Mr. Coffee Nerves: As she has not responded to my letter assuring her that the only way to prevent the Mayan Apocalypse is by allowing me to flail around atop her for (possibly up to) nine seconds before I collapse into a tearful apology perhaps she's more astute that it would seem.
scottydoesntknow: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference.
WhippingBoy: wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hotNot smart isn't hot. Sorry.You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.
scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
Mrs.Sharpier: I don't know what part of the article, other than the 'getting old' comment she made, that seemed to come across as stupid. She was describing her pregnancy, what's the big deal?
scottydoesntknow: AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid. Bullshiat. I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something. So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.
highendmighty: Yeah, sh'e fit to be a parent...
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You laugh now, but Megan Fox frequently reads The Art of War in her off-time.
B.L.Z. Bub: Techhell: trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smartYou clearly haven't met mine./My dick is so smart, it graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.//At the head of the class
Swoop1809: Pregnant woman is crazy. News at 11!
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