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(Daily Mail)   Paraguayan Model gives up her heroic fight to keep her curves contained in her tiny bikini, sunbathes topless instead. Not safe for workish   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
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2012-12-19 07:35:17 AM
If she didn't have implants, she wouldn't have had to worry about it.
 
2012-12-19 07:40:27 AM
Er. Ma. Gerd.
 
2012-12-19 08:59:41 AM

cretinbob: If she didn't have implants, she wouldn't have had to worry about it.



If they are implants she had a good surgeon.
 
2012-12-19 09:05:15 AM
So that's what a pair o' gwayans looks like...nice.
 
2012-12-19 09:09:33 AM
The road may be curvy at the top, but it flattens out at the bottom. 
 
/Some other fellas might deny
 
2012-12-19 09:13:09 AM
Curves?  She looks like she needs *two* sammiches.
 
 
/Not that I wouldn't....fist of angry god and all that...
//And yes, the chesticles look fake....but well done.
 
2012-12-19 09:29:08 AM
I love her abdomen and her legs.
 
2012-12-19 09:30:33 AM
That's a man baby
 
2012-12-19 09:30:57 AM
Shouldn't that be villainous fight?
 
2012-12-19 09:31:52 AM
I just clicked. I recant my previous statement.
 
2012-12-19 09:32:25 AM
So Fap?

www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2012-12-19 09:35:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Er. Ma. Gerd.


indeed.
 
2012-12-19 09:35:07 AM
Whoa, pictures of a woman I've never heard of sunbathing on the internet. I've never encountered this before.
 
2012-12-19 09:37:05 AM
Speaking as someone that has had giant implants shoved into my face, those aren't real.
 
2012-12-19 09:39:01 AM
No ass or hips, scrawny legs, fake boobs and lips. Meh.
 
2012-12-19 09:39:43 AM
Hit.
Feed.
Hit some more.
Feed feed feed.
 
2012-12-19 09:40:55 AM
I'd penis it.
 
2012-12-19 09:41:16 AM
She can haz cheezburger?
 
2012-12-19 09:42:30 AM
Sharp knees, etc etc.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:11 AM
CURVES? What curves? All I see is a plateau with a couple of artificial hills on it.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:45 AM
I will be back after work then
 
2012-12-19 09:49:28 AM
Sure, the lip injections went totally wrong,her implants are a little exaggerated , and her hips are set a little narrow.  But she still has some nice legs and a mice mid section.
 
2012-12-19 09:54:00 AM

littlett's: Sure, the lip injections went totally wrong,her implants are a little exaggerated , and her hips are set a little narrow.  But she still has some nice legs and a mice mid section.


This is one of those times where I just have to admit I didn't even notice the face.

/never heard of her before, but this will give her publicity/money to fix the bad injections maybe.
 
2012-12-19 09:57:39 AM

AbbeySomeone: If they are implants she had a good surgeon.


She did, and those are most certainly implants.
 
2012-12-19 09:58:09 AM
i2.listal.com

"Are there any Paraguayans here?"

/I know it's not the right picture - I couldn't find the right one...
 
2012-12-19 09:59:20 AM
Too bad they didn't go to Haulover.

Fun, fun place.
 
2012-12-19 09:59:36 AM

littlett's: Sure, the lip injections went totally wrong,her implants are a little exaggerated , and her hips are set a little narrow. But she still has some nice legs and a mice mid section.


What are mice legs? Too skinny? Or does it have something to do with her pussy being next to them?
 
2012-12-19 10:00:13 AM
She's got gramma ass, fake lips, a good boob job and no curves. Pass. I do like the chest freckles though
 
2012-12-19 10:01:48 AM
Her friend was pretty hot and looks like she skipped the fake cans and fake lips. Those are pluses in my book, though the model herself is quite gorgeous in her own right. All in all, a good day at the beach for all involved.
 
2012-12-19 10:04:55 AM
BIE/EIP

good lord she has nice curves... Go eat a sammich.
 
2012-12-19 10:05:45 AM

maggoo: littlett's: Sure, the lip injections went totally wrong,her implants are a little exaggerated , and her hips are set a little narrow. But she still has some nice legs and a mice mid section.

What are mice legs? Too skinny? Or does it have something to do with her pussy being next to them?



You must be using your smart phone. 
 
2012-12-19 10:07:07 AM

maggoo: littlett's: Sure, the lip injections went totally wrong,her implants are a little exaggerated , and her hips are set a little narrow. But she still has some nice legs and a mice mid section.


What are mice legs? Too skinny? Or does it have something to do with her pussy being next to them?



I think what was meant is what is a "mice mid section?"
 
2012-12-19 10:07:15 AM
Nice boobs but not a hip in sight.
 
2012-12-19 10:07:57 AM

JayR30: She's got gramma ass, fake lips, a good boob job and no curves. Pass. I do like the chest freckles though


What i was thinking as well.

I couldn't figure out what her ass was trying to do, then when i did, i didn't like it.
 
2012-12-19 10:09:19 AM
Looks like shes got butt implants that didnt set right or something. All sorts of wierd going on with that body. Im round, so i shouldnt talk. But im not presented as a "model".
 
2012-12-19 10:10:50 AM

JayR30: I think what was meant is what is a "mice mid section?"



In that case I will rage against the new text window and its sudden opposition to letting me spell check and right click to correct.
 
2012-12-19 10:13:28 AM
suburbanguy

www.netbrawl.com

Approves!
 
2012-12-19 10:15:18 AM
Sort of want.jpg
 
2012-12-19 10:16:32 AM

jaybeezey: JayR30: She's got gramma ass, fake lips, a good boob job and no curves. Pass. I do like the chest freckles though

What i was thinking as well.

I couldn't figure out what her ass was trying to do, then when i did, i didn't like it.


It looks like she had an ass cast out of wax and when it got into the sun, it started to run off of her bones toward the sea
 
2012-12-19 10:21:55 AM
That's a grade "A" case of pancake ass.


JayR30:
What i was thinking as well.

I couldn't figure out what her ass was trying to do, then when i did, i didn't like it.

It looks like she had an ass cast out of wax and when it got into the sun, it started to run off of her bones toward the sea


Hah! Exactly.
 
2012-12-19 10:23:30 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-19 10:28:28 AM

ZzeusS: Too bad they didn't go to Haulover.

Fun, fun place.


Absolutely.
 
2012-12-19 10:36:00 AM
Kinda want to see what she looks like with my fist in her
 
2012-12-19 10:37:50 AM
I can see her sits bones through her butt. There's something so, so wrong about that.
 
2012-12-19 10:39:23 AM
ERH. MAI. GERD.


want.
 
2012-12-19 10:41:17 AM
Approves:

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com 

/Obscure?
 
2012-12-19 10:44:14 AM
Love a chick who takes the initiative. Whoever said all super models are airheads with fluff everywhere, was proabably right, but well....shoot....


Best Fark story EVER
 
2012-12-19 10:51:12 AM
No ass. Fake tits. Bug sunglasses. No thanks.
 
2012-12-19 10:52:12 AM

willfullyobscure: No ass. Fake tits. Bug sunglasses. No thanks.


Don't forget pre-cancerous liver spots b/n the boobies.
 
2012-12-19 10:54:49 AM

AbbeySomeone: cretinbob: If she didn't have implants, she wouldn't have had to worry about it.


If they are implants she had a good surgeon.


those look like pretty obvious implants, nothing wrong with that but weird and wonderful to see it become a visual norm. Also, damn, her ass goes straight to her ankles, doesn't it? Looks nice laying down though. *makes mental note* keep Paraguayan model in bed, off feet.
 
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