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(BBC)   Bad: Your parachute doesn't open. Worse: Your reserve parachute doesn't open. Worst: Nobody notices or cares   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 103
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2012-12-20 12:00:44 AM
Guy jumps out of airplane. Pulls his chute, nothing happens. Pulls his reserve, nothing happens. As he's plummeting he looks over to see a guy going skyward. "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?" Guy says, "No. Do you know anything about gas barbeques?"

/here all week....veal....
 
2012-12-20 12:34:43 AM

MythDragon: To the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic:

♫He was just a cherry trooper and he surely shook with fright
as he checked all his equipment and made sure his pack was tight
He had to sit and listen to the awful engines roar,
And he ain't gonna jump no more.

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2012-12-20 04:18:29 AM
What I don't understand about not having a post-landing checkout... what if someone is injured on landing? Someone just swings from a tree with a broken leg and starves?

"My friend Bill attended your jump club today and hasn't been back since. Did he land safely?"
"What am I his mothuh? Get ouddaheer."
 
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