Bathia_Mapes: I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!
I kind of liked the Weeners on the page:
[GeorgeBoy]This all could have been averted if the baby had its own eagle.
shastacola: The lack of large wounds from having huge eagle talons grabbing the baby seems a little suspect.
chewielouie: One does not simply fly a toddler out of Mordor.
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