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(Popoholic)   Natalie Portman flaunts the perks of motherhood   (popoholic.com) divider line 81
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2012-12-19 09:42:24 AM
Wonderful perks of motherhood almost outweigh the dreadful paparazzi-esque photography. It's almost as if the photographer tried to make her look as wretched as possible. Hopefully it's all part of the character she's playing, or just terrible photography.
 
2012-12-19 09:52:46 AM
DAMN
 
2012-12-19 10:15:56 AM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:54 AM
If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.
 
2012-12-19 10:50:39 AM

Techhell: Wonderful perks of motherhood almost outweigh the dreadful paparazzi-esque photography. It's almost as if the photographer tried to make her look as wretched as possible. Hopefully it's all part of the character she's playing, or just terrible photography.



I don't know if you are into photography, but I will say that since I took it up seriously I find myself getting irrationally upset at poorly photographed porn.  It doesn't matter how hot the model, all I can think is "What?  You couldn't light this shot any better than that?  And how about a little depth of field!  Her nipples are all blurry!"
 
2012-12-19 11:05:50 AM
Her look in the main pic is nice.  It's probably the look she would give me if I ever asked her out on a date...
 
2012-12-19 11:11:22 AM
Pushup bras are awesome
 
2012-12-19 11:13:00 AM

dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.



She as the "who farked ya'll" down pat
 
2012-12-19 12:24:40 PM
Sharp knees, boyish good looks, I could go on...
 
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2012-12-19 12:44:25 PM
Abs-olutly hot.
 
2012-12-19 12:48:27 PM
pics have been around and the tits are faked up for a role.
 
2012-12-19 12:49:15 PM

duffblue: Pushup bras are awesome


True, however a lactating woman is going to have some of the most amazing breasts you'll ever see or feel... except when they get too full and then they're as hard as a flexed bicep, and not too comfy for momma. Still, A+++++ would impregnate again.
 
2012-12-19 12:51:11 PM
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DAT ASS.
 
2012-12-19 01:01:21 PM

TheraTx: pics have been around and the tits are faked up for a role.


This

Riotboy: [cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]
DAT ASS.


And that
 
2012-12-19 01:08:17 PM
wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life
 
2012-12-19 01:12:26 PM

JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life


Unintended lactation FTW!
 
2012-12-19 01:13:20 PM

dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.


"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".
 
2012-12-19 01:13:50 PM
Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
samjmiller.com
 
2012-12-19 01:16:18 PM
I think that was written by a 14 year old with post-graduation stalking plans.
 
2012-12-19 01:17:03 PM

mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".


I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.
 
2012-12-19 01:20:20 PM

redmond24: mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

 
"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".
 
I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.
 
let's not be superfluously verbose when attempting to provide a diffuse but redundant description of the copious misuses of oxymoron.
 
2012-12-19 01:22:54 PM
Guess no one here was watching the Texas/Baylor football game a few weeks ago.
 
2012-12-19 01:23:47 PM
That was some of the creepiest text ever written.
 
2012-12-19 01:27:35 PM

redmond24: mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".

I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.


You are correct. It would appear that I meant... *checks google* ...pleonasm?
 
2012-12-19 01:28:34 PM

mooseyfate: "Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron tautology than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".

 
2012-12-19 01:30:33 PM

carnifex2005: Guess no one here was watching the Texas/Baylor football game a few weeks ago.


Gah! Whatever you do, do not look at that bloated pile of humanity behind Ms. Portman.
 
2012-12-19 01:33:31 PM

swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
[samjmiller.com image 450x338]


......He got better...
 
2012-12-19 01:36:45 PM

mooseyfate: carnifex2005: Guess no one here was watching the Texas/Baylor football game a few weeks ago.

Gah! Whatever you do, do not look at that bloated pile of humanity behind Ms. Portman.


Is that a photonpak in the video?
 
2012-12-19 01:39:38 PM

swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!

 
 
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-19 01:40:27 PM
Oh man, I was hoping for tits on Louis. Still, that'll do. Be back in five.
 
2012-12-19 01:43:01 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
 
 
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Would not hit it. Look at those sharp elbows!
 
2012-12-19 01:48:17 PM

Techhell: Wonderful perks of motherhood almost outweigh the dreadful paparazzi-esque photography. It's almost as if the photographer tried to make her look as wretched as possible. Hopefully it's all part of the character she's playing, or just terrible photography.


She's one of those women that is so hot there are no bad angles. He can try all he likes to make her look wretched. The outcome is going to be "Fist of God."
 
2012-12-19 01:48:53 PM
I'll be in my buuuu....oh never mind

/anybody got a tissue.
 
2012-12-19 01:49:36 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I think that was written by a 14 year old with post-graduation stalking plans.


Most 14-year-olds think Debby Ryan and Selena Gomez are old ladies. They're grooving to Ariel Winter.
 
mjg
2012-12-19 01:56:10 PM
I'd squeeze that padded bra.
 
2012-12-19 01:56:27 PM
keep the tits, ditch the blonde hair, you're gorgeous as a brunette
 
2012-12-19 02:02:10 PM
That's a funny pic, looks like she's thinking, "should have skipped the gyro at Kraft Services"
 
2012-12-19 02:04:01 PM
This is two months old.
And probably a repeat.

This is not me complaining.
 
2012-12-19 02:04:40 PM
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Blatant.
 
2012-12-19 02:12:15 PM

JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.



So where's she going?
 
2012-12-19 02:12:40 PM

JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life



Congrats!
 
I feel your pain brother. My wife and I are expecting our first child in Feb.
 
/these Natlie Portman pics are going to be put to good use. 
 
2012-12-19 02:13:38 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
 
 
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You've done a terrible thing this day.
 
2012-12-19 02:13:55 PM

JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life


'Gratz!
 
2012-12-19 02:17:14 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
 
 
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Put a bag on her head and do your business!
 
2012-12-19 02:26:27 PM
Link is farked. And I missed an opportunity to view Portman's Pregger Points? Damn.
 
2012-12-19 02:26:54 PM

mooseyfate: redmond24: mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".

I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.

You are correct. It would appear that I meant... *checks google* ...pleonasm?


it's redundant
 
2012-12-19 02:29:27 PM

LeroyBourne: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
 
 
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Put a bag on her head and do your business!


www.adequatulence.com

You know it, baby!
 
2012-12-19 02:30:17 PM
room435.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-19 02:30:19 PM

pute kisses like a man: redmond24: mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.
 
"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".
 
I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.
 
let's not be superfluously verbose when attempting to provide a diffuse but redundant description of the copious misuses of oxymoron.


I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity with extraneous bombastic circumlocution.
 
2012-12-19 02:31:40 PM

dittybopper: I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity with extraneous bombastic circumlocution.


Oh, I don't like that.
 
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