The Voice of Doom: Now where have I heard that one before..How to fit 100 otters into a small passenger aircraft (LGT brilliant "Sherlock"/"Cabin Pressure" crossover)"And one under each seat""But that's where the life jackets are.""That's alright, otters can swim."
Ivo Shandor: If you get rid of the otters, the local sea urchin population will expand. Sea urchins will eat the roots of kelp, causing the rest of the plant to float away. Fish that formerly lived in the kelp forest will also leave. Hope you like eating sea stars.
kvinesknows: How many otters suffer from "shark bites" as opposed to "shark swallows"??
ChrisDe: "In a deal cut with fishermen, the government declared waters south of Point Conception to be off limits to otters."Why didn't they get the otters to sign on with that deal? Problem solved.
scubamage: You guys really otter stop making jokes. You're being quite shellfish.
Lost Thought 00: Should have just expanded hunting season. Oh, right, this is California, where pests have more rights than people
treecologist: So this was an indirect government subsidy that benefited a select group of business people by reducing competition.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: scubamage: You guys really otter stop making jokes. You're being quite shellfish.Abalone
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