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(KVIA El Paso)   Beauty queen blows nearly double legal alcohol limit, knocks out power to part of city, and has radiant mugshot   (kvia.com) divider line 44
    More: Stupid, Miss Las Cruces, beauty queen, DWI, New Mexico State University, PT Cruiser, mug shots, light poles, knocks out power  
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2012-12-19 09:36:55 AM
You had me at "beauty queen blows".
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-19 09:37:35 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-12-19 09:37:47 AM
"...blows nearly double legal alcohol limit..."

Per the article, that would be a maybe.
 
2012-12-19 09:38:01 AM
Beauty Queen trifecta in play... and Miss Universe is tonight.
 
2012-12-19 09:38:17 AM
Too bad no one filmed it and set it to Yakity Sax.
 
2012-12-19 09:39:49 AM
She could blow me a double any day of the week.
 
2012-12-19 09:43:48 AM
Wow, talk about incredibly poor judgement. Driving a PT Cruiser, that is.
 
2012-12-19 09:45:30 AM

lordjupiter: You had me at "beauty queen blows".


Yup, I don't know what the headline was talking about after that.
 
2012-12-19 09:49:17 AM
I would have let her blow me over
 
2012-12-19 09:49:24 AM
How divorced from reality has her life been, until now, that she doesn't seem to realise the shiat she's in?
 
2012-12-19 09:50:24 AM
DWI? Driving while inserted?
 
2012-12-19 09:51:25 AM

mesmer242: Beauty Queen trifecta in play... and Miss Universe is tonight.


OMG! a incredibly rare event happened a couple of times in a arbitararly short amount of time. We must change! Ban Beauty pageants! No woman should have breasts larger that a C cup!
 
2012-12-19 09:52:11 AM
Really thought this was gonna be one of those "super hot chick" links that has me questioning myself for clicking EVERY time.
 
2012-12-19 09:52:22 AM
So what is the legal limit on blowing when drunk?  37?
 
2012-12-19 09:52:33 AM
What, what a CF. This chick is boned.

She hits light pole.
Pole falls over into traffic controller.
All power goes out in four blocks.
Cars drive through intersection and get tangled in all the wires.
Local hotels in the area are fully booked with events, and all lose power.

Her saving grace is that the power lines were de-energized with the blown transformer. Getting a couple people zapped kinda adds to your jail time real quick.

.
 
2012-12-19 09:54:34 AM
"Beauty Queen Blows"," Majoring in Dance", in a accident with a "Pole", I wonder what career path she's on
 
2012-12-19 09:57:43 AM

mizchief: mesmer242: Beauty Queen trifecta in play... and Miss Universe is tonight.

OMG! a incredibly rare event happened a couple of times in a arbitararly short amount of time. We must change! Ban Beauty pageants! No woman should have breasts larger that a C cup!


I'm so sorry to hear that a trifecta killed your parents.
 
2012-12-19 09:58:39 AM
All that beauty queen training paid off, as she nailed the perfect smile in her mug shot!

I mean, we're talkin' Tom Delay, rare-air quality here
 
2012-12-19 10:00:09 AM
She'll have to be really nice to the judge.
 
2012-12-19 10:02:30 AM

Clay Babcock: "Beauty Queen Blows"," Majoring in Dance", in a accident with a "Pole", I wonder what career path she's on


Shock Jock?
 
2012-12-19 10:03:44 AM
I'm reserving judgement until after the swimsuit portion.
 
2012-12-19 10:06:18 AM

ZzeusS: What, what a CF. This chick is boned.

She hits light pole.
Pole falls over into traffic controller.
All power goes out in four blocks.
Cars drive through intersection and get tangled in all the wires.
Local hotels in the area are fully booked with events, and all lose power.

Her saving grace is that the power lines were de-energized with the blown transformer. Getting a couple people zapped kinda adds to your jail time real quick.

.


Yep. Her pockets are going to be empty for a while once the dust settles from the civil suits.
 
2012-12-19 10:08:31 AM
Las Cruces? Just say Northern Mexico.
 
2012-12-19 10:12:14 AM
A Beauty Queen Dropout?

www.flix66.com
 
2012-12-19 10:12:57 AM

ongbok: ZzeusS: What, what a CF. This chick is boned.

She hits light pole.
Pole falls over into traffic controller.
All power goes out in four blocks.
Cars drive through intersection and get tangled in all the wires.
Local hotels in the area are fully booked with events, and all lose power.

Her saving grace is that the power lines were de-energized with the blown transformer. Getting a couple people zapped kinda adds to your jail time real quick.

.

Yep. Her pockets are going to be empty for a while once the dust settles from the civil suits.


She better turn it into a book deal while she can!
 
2012-12-19 10:18:49 AM

DMZ DEATH: Really thought this was gonna be one of those "super hot chick" links that has me questioning myself for clicking EVERY time.


It's not "super hot chick" it's "smokin' hot ______" (teacher, Wal-Mart shopper, whatever)
 
2012-12-19 10:25:33 AM
TFA seems to say she may have just refused the BAC test OR blew over .16, seems strange that the punishment for refusing a test is immediately being charged with a more serious crime.
 
2012-12-19 10:28:17 AM

JackieRabbit: DWI? Driving while inserted?


voodoo d&ck?
 
2012-12-19 10:45:26 AM

ZzeusS: She hits light pole.
Pole falls over into traffic controller.
All power goes out in four blocks.
Cars drive through intersection and get tangled in all the wires.
Local hotels in the area are fully booked with events, and all lose power.


Welcom to Earth, third rock from the Sun
 
2012-12-19 10:45:43 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-19 10:46:46 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-19 10:51:20 AM
Beauty queen gets plowed, rams pole.
 
2012-12-19 10:52:44 AM

Nutsac_Jim: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]


hoof arted, heffe?
 
2012-12-19 11:00:42 AM
Mug shot shows happy beginning.
 
With "I got 'yer breathalyzer right here" goodness.
 
2012-12-19 11:26:29 AM

lordjupiter: You had me at "beauty queen blows".


This. :-)
 
2012-12-19 11:37:03 AM
To be a newspaper reporter, one must be able to type, word for word, what the beat reporters and on the scene witnesses say.

More at 11.
 
2012-12-19 11:38:09 AM

IamPatSajak: TFA seems to say she may have just refused the BAC test OR blew over .16, seems strange that the punishment for refusing a test is immediately being charged with a more serious crime.


It is pants on head retarded, and I'm waiting for the courts to smack that down. Longer license suspension is one thing, being charged with a more serious crime for refusing the test (they can still get a warrant for blood, after all) is quite another. The New Mexico Supreme Court has already ruled that sleeping in your car is not DWI, so I don't imagine this will fly long either.

/My power flickered because of this accident, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies
 
2012-12-19 11:49:06 AM

tricycleracer: So what is the legal limit on blowing when drunk?  37?


In a row?
 
2012-12-19 11:51:02 AM

IamPatSajak: TFA seems to say she may have just refused the BAC test OR blew over .16, seems strange that the punishment for refusing a test is immediately being charged with a more serious crime.


DUI exception FTW.
 
2012-12-19 11:52:43 AM

x-caliber: A Beauty Queen Dropout?

 
[www.flix66.com image 500x233]

It's beauty SCHOOL dropout, but nice try.
 
/why yes, I WAS Rizzo in our high school production
//there are worse things I could do
 
2012-12-19 12:39:12 PM
Didn't get past " ... beauty queen blows .. "
 
2012-12-19 07:29:56 PM
So she resigned before they could strip her of her crown.
I say she should be stripped anyway,from the neck down.
Teach her to bring shame on beauty pagents!
The nerve of some people.
 
2012-12-19 10:37:04 PM
Before I clicked on this, I was thinking, "I remember when that happened in Las Cruces, and the power was out for six hours." No lie. I don't know if alcohol was involved that time. Yeah it probably was.
 
2012-12-20 12:22:13 AM
My image of such an esteemed title is crushed. How will I continue.
 
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