Wonderful perks of motherhood almost outweigh the dreadful paparazzi-esque photography. It's almost as if the photographer tried to make her look as wretched as possible. Hopefully it's all part of the character she's playing, or just terrible photography.

DAMN

I'll be in my bunk.

If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

Techhell: Wonderful perks of motherhood almost outweigh the dreadful paparazzi-esque photography. It's almost as if the photographer tried to make her look as wretched as possible. Hopefully it's all part of the character she's playing, or just terrible photography.


I don't know if you are into photography, but I will say that since I took it up seriously I find myself getting irrationally upset at poorly photographed porn.  It doesn't matter how hot the model, all I can think is "What?  You couldn't light this shot any better than that?  And how about a little depth of field!  Her nipples are all blurry!"

Her look in the main pic is nice.  It's probably the look she would give me if I ever asked her out on a date...

dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.


She as the "who farked ya'll" down pat

Abs-olutly hot.

duffblue: Pushup bras are awesome

True, however a lactating woman is going to have some of the most amazing breasts you'll ever see or feel... except when they get too full and then they're as hard as a flexed bicep, and not too comfy for momma. Still, A+++++ would impregnate again.

wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life

mooseyfate: "Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron tautology than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".

swahnhennessy: Oh my god! Look what happened to Louis Gossett, Jr!
 
 

HotWingConspiracy: I think that was written by a 14 year old with post-graduation stalking plans.

Most 14-year-olds think Debby Ryan and Selena Gomez are old ladies. They're grooving to Ariel Winter.

keep the tits, ditch the blonde hair, you're gorgeous as a brunette

JolobinSmokin: wife just had a baby and was given the go ahead for sex yesterday.

happy xmas and it's a wonderful life


Congrats!
 
I feel your pain brother. My wife and I are expecting our first child in Feb.
 
/these Natlie Portman pics are going to be put to good use. 

mooseyfate: redmond24: mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.

"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".

I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.

You are correct. It would appear that I meant... *checks google* ...pleonasm?

it's redundant

pute kisses like a man: redmond24: mooseyfate: dletter: If this role is "Trailer Park Brittney Spears" look... she's got it down.
 
"Trailer Park Britney Spears" is a bigger oxymoron than "Washout Junkie Lindsey Lohan".
 
I don't think oxymoron means what you think it means.
 
let's not be superfluously verbose when attempting to provide a diffuse but redundant description of the copious misuses of oxymoron.

I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity with extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

dittybopper: I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity with extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, I don't like that.