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2012-12-19 01:07:56 PM  
who is more stupid, the actress that makes a stupid joke, or the submitter who interprets the stupid joke as a legitimate concern of the stupid actress?
 
2012-12-19 01:11:17 PM  
As she has not responded to my letter assuring her that the only way to prevent the Mayan Apocalypse is by allowing me to flail around atop her for (possibly up to) nine seconds before I collapse into a tearful apology perhaps she's more astute that it would seem.
 
2012-12-19 01:12:08 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: As she has not responded to my letter assuring her that the only way to prevent the Mayan Apocalypse is by allowing me to flail around atop her for (possibly up to) nine seconds before I collapse into a tearful apology perhaps she's more astute that it would seem.



or she can't read
 
2012-12-19 01:13:58 PM  
I don't even like megan fox but you can go fark yourself submitter
 
2012-12-19 01:29:46 PM  
Yeah, stupid hot.
 
2012-12-19 01:35:46 PM  
VERY weak sauce, submitter.
 
2012-12-19 01:41:10 PM  
To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
 
2012-12-19 01:47:23 PM  

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.



Bullshiat.  I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something.
 
2012-12-19 01:48:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference.



Yes, scottydoesntknow is exactly as stupid as you always thought he was
 
2012-12-19 01:50:44 PM  
I don't care what my fellow farkers think...I'd hit that like a fist of an angry god.  She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot...
 
/will anxiously await Studman69 comments
 
2012-12-19 01:57:55 PM  

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.



Or she has a publicist that writes "banter" for her.
 
2012-12-19 02:04:46 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
 
 
Bullshiat.  I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something.
 
 
So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.
 
2012-12-19 02:24:46 PM  

Krieghund: scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.


Or she has a publicist that writes "banter" for her.


I don't even think it's a publicist. I remember hearing once (but I could be misremembering) that many of the actors that make the rounds on talk shows to pimp tv/movies/etc. are so dull in real life that there are services that will write stories for them to talk about on the shows.
 
2012-12-19 02:26:36 PM  
<img src="http://www.meganfoxfans.co.uk/celebrity/photos/853_megan-fox-as-s upergirl-megan-fox-supergirl-824755918.jpg">

<p>Um, who cares if she's too dumb to tie her own shoes? </p>
 
2012-12-19 02:28:36 PM  
I put it down to her hormone unbalance during pregnancy. Women say and do the craziest shiat.
 
2012-12-19 02:36:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.



Oh shut up.  If you've read any of the hundreds of Kristen Stewart threads on Fark, or have ever seen TMZ.com, or any of the myriad "stars" from the movies, or seen some of them on The Daily Show or other talk shows there is a distinct possibility that you find out that Kristen Stewart's character gives birth to Robert Pattinson's baby in the story somewhere.  I think the werewolf dude even has a hard on for the baby or some such shiat.  This is not some unknown secret from deep inside the books or films (again, which I've not read or seen.)
 
So stop acting like you are superior or entertainment-ally pure because you aren't aware of these things (or are pretending to be unaware of them.)
 
2012-12-19 02:59:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.
 
 
Bullshiat.  I haven't seen the movies or read the books and I know there was some weird birth of a vampire baby or something.
 
 
So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.


Hi Scotty! It's always good to see new Farkers around here. You'll learn really, really, really fast - if you haven't already - that it's one of the main policies on Fark to make comments about things we've never seen nor read. Typically this is a very direct and intentional ignorance about the article in question; unless it has boobies in it, most Farkers read the thread, make some stupid comments, then read the article and spend the next 10 posts trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smart. We tend to do this for quite a few other things - at the best of times, we'll look at Wikipedia (or Conservapedia, or on rare occasions Wookiepedia) and quote something off there, but that's the normal extent of our actual knowledge on the subject.
 
Not to worry if you actually attempt to read things or watch things that you want to reference, though - that's a habit you'll get out of after the fifth or sixth time you quote something directly from the source and another Farker calls shenanigans on you, with most of the thread backing up the ignorant farker. That's how we roll around here, and man, it's fun sometimes.
 
Once again, Welcome To Fark!
 
 
2012-12-19 03:11:10 PM  

thomps: who is more stupid, the actress that makes a stupid joke, or the submitter who interprets the stupid joke as a legitimate concern of the stupid actress?



 
 
2012-12-19 03:28:51 PM  
I give the headline toe thumbs up!
 
2012-12-19 03:49:34 PM  
I don't know what part of the article, other than the 'getting old' comment she made, that seemed to come across as stupid. She was describing her pregnancy, what's the big deal?
 
wee
2012-12-19 03:57:36 PM  

slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot



Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.
 
2012-12-19 04:20:56 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I don't know what part of the article, other than the 'getting old' comment she made, that seemed to come across as stupid. She was describing her pregnancy, what's the big deal?



a photo of submitter:
 
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-19 04:45:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: To everyone calling submitter stupid for taking her words literally, remember this: She had to have either read the Twilight books or saw the movies to make that reference. Either of these actions can qualify as stupid.


Wait, how do you know that reference?
 
2012-12-19 04:48:52 PM  
what babies are horrible little germ factories and now we all have been exposed to this ones bacteria!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-19 04:52:31 PM  

wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.


I offer a rebuttal, sir, though it suffers from a shortage of evidence that Megan Fox actually fits the "not smart" description. Also, TTIUWOP
 
25.media.tumblr.com 
 
2012-12-19 04:53:55 PM  
Pregnant woman is crazy. News at 11!
 
2012-12-19 04:54:13 PM  

scottydoesntknow:  
 
So you reference stuff without having read or watched it? I find it hard to believe that she did not see those movies (or read the books), yet chose to make a specific reference without any provocation.


Considering that she was at the premiere (Google it) for several of the films, I think she probably caught a scene or two. Maybe she read the books or Wikipedia.

Her comment about the baby being "a life sucking monster" (to paraphrase) during the first trimester sounds pretty common to me.

Lots of stones to throw, but her intelligence based on this article isn't one of them.

/her intelligence based on several other things... probably
 
2012-12-19 04:54:41 PM  
no epidural = warrior-princess?

Sweet. I married a warrior-princess.
 
2012-12-19 04:54:52 PM  

slayer199: I don't care what my fellow farkers think...I'd hit that like a fist of an angry god.  She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot...
 
/will anxiously await Studman69 comments


I wouldn't fark her with Studman69's dick. I'd use my own.
 
2012-12-19 04:56:25 PM  

Swoop1809: Pregnant woman is crazy. News at 11!


There we go.
 
2012-12-19 04:57:04 PM  
Better to remain silent and appear a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
 
2012-12-19 05:00:21 PM  
Still smarter than subby.
 
2012-12-19 05:01:31 PM  
Yes, Megan Fox is exactly as stupid as you always thought she was

Yay! I win.
But at what cost.
 
2012-12-19 05:02:00 PM  

thomps: who is more stupid, the actress that makes a stupid joke, or the submitter who interprets the stupid joke as a legitimate concern of the stupid actress?

 
2012-12-19 05:02:01 PM  

mensaman200: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.

 
2012-12-19 05:03:46 PM  

wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.


You must be a blast at the bars.

"Hey man, that girl over there is pretty hot, eh?"
"I don't know. Let me go ask her about global warming first."
 
2012-12-19 05:05:19 PM  
I remember hearing Craig Kilborn once talk about meeting her on a talk show and asked about her Marilyn Monroe tattoo to which she replied that she was one of the most important influences of her life and how much she identified with her. Craig then asked in a sly tone "Well in that case want to see my Joe Dimaggio tattoo?" She just stared at him for a few seconds. "Who?"
 
2012-12-19 05:08:24 PM  
So she exaggerated a bit, big deal. What I gleaned from the article is the following:

FTFA: "her first trimester was filled with horrible morning sickness"

So now she might have an idea what average people feel after seeing her in a movie.
 
2012-12-19 05:11:52 PM  

slayer199: I don't care what my fellow farkers think...I'd hit that like a fist of an angry god.  She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot...
 
/will anxiously await Studman69 comments


Let me preface this by saying that I recognize that I am in the minority and can acknowledge her beauty for what it is, but Megan Fox never did it for me. She always looks like she'd be greasy if you touched her.
 
2012-12-19 05:13:15 PM  
www.jimpoz.com

And we let her off the hook!
 
2012-12-19 05:13:27 PM  
So how many thumbs does the baby have?
 
2012-12-19 05:14:17 PM  
Techhell: trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smart

You clearly haven't met mine.
/My dick is so smart, it graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.
//At the head of the class
 
2012-12-19 05:15:33 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Techhell: trying to make it seem like we actually read the article and our Weeners is actually quite smart

You clearly haven't met mine.
/My dick is so smart, it graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.
//At the head of the class


I bet it was a kiss ass to the teacher.
 
2012-12-19 05:20:46 PM  
"I would do things with my cell phone like I would go to get the juice out of the refrigerator and I would leave my phone ... "

So tragic, life must be a living hell for this woman. I'll take up her life for her. I'm that nice of a person. She can even keep her hubby.
 
2012-12-19 05:20:56 PM  
You laugh now, but Megan Fox frequently reads The Art of War in her off-time.

You don't trifle with a Sun Tzu buff.

(Or it might have been the side of an orange juice carton. Either way, man, either way...)
 
2012-12-19 05:24:58 PM  
"I would do things with my cell phone like I would go to get the juice out of the refrigerator and I would leave my phone"
 
Damnit, I wish the Cosby Show had more scene specific image files floating around
 
2012-12-19 05:25:41 PM  
Who is the fool? The fool who makes a silly pop culture reference or the fool who doesn't understand jokes?
 
2012-12-19 05:36:42 PM  
Pregnant woman thinks irrational thoughts. Where the hell is Romero?
 
2012-12-19 05:40:21 PM  
I actually watched this interview, because I wanted to see if she was as stupid as you all keep claiming. And I thought she did fine. Maybe not a genius or anything, but she could carry on a conversation and didn't seem nervous or idiotic or anything. I'm pretty sure all the conversations are sort of "made up" before the person goes on the air. You can tell just by the way the host brings things up.

FYI, sometimes women do feel like their fetus is sucking the life out of them, pregnancy is so weird. I was sick for months when I was pregnant, and you couldn't help but make that association--that your baby was killing you so it could have life.
 
2012-12-19 05:43:53 PM  

wee: slayer199: She doesn't have to be smart, she's hot


Not smart isn't hot.  Sorry.


You know what's more repulsive than not smart? Fake smart.
 
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