FARK.com: (7494028) Bad: Your parachute doesn't open. Worse: Your reserve parachute doesn't open. Worst: Nobody notices or cares

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		Bad: Your parachute doesn't open. Worse: Your reserve parachute doesn't open. Worst: Nobody notices or cares (bbc.co.uk)		11
		More: Sad, Dutch police, skydivers, Derek Boogaard, club records

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buddyrtr		2012-12-19 10:27:35 AM

4 votes:

"For Sale - Parachute - Never opened - only used once - small stain"

gopher321		2012-12-19 09:51:32 AM

3 votes:

Which of course leads to the Zen question, "If a skydiver falls in the forest..."

KillerAttackParrot		2012-12-19 11:06:48 AM

2 votes:

He failed to follow one important rule. If both canopies fail, track for your rigger.

MythDragon		2012-12-19 01:11:11 PM

1 votes:

/Street pizza

Valiente		2012-12-19 01:07:17 PM

1 votes:

Ironically, he wasn't missed because he failed to make much of an impression.

GBB		2012-12-19 11:46:42 AM

1 votes:

Not Impressed

roc6783		2012-12-19 10:59:44 AM

1 votes:

FTFA: Dutch police are investigating how the body of skydiver lay undetected in a field for more than a week.

My guess is all sprawled out and crushed flat with some parts at odd angles. Don't they take pictures before they move the body?

Buggar		2012-12-19 10:44:54 AM

1 votes:

Maybe he was unconscious before he left the airplane.
Maybe the spotter didn't notice the plummeting body on purpose.

duh duh dunnnnnn

Ivo Shandor		2012-12-19 10:15:47 AM

1 votes:

No Naked Gun reference yet?

pkellmey		2012-12-19 10:10:43 AM

1 votes:

The most extreme sports always involve doing death-defying feats and making sure not to contact anyone you know beforehand so they can check up on your progress or if your will was filed properly. EXTREEEEEME!