Tedlick: After RTFA, I must ask... why was he convicted of incest and not RAPE?Does incest carry a bigger penalty than rape in Alabama?
tlchwi02: good job alabama! you'll break those stereotypes any day!
netweavr: Mom refused to testify against him and actively claimed it was consensual so he couldn't get convicted.
pottie: "Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl."Wha...?
uncleacid: The girl the brothers were fighting over was their sister.
iheartscotch: Is his name, "Alabama Man"?
Thorazine: He raped his mother to get back at his brother over a girl. Makes perfect sense to me!
heavymetal: Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl.Wow, what a lucky girl. Having those two winners fighting over her and all.
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