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(USA Today)   Martin Scorsese's HBO documentary about Bill Clinton will be rated R for sex and violence. The sex will be the Monica Lewinsky affair, and the violence will be when Hillary finds out about it   (usatoday.com) divider line 42
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2012-12-19 09:51:31 AM
Clinton: (to back of Lewinski's head): "You suckin' on me? You suckin' on me? You suckin' on me? Then who the hell else are you sucking... you suckin on me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fark do you think you're suckin' on? Oh yeah? OK."
 
2012-12-19 09:53:52 AM
Come in here, dear girl, have a cigar. I'm going to come far.
 
2012-12-19 09:57:08 AM
"You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid bastard."

Hillary's reply when she found out.
 
2012-12-19 10:03:02 AM
From "Raging Bullshiatter":

Bill Clinton (talking about Lewinsky): She ain't the kind of girl you just fark and forget about, this girl.
Al Gore: Joey, how many times I gotta tell ya? Why're you always cursin' when I'm talkin' to you? Don't do it around me. Do it around your friends.
Clinton: She's a, the kind of girl you bang and forget about - she's not like that. You gotta spend time with her, get involved, you know...
Gore: D'you bang her?
Clinton: No.
Gore: Tell me the truth.
Clinton (wagging finger): I just told you the truth. I tell you the truth the first time. You don't have to ask me again. I never do that. I always tell you the truth. If I did it, you would know. I took her out a couple of times.
Gore: You went out with her and you didn't try to fark her?
Clinton (grinning): I try to fark anything.
 
2012-12-19 10:04:47 AM
fark you, blow me.
 
2012-12-19 10:06:49 AM
I'm looking forward to the piano ending from Layla as we see the trail of dead left by The Clintons.
 
2012-12-19 10:13:09 AM
Does Subby know HBO is a TV network and not subject to the MPAA? It would be TV-14 or TV-MA.
 
2012-12-19 10:22:09 AM
Are you saying Hillary hasn't found out by now, subby?

/language is a weapon; learn how to use it
 
2012-12-19 10:25:28 AM
Dwight_Yeast

Are you saying Hillary hasn't found out by now, subby?

/language is a weapon; learn how to use it



I took it as when she finds out about it in the documentary, Dwight. Now put this on and go squat in the corner.
whyiwonttalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-19 10:25:43 AM
Who is going to play Lewinsky? Dark hair, fair skin, not skinny, not ugly, willing to get her kit off.
 
2012-12-19 10:26:38 AM

Wellon Dowd: Who is going to play Lewinsky? Dark hair, fair skin, not skinny, not ugly, willing to get her kit off.


Molly Shannon
 
2012-12-19 10:51:06 AM
Hillary, a great example for women to follow. Her husband has an affair in his home office with a younger woman, gets him impeached and she STAYS with him. A smart woman would have left his sorry cheating ass.
 
2012-12-19 10:52:07 AM

Wellon Dowd: Who is going to play Lewinsky? Dark hair, fair skin, not skinny, not ugly, willing to get her kit off.


Here's one contender...
 
2012-12-19 10:53:49 AM

Kirby Muxloe: Wellon Dowd: Who is going to play Lewinsky? Dark hair, fair skin, not skinny, not ugly, willing to get her kit off.

Here's one contender...


Too fapworthy.
 
2012-12-19 11:04:11 AM

Wellon Dowd: Kirby Muxloe: Wellon Dowd: Who is going to play Lewinsky? Dark hair, fair skin, not skinny, not ugly, willing to get her kit off.

Here's one contender...

Too fapworthy.


A Dalek???
 
2012-12-19 11:08:05 AM
I thought the violence was the wag the dog cruise missile attacks on third world nations we did about every 6 weeks when he was in office and a "scandal" was getting too much press.
 
2012-12-19 11:16:24 AM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-12-19 11:32:32 AM
The violence will be him personally shooting Vince Foster.
 
2012-12-19 11:49:03 AM
Submitter is Jay Leno's staff writer.
 
2012-12-19 11:55:02 AM
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"Hey Starr...you never got me down...you never got me down, Starr..."
 
2012-12-19 12:11:54 PM
Fano I thought the violence was the wag the dog cruise missile attacks on third world nations

Yup -those cruise missles had nothing to do with trying to kill bin laden  - just trying to take attention away from a horrible scandal that threatened our very freedom.
 
2012-12-19 12:16:12 PM

HarveyBrooks: Fano I thought the violence was the wag the dog cruise missile attacks on third world nations

Yup -those cruise missles had nothing to do with trying to kill bin laden  - just trying to take attention away from a horrible scandal that threatened our very freedom.


It was the Balkland wars that Clinton started sending missiles.

It was just weird that Wag the Dog, the Lewenski scandal and the military action came around the same time...
 
2012-12-19 12:18:12 PM
I'd watch an Oliver Stone movie about Bill.
 
2012-12-19 01:00:34 PM
Greatest American Who Ever Lived
 
2012-12-19 01:00:46 PM
Why? Bill ain't dead yet. The guy's been trying to forget that shiat for decades.
 
2012-12-19 01:29:28 PM

blue_2501: Why? Bill ain't dead yet. The guy's been trying to forget that shiat for decades.


Not just not dead, but hasn't really stepped out of the public light yet. I don't really care either way but usually movie makers seem content to wait for a full retirement before doing this sort of pic..
 
2012-12-19 01:41:54 PM
I've honestly figured that the Clinton marriage was one of those old school political marriages where she is not really all that interested in having sex any more, so he is given free reign to wander. He just made the mistake of not keeping it discreet as someone like FDR, who had all sorts of women on the side.
 
2012-12-19 02:08:00 PM
Bill finding out Hillary knows about Monica is DEFINITELY the place to use "Gimme Shelter"
 
2012-12-19 02:22:49 PM
The funniest part of the whole Lewinskygate thing for me was Monica's initial testimony to the Starr commission.

She said that the first time she went south on Clinton, he stopped her short of the "happy ending" because he said that "he didn't trust her yet...PLUS it hadn't had THAT in a long long time."

Wifey's don't take too kindly to you dissing on their sexual shortcomings to your girlfriends. That by itself probably cost Bill any future oral gratification..at least from Hillary.
 
2012-12-19 02:26:05 PM
Hillary Clinton: Listen to me, William. I got your head in a farkin' vise. I'll squash your head like a farkin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Bill Clinton: fark......you.
Hillary Clinton: This motherfarker, you believe this? Two farking days and nights! fark me? *fark me?* You motherfarker!
[turning the crank]
Hillary Clinton: fark my mother? That's what you farking tell me? You motherfarker you! Give me the farkin' name!
Bill Clinton: M-M-Monica L.
Hillary Clinton:Monica L.?
Bill Clinton: Monica L.
Hillary Clinton: Monica L.? You made me pop your farkin' eye out of your head to protect that skanky, blue dress wearin' piece of shiat? Monica L.? You dumb motherfarker!
Bill Clinton: Kill me.
Hillary Clinton: Kill you? You motherfarker you! Chelsea, do him a farkin' favor.
 
2012-12-19 03:39:07 PM
Is there really anything left to say about Clinton? His life has to be the most open book of any recent American president.
 
2012-12-19 03:41:55 PM

Great Janitor: Hillary, a great example for women to follow. Her husband has an affair in his home office with a younger woman, gets him impeached and she STAYS with him. A smart woman would have left his sorry cheating ass.


She parlayed the marriage into becoming a Senator, Secretary of State, still possiblly President, and is one of the most popular politicians of the last decade. I say way to go.
 
2012-12-19 03:42:55 PM

Mad_Radhu: I've honestly figured that the Clinton marriage was one of those old school political marriages where she is not really all that interested in having sex any more, so he is given free reign to wander.


Or maybe they do love each other, but just have a really screwed up marriage like a lot of people.
 
2012-12-19 03:59:45 PM
So you folks do know the difference between a documentary and a biopic, right? From the headline and most of this thread, evidently not.
 
2012-12-19 04:15:49 PM

thornhill: Great Janitor: Hillary, a great example for women to follow. Her husband has an affair in his home office with a younger woman, gets him impeached and she STAYS with him. A smart woman would have left his sorry cheating ass.

She parlayed the marriage into becoming a Senator, Secretary of State, still possiblly President, and is one of the most popular politicians of the last decade. I say way to go.


So, she was simply staying in a bad marriage because of the benefits, not of marriage itself, but for her own personal, selfish gain??? Yeah, that's the signs of a great leader.

As for her future, I don't think she'll ever get the nomination. There are more deserving Democrats out there, plus let's not forget that in 2008 she lost to Obama, and not by a small percentage either, but a huge margin. She still refused to back down until Obama offered her a job. She may be planning on another run in 2016, but I don't think the Democrats will let her run.
 
2012-12-19 04:32:38 PM

Great Janitor: thornhill: Great Janitor: Hillary, a great example for women to follow. Her husband has an affair in his home office with a younger woman, gets him impeached and she STAYS with him. A smart woman would have left his sorry cheating ass.

She parlayed the marriage into becoming a Senator, Secretary of State, still possiblly President, and is one of the most popular politicians of the last decade. I say way to go.

So, she was simply staying in a bad marriage because of the benefits, not of marriage itself, but for her own personal, selfish gain??? Yeah, that's the signs of a great leader.


How is that any different than other universally recognized great leaders who have taken advantage of family connections to win elected office, such as FDR and JFK?

What's important is her record, which speaks for itself.
 
2012-12-19 05:20:46 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Submitter is Jay Leno's staff writer.


Came here to say this. Calling that a "joke" is almost a disservice to humor.
 
2012-12-19 05:52:01 PM

zappaisfrank: The funniest part of the whole Lewinskygate thing for me was Monica's initial testimony to the Starr commission.

She said that the first time she went south on Clinton, he stopped her short of the "happy ending" because he said that "he didn't trust her yet...PLUS it hadn't had THAT in a long long time."

Wifey's don't take too kindly to you dissing on their sexual shortcomings to your girlfriends. That by itself probably cost Bill any future oral gratification..at least from Hillary.



That sounds like a trick akin to a lion tamer putting his head in the beast's mouth.
 
2012-12-19 07:25:38 PM

thornhill: What's important is her record, which speaks for itself.


Is that her talking about her harrowing landing overseas amid gunfire, the vast right-wing conspiracy that invented the Lewinsky scandal, her carpetbagging her way to a senate seat or one of the other great things in her record?
 
2012-12-19 08:14:37 PM

mjbok: thornhill: What's important is her record, which speaks for itself.

Is that her talking about her harrowing landing overseas amid gunfire, the vast right-wing conspiracy that invented the Lewinsky scandal, her carpetbagging her way to a senate seat or one of the other great things in her record?


I am still wondering if she can run for President again. I mean, during the Clinton years she was quoted several times of saying that she and Bill were the President. She's already served two terms. And I am willing to bet that in the unlikely event she won a presidential election, I'm sure she'd serve that time as saying that she was the President not her and Bill being the President.
 
2012-12-20 01:04:37 AM

Kirby Muxloe: Wellon Dowd: Who is going to play Lewinsky? Dark hair, fair skin, not skinny, not ugly, willing to get her kit off.

Here's one contender...


Great googly moogly..
 
2012-12-21 05:48:30 PM
I would pay to see Bubba kicking Dick Morris in the ribs to the strains of Donovan's "Atlantis".
 
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