really a surprise if it makes you want to sneak up on your drunk mother and pin her to the couch while you forcibly fu*k her brains out? Families don't always get along and that's okay.
 
2012-12-19 02:10:33 PM  
So if she says it was consensual does that mean she was charged with incest too?
 
2012-12-19 02:10:54 PM  
"mother later said the sex was consensual and that she forgave her son"
 
next time, do it right!!
 
2012-12-19 02:11:10 PM  
I don't think they will find him.
 
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2012-12-19 02:11:23 PM  
I'll bet Uncle Daddy was pissed.
 
2012-12-19 02:14:10 PM  
He raped his mother to get back at his brother over a girl. Makes perfect sense to me!
 
2012-12-19 02:14:44 PM  
ROLL TIDE
 
2012-12-19 02:15:17 PM  
The girl the brothers were fighting over was their sister.
 
2012-12-19 02:15:38 PM  
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I was drunk, and she looked good!
 
2012-12-19 02:16:58 PM  
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2012-12-19 02:17:07 PM  
 
2012-12-19 02:17:14 PM  
1. Was She Hot?
2. You spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
3. MOM?
4. What was her/his Fark Handle?
5. @5 Since when do trailers have basements?
 
2012-12-19 02:17:15 PM  

uncleacid: The girl the brothers were fighting over was their sister.


Somehow, that doesn't make this story very much worse. And that is disturbing.
 
2012-12-19 02:17:27 PM  

Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl.


Wow, what a lucky girl. Having those two winners fighting over her and all.
 
2012-12-19 02:20:08 PM  
This is why I want to move from Birmingham to Palo Alto.
 
2012-12-19 02:20:25 PM  
Reverse Moabite?
 
2012-12-19 02:20:29 PM  

iheartscotch: Is his name, "Alabama Man"?


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Now with lip busting action!
 
2012-12-19 02:20:39 PM  

Thorazine: He raped his mother to get back at his brother over a girl. Makes perfect sense to me!


They left out the part where his brother is also his dad
 
2012-12-19 02:22:22 PM  

heavymetal: Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl.

Wow, what a lucky girl. Having those two winners fighting over her and all.


Don't worry the girl was their 1/2 sister from another mother.
 
2012-12-19 02:22:39 PM  
alabama - check
drunk - check
passed out -
trailer park -check
rape - check
incest - check

we have a redneck sinntella!!
 
2012-12-19 02:23:08 PM  
So, chemical castration then?

/Gene pool needs some bleach.
 
2012-12-19 02:23:10 PM  
Richard C Stanford:
Anyone else reminded of that X-Files episode. You know, Home.

Not really... in that, mom was 100% consenting, for the good of the family line you know.

i.ytimg.com
"Why... why would you show me that?"
 
2012-12-19 02:23:32 PM  
Does his wallet say "bad mother farker" on it?
 
2012-12-19 02:23:36 PM  
"Junior! Buther-deddy's home!"
 
2012-12-19 02:23:42 PM  
According to Wikipedia you can get life for farking your sister in several states, Alabama included
 
2012-12-19 02:23:54 PM  
www.milibrary.org 

/sort of approve
 
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