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(ABC 6 Providence)   Husband defeats wife .191 to .145 in breathalyzer competition   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, scrips  
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2889 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2012 at 10:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-19 09:13:41 AM  
Doug Moe's coaching again?
2012-12-19 10:04:06 AM  
It's nice when couples can share a hobby.
2012-12-19 10:56:24 AM  
At least when they get home there will not be a big fight.
2012-12-19 10:57:03 AM  
I'm imagining a car wrapped around a tree in the shape of a heart.
2012-12-19 10:58:02 AM  
Insurance will be expensive.
2012-12-19 11:01:09 AM  
Hell, yeah! Good day to be a man.

/shouldn't that be 'husband beats wife'?
2012-12-19 11:10:50 AM  
I had a .21 back a number of years ago.
2012-12-19 11:16:24 AM  
Holiday fun in Wah-ick, Ro D'ilan
2012-12-19 11:17:56 AM  
Another sip of Chablis and he would have crossed the Mendoza Line.
2012-12-19 11:23:53 AM  
I'll drink to that!
2012-12-19 11:27:31 AM  
? uuuhhh ... USA! USA! ?
2012-12-19 11:35:37 AM  
I was expecting one had shown up to bail out the other while drunk. Not leaving disappointed, just less interested. I'll leave the disappointment for them to share.
2012-12-19 11:52:55 AM  
Gotta know their height/weight to properly award the plaque.
2012-12-19 12:04:29 PM  
2012-12-19 03:01:25 PM  
Rookies both.
2012-12-19 07:13:14 PM  
That's nothing, my ex-wife can blow a .45 and survive.
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