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(Popoholic)   Natalie Portman flaunts the perks of motherhood   ( divider line
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2012-12-19 05:11:55 PM  
1 vote:
Well, this thread went from boobs to nerds real fast.
2012-12-19 03:53:14 PM  
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I'm into photography in the same way that a tone-deaf dude is into music - I love it, but everything I take looks like shiate, unfortunately. I just don't have the talent for it. However, I do very much enjoy good photography, and this is shiate.

I can improve your photography right now.

1. Get a decent DSLR. Don't worry about full frame or megapixles or all that crap. Just get one from Costco with a couple of lenses. Use the short one for now.

2. Put the camera on auto. Let the camera worry about light.

3. Fill the frame with what you want to take a picture of. Taking a picture of mom? Then make sure mom is the only thing you can see in the view finder. Taking a picture of mom on a horse? Make sure mom and the horse are the only things you can see in the view finder.

4. Shoot out doors as much as possible. Indoor lighting is horrible. So are attached flashes, even on the most expensive cameras.

5. Shoot a ton of pictures. Get a big card and take 300 shots the next time you take the camera out. Take 400 more just for the hell of it. When you take a picture of something, take five more of it.

Most people take shiatty pictures because they spend all their time futzing with the light levels and shutter speed rather than composing an attractive shot. So let the camera do the work there, and you set yourself up for better compositions. Shoot outside where the light is better. Fill the frame so you get only what you want, and take a ton of pictures. You'll see marked improvement.
2012-12-19 03:46:54 PM  
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JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life

Congratulations. If you haven't been told already, use protection. Women's bodies tend to want to get pregnant soon after childbirth. The consequences of having babies ~1 year apart: It will make you happier than you have ever been in your life while at the same time destroying your very will to live. Simlar enough to having twins.
2012-12-19 02:12:40 PM  
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JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life

I feel your pain brother. My wife and I are expecting our first child in Feb.
/these Natlie Portman pics are going to be put to good use.
2012-12-19 01:56:10 PM  
1 vote:
I'd squeeze that padded bra.
2012-12-19 01:36:45 PM  
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mooseyfate: carnifex2005: Guess no one here was watching the Texas/Baylor football game a few weeks ago.

Gah! Whatever you do, do not look at that bloated pile of humanity behind Ms. Portman.

Is that a photonpak in the video?
2012-12-19 01:17:03 PM  
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mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".

I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.
2012-12-19 11:11:22 AM  
1 vote:
Pushup bras are awesome
2012-12-19 10:50:39 AM  
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Techhell: Wonderful perks of motherhood almost outweigh the dreadful paparazzi-esque photography. It's almost as if the photographer tried to make her look as wretched as possible. Hopefully it's all part of the character she's playing, or just terrible photography.

I don't know if you are into photography, but I will say that since I took it up seriously I find myself getting irrationally upset at poorly photographed porn.  It doesn't matter how hot the model, all I can think is "What?  You couldn't light this shot any better than that?  And how about a little depth of field!  Her nipples are all blurry!"
2012-12-19 10:25:54 AM  
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If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.
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