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(Yahoo)   Yes, Megan Fox is exactly as stupid as you always thought she was   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-19 01:07:56 PM
13 votes:
who is more stupid, the actress that makes a stupid joke, or the submitter who interprets the stupid joke as a legitimate concern of the stupid actress?
2012-12-19 01:13:58 PM
3 votes:
I don't even like megan fox but you can go fark yourself submitter
2012-12-19 06:56:45 PM
2 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?


People are jealous they are either a) not as attractive as her, b) not going to see her naked or a combination or a and b. Basically, welcome to the internet. We hate women and the prudes that never show their bodies, why won't they please my penis? Look at this whore in slutty clothing I would never let her near my penis! Let me talk about how this affects my penis. Dick dick dick dick dick more goddamned dick talk on the internet then an actual gay bar. Jesus christ. I'm going to talk about the Hockey strike with some gay dudes and pretend like people have attributes and qualities aside from their ability to please or displease my junk.
2012-12-19 04:57:04 PM
2 votes:
Better to remain silent and appear a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
2012-12-19 04:45:38 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.


Wait, how do you know that reference?
2012-12-19 02:59:17 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
 
 
Bullshiat.  I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something.
 
 
So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.


Hi Scotty! It's always good to see new Farkers around here. You'll learn really, really, really fast - if you haven't already - that it's one of the main policies on Fark to make comments about things we've never seen nor read. Typically this is a very direct and intentional ignorance about the article in question; unless it has boobies in it, most Farkers read the thread, make some stupid comments, then read the article and spend the next 10 posts trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smart. We tend to do this for quite a few other things - at the best of times, we'll look at Wikipedia (or Conservapedia, or on rare occasions Wookiepedia) and quote something off there, but that's the normal extent of our actual knowledge on the subject.
 
Not to worry if you actually attempt to read things or watch things that you want to reference, though - that's a habit you'll get out of after the fifth or sixth time you quote something directly from the source and another Farker calls shenanigans on you, with most of the thread backing up the ignorant farker. That's how we roll around here, and man, it's fun sometimes.
 
Once again, Welcome To Fark!
 
2012-12-19 01:41:10 PM
2 votes:
To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
2012-12-20 12:24:54 PM
1 votes:
Obviously subby hasn't been pregnant.

btw, I think Megan Fox get a bad rap. I hear she was a biatch on the set of Transformers, but I thought some of the stuff she had to do for the movie was a little over the top. Especially for something directed at teens and little kids. I mean it's Transformers for Christ's sake, not Cinemax. Self-repecting women tend to get irritated when part of their job description is to bend over a motorcycle wearing booty shorts. Yes, she signed a contract, I know. But still..I'd get annoyed after a while too.
2012-12-20 02:37:01 AM
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: I remember hearing Craig Kilborn once talk about meeting her on a talk show and asked about her Marilyn Monroe tattoo to which she replied that she was one of the most important influences of her life and how much she identified with her. Craig then asked in a sly tone "Well in that case want to see my Joe Dimaggio tattoo?" She just stared at him for a few seconds. "Who?"

oh cos
that doesn't sound like a bs anecdote at all
2012-12-19 09:07:47 PM
1 votes:
The 'evidence' of her stupidity that gets posted around the interwebs has always seemed kinda weak to me. She seems pretty normal in that regard. And, sometimes even a bit snarky (in a good way).

But, she is both super-hot and a crappy actress. So, it would be easy (and funny?) to assume she's probably pants-on-head retarded.
2012-12-19 05:50:17 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: you couldn't help but make that association--that your baby was killing you so it could have life.


It's adorable the way you say that like it ends after you have the baby.
They have that power for years. They just have to walk into the room and it makes you tired. That's them absorbing your life energy. Being born just releases them from the womb, which acts as a sort of shield, allowing them to feed on everyone with 50 feet. That my friend is why they grow up so fast.
2012-12-19 05:43:53 PM
1 votes:

wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.


You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.
2012-12-19 05:13:27 PM
1 votes:
So how many thumbs does the baby have?
2012-12-19 05:13:15 PM
1 votes:
www.jimpoz.com

And we let her off the hook!
2012-12-19 05:05:19 PM
1 votes:
I remember hearing Craig Kilborn once talk about meeting her on a talk show and asked about her Marilyn Monroe tattoo to which she replied that she was one of the most important influences of her life and how much she identified with her. Craig then asked in a sly tone "Well in that case want to see my Joe Dimaggio tattoo?" She just stared at him for a few seconds. "Who?"
2012-12-19 04:20:56 PM
1 votes:

Mrs.Sharpier: I don't know what part of the article, other than the 'getting old' comment she made, that seemed to come across as stupid. She was describing her pregnancy, what's the big deal?



a photo of submitter:
 
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2012-12-19 01:57:55 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.



Or she has a publicist that writes "banter" for her.
2012-12-19 01:48:20 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference.



Yes, scottydoesntknow is exactly as stupid as you always thought he was
2012-12-19 01:35:46 PM
1 votes:
VERY weak sauce, submitter.
 
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