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(Yahoo)   Yes, Megan Fox is exactly as stupid as you always thought she was   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-19 01:12:08 PM  
8 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: As she has not responded to my letter assuring her that the only way to prevent the Mayan Apocalypse is by allowing me to flail around atop her for (possibly up to) nine seconds before I collapse into a tearful apology perhaps she's more astute that it would seem.



or she can't read
2012-12-19 05:13:15 PM  
5 votes:
www.jimpoz.com

And we let her off the hook!
2012-12-19 01:48:20 PM  
4 votes:

scottydoesntknow: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference.



Yes, scottydoesntknow is exactly as stupid as you always thought he was
2012-12-19 01:11:17 PM  
4 votes:
As she has not responded to my letter assuring her that the only way to prevent the Mayan Apocalypse is by allowing me to flail around atop her for (possibly up to) nine seconds before I collapse into a tearful apology perhaps she's more astute that it would seem.
2012-12-19 03:28:51 PM  
3 votes:
I give the headline toe thumbs up!
2012-12-19 05:47:08 PM  
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.

You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.


But... that would mean we're all repulsive here!
2012-12-19 04:45:38 PM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.


Wait, how do you know that reference?
2012-12-19 04:20:56 PM  
2 votes:

Mrs.Sharpier: I don't know what part of the article, other than the 'getting old' comment she made, that seemed to come across as stupid. She was describing her pregnancy, what's the big deal?



a photo of submitter:
 
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2012-12-19 02:59:17 PM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
 
 
Bullshiat.  I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something.
 
 
So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.


Hi Scotty! It's always good to see new Farkers around here. You'll learn really, really, really fast - if you haven't already - that it's one of the main policies on Fark to make comments about things we've never seen nor read. Typically this is a very direct and intentional ignorance about the article in question; unless it has boobies in it, most Farkers read the thread, make some stupid comments, then read the article and spend the next 10 posts trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smart. We tend to do this for quite a few other things - at the best of times, we'll look at Wikipedia (or Conservapedia, or on rare occasions Wookiepedia) and quote something off there, but that's the normal extent of our actual knowledge on the subject.
 
Not to worry if you actually attempt to read things or watch things that you want to reference, though - that's a habit you'll get out of after the fifth or sixth time you quote something directly from the source and another Farker calls shenanigans on you, with most of the thread backing up the ignorant farker. That's how we roll around here, and man, it's fun sometimes.
 
Once again, Welcome To Fark!
 
2012-12-19 07:57:28 PM  
1 votes:

highendmighty: Yeah, sh'e fit to be a parent...


As opposed to y'ou not being fit to proofread, apparently.
2012-12-19 07:56:52 PM  
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com

This just in: pregnant chicks are entirely incapable of rational thought.
2012-12-19 06:10:57 PM  
1 votes:
Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?
2012-12-19 05:54:28 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You laugh now, but Megan Fox frequently reads The Art of War in her off-time.


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she meant this
2012-12-19 05:20:56 PM  
1 votes:
You laugh now, but Megan Fox frequently reads The Art of War in her off-time.

You don't trifle with a Sun Tzu buff.

(Or it might have been the side of an orange juice carton. Either way, man, either way...)
2012-12-19 05:15:33 PM  
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: Techhell: trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smart

You clearly haven't met mine.
/My dick is so smart, it graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.
//At the head of the class


I bet it was a kiss ass to the teacher.
2012-12-19 05:05:19 PM  
1 votes:
I remember hearing Craig Kilborn once talk about meeting her on a talk show and asked about her Marilyn Monroe tattoo to which she replied that she was one of the most important influences of her life and how much she identified with her. Craig then asked in a sly tone "Well in that case want to see my Joe Dimaggio tattoo?" She just stared at him for a few seconds. "Who?"
2012-12-19 04:57:04 PM  
1 votes:
Better to remain silent and appear a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
2012-12-19 04:56:25 PM  
1 votes:

Swoop1809: Pregnant woman is crazy. News at 11!


There we go.
2012-12-19 04:53:55 PM  
1 votes:
Pregnant woman is crazy. News at 11!
2012-12-19 01:47:23 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.



Bullshiat.  I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something.
2012-12-19 01:41:10 PM  
1 votes:
To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
2012-12-19 01:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
I don't even like megan fox but you can go fark yourself submitter
 
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