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(AZ Family)   People are outraged after just now discovering that for years some neighbors they never bothered to meet have been running a legal x-rated webcam service from inside the privacy of their home. "Just guys pleasuring themselves"   (azfamily.com) divider line 70
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2012-12-19 09:59:14 AM
Those zany zonies
 
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 10:12:17 AM
As long as they clean up all that monkey spunk that gets everywhere with lots of guys around, that's fine.
 
2012-12-19 11:41:59 AM
Simpsons did it
 
2012-12-19 11:42:15 AM
Oh, for farks sake.
 
The neighbors are upset.
 
Why are people such idiots?
 
2012-12-19 11:43:33 AM
Only in AMerica would people be upset by this.

And the Middle East.

And Africa.

And the Vatican.
 
2012-12-19 11:45:28 AM
People will pay for Chat Roulette?
 
2012-12-19 11:45:41 AM

doczoidberg: Why are people such idiots?



Because Jesus.
 
2012-12-19 11:48:38 AM
Neighbors are idiots. Everything that goes on goes on behind closed doors - it's not like guys are standing outside trying to lure in children. If people would stop trying to control what other folks do behind closed doors that doesn't impact anyone else, maybe, just maybe, we could lead happier lives.
 
2012-12-19 11:48:42 AM
First; yuck.

Second; it's legal, you've been none the wiser for years, and no one is getting hurt.

It's not like they were driving around your neighborhood in a bus, farking women while video taping it, then pretending to drive off without paying them.
 
2012-12-19 11:49:48 AM

doczoidberg: Oh, for farks sake.
 
The neighbors are upset.
 
Why are people such idiots?



How dare someone do something I don't like even though it doesn't effect me in the slightest way and I didn't even know about it until told. This is an outrage.
 
2012-12-19 11:51:09 AM
A Maximum of 5 unrelated whackers per house please!
 
2012-12-19 11:51:45 AM
The neighbors should be happy they never bothered to meet them, I know I don't want to shake hands with a dude who is pleasuring himself all day.
 
2012-12-19 11:51:55 AM

meat0918: It's not like they were driving around your neighborhood in a bus, farking women while video taping it, then pretending to drive off without paying them.


Hold on a minute!  Back the fark up!  You mean it's all fake?
 
 
2012-12-19 11:53:29 AM
I bet the pool parties that they threw were interesting to attend.
 
2012-12-19 11:53:58 AM
<i>Code enforcement sent a letter to the owner of the property on June 13 advising that a potential Town Code violation on the property recently came to the Town's attention, namely, that <b>if more than five unrelated persons are living in a single family dwelling, this would be a violation of Section 502 of the Code.</b> </i>
 
Solution: NakedFamily.com
 
/this could work for several demographics
 
2012-12-19 11:54:50 AM
HTML is broke yo. Stop changing stuff.
 
2012-12-19 11:55:29 AM
Glass houses, etc...
 
2012-12-19 11:58:13 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: A Maximum of 5 unrelated whackers per house please!


You know, that part of zoning is messed up, because you can have 15 "related" [insert adjective here] or whatever living in a home that's big enough for one person (or two if you REALLY like each other) and I don't give a fark if they ARE related, there should be a maximum-density per square foot dwelling rule. There is NO way that many people can live in a house that small and be hygenic.
 
2012-12-19 12:01:15 PM

KingKauff: meat0918: It's not like they were driving around your neighborhood in a bus, farking women while video taping it, then pretending to drive off without paying them.

Hold on a minute!  Back the fark up!  You mean it's all fake?


Nope, it's totally real. Just like wrestling.
 
2012-12-19 12:01:15 PM
Time for the owner of the house to put in a new attic gable vent.
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-19 12:02:06 PM

Cold_Sassy: DoBeDoBeDo: A Maximum of 5 unrelated whackers per house please!

You know, that part of zoning is messed up, because you can have 15 "related" [insert adjective here] or whatever living in a home that's big enough for one person (or two if you REALLY like each other) and I don't give a fark if they ARE related, there should be a maximum-density per square foot dwelling rule. There is NO way that many people can live in a house that small and be hygenic.


AFAIK typically it's per bedroom per house. So like 2 related people per bedroom with a maximum of 15 per house or 1 non related per bedroom with a max of 5 per house.

That way large families can live together without a house turning into an apartment complex.
 
2012-12-19 12:03:48 PM

Cold_Sassy: DoBeDoBeDo: A Maximum of 5 unrelated whackers per house please!

You know, that part of zoning is messed up, because you can have 15 "related" [insert adjective here] or whatever living in a home that's big enough for one person (or two if you REALLY like each other) and I don't give a fark if they ARE related, there should be a maximum-density per square foot dwelling rule. There is NO way that many people can live in a house that small and be hygenic.


Mexicans do that all the time.
 
2012-12-19 12:04:04 PM
Good Neighbor Checklist:

-Keeps house maintained and yard clean
-Generally quiet, respectful of neighbors
-Isn't running a meth lab, or killing and burying people in the yard

Beyond that, I don't really care what my neighbors are up to.


These are the people you don't want to live next to:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-19 12:04:17 PM

Cold_Sassy: DoBeDoBeDo: A Maximum of 5 unrelated whackers per house please!

You know, that part of zoning is messed up, because you can have 15 "related" [insert adjective here] or whatever living in a home that's big enough for one person (or two if you REALLY like each other) and I don't give a fark if they ARE related, there should be a maximum-density per square foot dwelling rule. There is NO way that many people can live in a house that small and be hygenic.



Those types of rules aren't really for public health(even though that's the usual excuse) They're to keep people from setting up brothels and to keep a bunch of people getting together to buy a house(keeping out the riff raff)
 
2012-12-19 12:04:27 PM
They should print the address of said house. I would like to get in there and have a look for myself.
 
2012-12-19 12:05:50 PM
• On June 11, the detective performed a "knock and ask" at the property in question. A young man answered the door, was advised why the detective was there

STOP RIGHT THERE.

Hi Mr. Detective, thanks for showing up at my door. You want in? Sorry, I'm currently in the middle of playing video games and don't have time to show you around. I'm happy to comply with any warrants you may have but otherwise, I gotta get back to my raid. Any warrants?

That's what you have to say. There's a great video on youtube by a lawyer who explains exactly why the 5th amendment exists. It's not to help guilty people get away, it's to help innocent people from incriminating themselves. I know this may seem obvious but here in this story is a perfect example. Some guys were doing nothing wrong. Cop shows up at their door and to the best of their knowledge, they are doing absolutely nothing wrong. They have nothing to hide, so let's see what happens:

invited the detective into the home and showed him around. The detective observed the following:

o The detective noted in his report that the number of people at the house was around 9 to 12.

• The detective concluded his investigation and determined that there was insufficient evidence to find a basis for criminal activity.


There was nothing wrong going on. But people were complaining, so let's search obscure laws to see what we can find:

• The detective did refer the comment regarding 9 to 12 persons at the home to code enforcement staff to investigate as a Town Code compliance matter.

• Code enforcement sent a letter to the owner of the property on June 13 advising that a potential Town Code violation on the property recently came to the Town's attention, namely, that if more than five unrelated persons are living in a single family dwelling, this would be a violation of Section 502 of the Code.


That's why you don't talk to the cops. You can only make things worse for yourself. In the youtube video the lawyer asks a lifelong cop if ever in the history of the police he has ever heard a statement from a person that made them less suspicious of them. The answer was no. They are looking for you to incriminate yourself. Anything that might mean you are innocent they ignore.

Fark, here the video is too
 
2012-12-19 12:06:32 PM

Buttknuckle: They should print the address of said house. I would like to get in there and have a look for myself.


There is prpbably an abs requirement.
 
2012-12-19 12:09:03 PM
Nobody noticed a bunch of guys with one huge forearm and 1000 yd. stares? It's difficult to care about offended "neighbors" when they don't even fall into that category. Try turning off the TV and knocking on the door. It's really not that scary or physically demanding.
 
2012-12-19 12:09:34 PM

Devolving_Spud: Good Neighbor Checklist:

-Keeps house maintained and yard clean
-Generally quiet, respectful of neighbors
-Isn't running a meth lab, or killing and burying people in the yard

Beyond that, I don't really care what my neighbors are up to.


These are the people you don't want to live next to:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x396]


People with natural gas leaks?
 
2012-12-19 12:09:44 PM

SDRR: The neighbors should be happy they never bothered to meet them, I know I don't want to shake hands with a dude who is pleasuring himself all day.


I read a study somewhere that found men are more likely to wash their hands after happy-alone-fun-time than women are.

/still no cure for cancer
 
2012-12-19 12:12:35 PM

It's a Lazer Beam: I read a study somewhere that found men are more likely to wash their hands after happy-alone-fun-time than women are.


Gross!!!
 
2012-12-19 12:12:55 PM

It's a Lazer Beam: SDRR: The neighbors should be happy they never bothered to meet them, I know I don't want to shake hands with a dude who is pleasuring himself all day.

I read a study somewhere that found men are more likely to wash their hands after happy-alone-fun-time than women are.

/still no cure for cancer


Because women don't have axle grease and shards of glass on them when they are done.
 
2012-12-19 12:14:21 PM
Plenty of these douchebags probably claim to be "libertarians" too.
 
2012-12-19 12:14:44 PM

littlett's: I bet the pool parties that they threw were interesting to attend.


With 9 to 12 'pool boys' living there, that's probably the cleanest swimming pool in town.
 
2012-12-19 12:14:58 PM
I remember something vaguely along these lines on Queer as Folk...
 
2012-12-19 12:23:53 PM

littlett's: It's a Lazer Beam: I read a study somewhere that found men are more likely to wash their hands after happy-alone-fun-time than women are.

Gross!!!



I take a shower and scrub every inch of my body.
 
2012-12-19 12:27:35 PM

Cold_Sassy: because you can have 15 "related" [insert adjective here]


Oh shiat he just unpacked his adjectives!
 
2012-12-19 12:28:40 PM

KingKauff: I take a shower and scrub every inch of my body.


I put on latex gloves before I diddle in myself. I wouldn't want to give myself anything or get pregnant you know.
 
2012-12-19 12:29:49 PM
Fratpad?  Checks.  Yup.  Fratpad.
 
/There are some hot guys working for them sometimes.
 
2012-12-19 12:30:15 PM

Devolving_Spud: Good Neighbor Checklist:

-Keeps house maintained and yard clean
-Generally quiet, respectful of neighbors
-Isn't running a meth lab, or killing and burying people in the yard

Beyond that, I don't really care what my neighbors are up to.


These are the people you don't want to live next to:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x396]


Explain that image.
 
2012-12-19 12:31:19 PM

cefm: Plenty of these douchebags probably claim to be "libertarians" too.


What's with the libertarian hate? One of them touch you in a private place? Did you not get invited to the party?
 
2012-12-19 12:32:44 PM
FTA: The former employee is now sharing exclusive details about what goes on in the house
 
When asked what Monroe saw during business hours she said, "Just guys pleasuring themselves. They would walk around naked. That's kind of part of the daily show."
 
Uh, that's not really an exclusive detail. You'd know that much if you checked out the fratpad/fratmen website.  Duh.
 
2012-12-19 12:37:26 PM

bluefoxicy: Devolving_Spud: Good Neighbor Checklist:

-Keeps house maintained and yard clean
-Generally quiet, respectful of neighbors
-Isn't running a meth lab, or killing and burying people in the yard

Beyond that, I don't really care what my neighbors are up to.


These are the people you don't want to live next to:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x396]

Explain that image.


The house explosion in Indianapolis that killed two people and left a neighborhood in ruins was not an accident
 
2012-12-19 12:40:17 PM

littlett's: KingKauff: I take a shower and scrub every inch of my body.

I put on latex gloves before I diddle in myself. I wouldn't want to give myself anything or get pregnant you know.



I am so turned on now
 
2012-12-19 12:41:12 PM

littlett's: KingKauff: I take a shower and scrub every inch of my body.

I put on latex gloves before I diddle in myself. I wouldn't want to give myself anything or get pregnant you know.


Pics and Vids or it didn't happen or something something for science...

/How you been doing??
 
2012-12-19 12:51:05 PM
Fratpad.com looks like a good place to get some fabulous ideas for decorating your closet.
 
2012-12-19 12:51:17 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: A Maximum of 5 unrelated whackers per house please!


Funny how it turned out the "owner" called and said only 4 other people lived there though.

Seriously though, fark the neighbors who are being obnoxious douches.
 
2012-12-19 12:51:19 PM

littlett's: KingKauff: I take a shower and scrub every inch of my body.

I put on latex gloves before I diddle in myself. I wouldn't want to give myself anything or get pregnant you know.


I could stand to hear a little more...
i1134.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-19 12:54:25 PM

littlett's: KingKauff: I take a shower and scrub every inch of my body.

I put on latex gloves before I diddle in myself. I wouldn't want to give myself anything or get pregnant you know.


Remember kiddies, practice safe masturbation!
 
2012-12-19 12:58:32 PM
Aw hell. I'd rather have a brothel next to me than put up with some of my neighbors. At least most everybody at the brothel is having some fun, in comparison to some of the tight ass, sandy vajayjays around my house.
 
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