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2012-12-19 05:47:08 PM  

WhippingBoy: wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.

You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.


But... that would mean we're all repulsive here!
 
2012-12-19 05:48:23 PM  
Yeah, sh'e fit to be a parent...
 
2012-12-19 05:49:03 PM  

CarnySaur: WhippingBoy: wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.

You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.

But... that would mean we're all repulsive here!


I know I sure the hell is.
 
2012-12-19 05:50:03 PM  
Megan who?
 
2012-12-19 05:50:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow:  
 
So you reference stuff without having read or watched it?


Lolwut, this is Fark.. at least half the referencing here is by people who have just seen the reference by someone else, and either have no idea what it is or have no more than a passing familiarity with the source material.
 
2012-12-19 05:50:17 PM  

cryinoutloud: you couldn't help but make that association--that your baby was killing you so it could have life.


It's adorable the way you say that like it ends after you have the baby.
They have that power for years. They just have to walk into the room and it makes you tired. That's them absorbing your life energy. Being born just releases them from the womb, which acts as a sort of shield, allowing them to feed on everyone with 50 feet. That my friend is why they grow up so fast.
 
2012-12-19 05:51:18 PM  
aren't all women nuts when they're pregnant?

/could have ended that 3 words sooner
 
2012-12-19 05:51:29 PM  
That is "within 50 feet." It doesn't matter how many feet you have.
 
2012-12-19 05:52:07 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You laugh now, but Megan Fox frequently reads The Art of War in her off-time.

You don't trifle with a Sun Tzu buff.

(Or it might have been the side of an orange juice carton. Either way, man, either way...)


As in over and over?
 
wee
2012-12-19 05:54:16 PM  

WhippingBoy: You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.


Agree 100%.
 
2012-12-19 05:54:28 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You laugh now, but Megan Fox frequently reads The Art of War in her off-time.


theinfosphere.org 

she meant this
 
2012-12-19 06:02:21 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-19 06:04:49 PM  
I must have missed when they listed intelligence as one of her attributes.

designskings.com
 
2012-12-19 06:10:57 PM  
Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?
 
2012-12-19 06:33:53 PM  

Mikey1969: As in over and over?


Oh, indeed.


Spanky_McFarksalot: theinfosphere.org

she meant this


HAHAHAHAH

Nice!
 
2012-12-19 06:42:53 PM  
It's called "Mommy Brain", and totally understandable.
 
2012-12-19 06:46:41 PM  
Why was she allowed to breed?
 
2012-12-19 06:56:45 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?


People are jealous they are either a) not as attractive as her, b) not going to see her naked or a combination or a and b. Basically, welcome to the internet. We hate women and the prudes that never show their bodies, why won't they please my penis? Look at this whore in slutty clothing I would never let her near my penis! Let me talk about how this affects my penis. Dick dick dick dick dick more goddamned dick talk on the internet then an actual gay bar. Jesus christ. I'm going to talk about the Hockey strike with some gay dudes and pretend like people have attributes and qualities aside from their ability to please or displease my junk.
 
2012-12-19 07:00:19 PM  

Bored Horde: Lumbar Puncture: Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?

People are jealous they are either a) not as attractive as her, b) not going to see her naked or a combination or a and b. Basically, welcome to the internet. We hate women and the prudes that never show their bodies, why won't they please my penis? Look at this whore in slutty clothing I would never let her near my penis! Let me talk about how this affects my penis. Dick dick dick dick dick more goddamned dick talk on the internet then an actual gay bar. Jesus christ. I'm going to talk about the Hockey strike with some gay dudes and pretend like people have attributes and qualities aside from their ability to please or displease my junk.


Wow, why all the butt-hurt, bro?
 
2012-12-19 07:02:11 PM  

cryinoutloud: I actually watched this interview, because I wanted to see if she was as stupid as you all keep claiming. And I thought she did fine. Maybe not a genius or anything, but she could carry on a conversation and didn't seem nervous or idiotic or anything. I'm pretty sure all the conversations are sort of "made up" before the person goes on the air. You can tell just by the way the host brings things up.

FYI, sometimes women do feel like their fetus is sucking the life out of them, pregnancy is so weird. I was sick for months when I was pregnant, and you couldn't help but make that association--that your baby was killing you so it could have life.


Typically in celeb "interviews" (meaning, meaningless, superficial BS like this), all questions are approved by the publicist ahead of time. Nothing to see here, nothing to cogitate, just ... move on. Celeb interviews are as valuable as used toilet paper.
 
2012-12-19 07:10:03 PM  

KatjaMouse: I remember hearing Craig Kilborn once talk about meeting her on a talk show and asked about her Marilyn Monroe tattoo to which she replied that she was one of the most important influences of her life and how much she identified with her. Craig then asked in a sly tone "Well in that case want to see my Joe Dimaggio tattoo?" She just stared at him for a few seconds. "Who?"


Ok, now that there is funny. Maybe my Arthur Miller tattoo will come in handy afterall.
 
2012-12-19 07:18:45 PM  
Yes, Megan Fox Subby is exactly as stupid as you always thought (s)he was

FTFY
 
2012-12-19 07:55:33 PM  
I never thought much one way or another about Megan Fox's intelligence.
I just thought she was an attractive bit of eye candy in the movies.
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Was this wrong? Should I not have done that thing?
 
2012-12-19 07:56:52 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

This just in: pregnant chicks are entirely incapable of rational thought.
 
2012-12-19 07:57:28 PM  

highendmighty: Yeah, sh'e fit to be a parent...


As opposed to y'ou not being fit to proofread, apparently.
 
2012-12-19 09:01:44 PM  
I would add to this but it looks like subby's already been toed.
 
2012-12-19 09:07:47 PM  
The 'evidence' of her stupidity that gets posted around the interwebs has always seemed kinda weak to me. She seems pretty normal in that regard. And, sometimes even a bit snarky (in a good way).

But, she is both super-hot and a crappy actress. So, it would be easy (and funny?) to assume she's probably pants-on-head retarded.
 
2012-12-19 09:14:28 PM  
I like her. She didn't sleep her way to the top, she's had no substance problems, she's been a good stepmom, she's been with just one guy and appears to be making her marriage to that guy work. She got criticized here for saying the Transformers movies sucked. Well, yeah, they sucked! Sure she's said a few things that were self important, but she's not living her life that way as far as I can tell.
 
2012-12-19 10:13:58 PM  
Worst you can say about her is she is a crappy actress and gives lousy interviews.
Though admittedly, her projects haven't been the best vehicles for a good performance.
Transformers and Jennifer's Body were terrible.
 
 
Big deal.
 
2012-12-20 12:27:27 AM  
watched the first transformers movie the other night. hadn't seen it for awhile. reminded me-
holy mother of god was she hot....
 
2012-12-20 02:37:01 AM  

KatjaMouse: I remember hearing Craig Kilborn once talk about meeting her on a talk show and asked about her Marilyn Monroe tattoo to which she replied that she was one of the most important influences of her life and how much she identified with her. Craig then asked in a sly tone "Well in that case want to see my Joe Dimaggio tattoo?" She just stared at him for a few seconds. "Who?"

oh cos
that doesn't sound like a bs anecdote at all
 
2012-12-20 02:53:30 AM  

Bored Horde: Lumbar Puncture: Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?

People are jealous they are either a) not as attractive as her, b) not going to see her naked or a combination or a and b. Basically, welcome to the internet. We hate women and the prudes that never show their bodies, why won't they please my penis? Look at this whore in slutty clothing I would never let her near my penis! Let me talk about how this affects my penis. Dick dick dick dick dick more goddamned dick talk on the internet then an actual gay bar. Jesus christ. I'm going to talk about the Hockey strike with some gay dudes and pretend like people have attributes and qualities aside from their ability to please or displease my junk.


Smartest post in the thread.
 
Megan Fox said something humorous. Get over it, little boys. You didn't get the joke; that's OK. Run along now. You need to get out for some fresh air.
 
2012-12-20 03:32:01 AM  

Bored Horde: Lumbar Puncture: Who has been going around wondering how smart or stupid Megan Fox is?

 
People are jealous they are either a) not as attractive as her, b) not going to see her naked or a combination or a and b. Basically, welcome to the internet. We hate women and the prudes that never show their bodies, why won't they please my penis? Look at this whore in slutty clothing I would never let her near my penis! Let me talk about how this affects my penis. Dick dick dick dick dick more goddamned dick talk on the internet then an actual gay bar. Jesus christ. I'm going to talk about the Hockey strike with some gay dudes and pretend like people have attributes and qualities aside from their ability to please or displease my junk.
 
You said dick twice six times.
 
2012-12-20 08:38:50 AM  

Virtual Pariah: Transformers and Jennifer's Body were terrible.


Transformers was a big budget modern kids movie. It didn't suck, it just wasn't a live action version of the 80's animated movie, which is all that us old school fans wanted. It was like Spy Kids - yes, it is kinda hard to enjoy as an adult, but kids farking love it.

Jennifer's Body was an ok teenage "horror" movie, it had decent acting, decent FX and Amanda Seyfried. It was actually very watchable. Nothing you should have seen in theaters but you could do FAR worse if you are looking for an afternoon movie while skipping thru channels.
 
2012-12-20 08:45:13 AM  

frymeupasteak: watched the first transformers movie the other night. hadn't seen it for awhile. reminded me-
holy mother of god was she hot....


Likewise in the Two and a Half Men episode that she did (as Berta's granddaughter)...
 
2012-12-20 08:51:50 AM  

ObeliskToucher: frymeupasteak: watched the first transformers movie the other night. hadn't seen it for awhile. reminded me-
holy mother of god was she hot....

Likewise in the Two and a Half Men episode that she did (as Berta's granddaughter niece)...

 
ftfm...
 
2012-12-20 12:19:38 PM  
FTA: "I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients I was just nauseous."

You must be mistaken. You probably meant nauseated.... Oh wait.... No. You were just nauseous.
 
2012-12-20 12:24:54 PM  
Obviously subby hasn't been pregnant.

btw, I think Megan Fox get a bad rap. I hear she was a biatch on the set of Transformers, but I thought some of the stuff she had to do for the movie was a little over the top. Especially for something directed at teens and little kids. I mean it's Transformers for Christ's sake, not Cinemax. Self-repecting women tend to get irritated when part of their job description is to bend over a motorcycle wearing booty shorts. Yes, she signed a contract, I know. But still..I'd get annoyed after a while too.
 
2012-12-20 12:37:07 PM  

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.


No. Unfortunately. I've done everything in my power to steer clear of that trash, and I still know that the protagonist has a vampire baby.
 
Also, submitter is a douche.
 
2012-12-20 02:31:54 PM  

pornopose: Obviously subby hasn't been pregnant.

btw, I think Megan Fox get a bad rap. I hear she was a biatch on the set of Transformers, but I thought some of the stuff she had to do for the movie was a little over the top. Especially for something directed at teens and little kids. I mean it's Transformers for Christ's sake, not Cinemax. Self-repecting women tend to get irritated when part of their job description is to bend over a motorcycle wearing booty shorts. Yes, she signed a contract, I know. But still..I'd get annoyed after a while too.


Were it not for said booty shorts and bending over, I highly doubt she would have landed the role.  If her part in the movie was more than eye candy, they would have hired an actress that can, you know, act.
 
2012-12-21 07:17:38 PM  
I gotta say, as dumb as she may or may not seem at times, that commercial she did for Acer laptops (the one where she uses it to follow her passion for marine life, and eventually works with scientists to decode dolphin speech), really got to me. There were more than a couple of scenes in there where she...(dare I say it?) seemed like a pretty good actress.
 
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