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2012-12-19 12:26:45 AM
The kid was dressed like a lobster. What the fark did that idiot French Canadian dad thinks was going to happen?
 
2012-12-19 12:31:23 AM
that is amazing. the fact that it happened, and the fact that it was recorded. nobody would believe that story otherwise.
 
I'm also glad that the kid was wearing some some-what padded clothing, for the sake of the grab... and then the subsequent fall.
 
sorry eagle, not yours.
 
2012-12-19 12:34:32 AM
Better luck next time Eagle!
 
Also love that Oh shiat! is universal.
 
2012-12-19 12:36:27 AM
Eagles get uppity when you pass laws against shooting them.
 
2012-12-19 12:46:31 AM
I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.
 
2012-12-19 12:49:01 AM
Meh. Large (well, larger and extinct) birds of prey used to do this all the time to early hominids. Not surprised that they'd still try to do it. 
 
2012-12-19 12:50:04 AM
And thus the bird wars begin.
 
2012-12-19 12:50:06 AM

Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.


Yeah, that was all kinds of wrong.  Still laughed.
 
2012-12-19 01:05:03 AM
I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!
 
2012-12-19 01:19:52 AM

Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.



lol, glad I wasn't the only one
 
/that was farking incredible though
 
2012-12-19 01:22:10 AM
Okay, I laughed too.  Dammit.
 
2012-12-19 01:39:38 AM

Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.


Ditto. Plus I was secretly rooting for the eagle.
 
2012-12-19 01:47:54 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Eagles get uppity when you pass laws against shooting them.


Bugs Meany has a plan that involves the setting sun.
 
2012-12-19 01:53:29 AM

calbert: that is amazing. the fact that it happened, and the fact that it was recorded. nobody would believe that story otherwise.
 
I'm also glad that the kid was wearing some some-what padded clothing, for the sake of the grab... and then the subsequent fall.
 
sorry eagle, not yours.


The set of ginsu knives was more of a danger than that fall. Just be glad the kid was a little too heavy for the eagle, the web has conflicting reports but young deer ~15 pounds have been carried away before. Wikipedia states that it was only a myth that eagles stole children.
 
2012-12-19 01:58:01 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!


Did you just invoke Willow?

Do you realize exactly what you've done?!
 
2012-12-19 02:01:44 AM
Dingo Eagle took my baby.
 
2012-12-19 02:03:23 AM

demonocracy21: Did you just invoke Willow?


I did indeed invoke Willow.
 
2012-12-19 02:03:35 AM

Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.


Same here.
 
2012-12-19 02:06:31 AM
16 comments and no one is saying it's fake yet? Seems like exactly the sort of thing someone would fake. Not saying they did cuz I'm no expert on pixels, but I'm surprised no one has suggested it.
 
2012-12-19 02:11:32 AM
Birdemic suddenly seems more plausible.

/clip has better effects
//but less explosions
 
2012-12-19 02:19:22 AM
Farmers! Cherlindrea sends me Farmers!
 
2012-12-19 02:29:03 AM
Golden eagles are pretty psycho. They'll take on honey badgers, throw goats off cliffs, kill wolves, and just generally have the biggest balls in the avian world. I am not surprised in the least that one would go after a human kid.

/Figurative balls, of course.
 
2012-12-19 02:29:38 AM
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2012-12-19 02:34:35 AM
 
2012-12-19 02:37:13 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-19 02:39:58 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-19 02:42:49 AM

Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.


I just saw this on a friends facebook page, and I too laughed my farking ass off, too funny.
 
2012-12-19 02:42:49 AM

DeltaPunch: Bathia_Mapes: I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!

[t0.gstatic.com image 200x200]


lulz

That's awesome.
 
2012-12-19 02:55:35 AM
www.dogbreedinfo.com

Pffft Amateur!
 
2012-12-19 03:26:05 AM
Neighbor got one of their little bison dogs snatched up by an eagle. Sad.
 
2012-12-19 03:43:44 AM
Food is food.
 
My wife was walking her mini (5 lbs.) poodle one day when I noticed a turkey vulture circling overhead, gliding lower and lower with each pass. I yelled at it and it went away. Damn poodle isn't the least bit grateful.
 
2012-12-19 04:09:50 AM

Lt_Ryan: calbert: that is amazing. the fact that it happened, and the fact that it was recorded. nobody would believe that story otherwise.
 
I'm also glad that the kid was wearing some some-what padded clothing, for the sake of the grab... and then the subsequent fall.
 
sorry eagle, not yours.

The set of ginsu knives was more of a danger than that fall. Just be glad the kid was a little too heavy for the eagle, the web has conflicting reports but young deer ~15 pounds have been carried away before. Wikipedia states that it was only a myth that eagles stole children.


Well, I found one immediately from Iowa in 1910 that I wouldn't dismiss out of hand here. There are hundreds of these. I would say that its certainly possible, certainly happened a few times, but isn't by any means normal. My own feelings on the "myth" is that its sensational enough for people to be aware of it generally, but it becomes confused with bird attacks which happen more frequently and as yet another socially acceptable allusion to infanticide.
 
2012-12-19 04:15:42 AM

Bathia_Mapes: DeltaPunch: Bathia_Mapes: I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!

[t0.gstatic.com image 200x200]

lulz

That's awesome.


My brain took a whole minute to find Willow. My friend and I were just talking about the reissue and how it Lucas wanted to do The Hobbit but couldn't get the rights. 
 
2012-12-19 04:18:22 AM
All right. This video was probably an hoax for these reasons.

1. It didnt make the news in Montreal. And this was shot a while ago since we have a few inches of snow on the ground at this point.
2. A 3d animation school in Montreal has a "hoax the internet" exam. Last year they produced this bit: Hoax
3. Eagles arent common in Montreal, they are more common outside of big cities and ive seen big ones at my camp, 400 km away, but not that big. Even the ones that are kept in the zoo, here, arent that big. Certainly, an eagle this size would have been caught on camera before and attracted some attention.
4. Note the lack of interest in the other pedestrians. They should look an probably point at the huge eagle.
5. If an eagle was out trying to eat stuff that big, there is plenty of dogs to go around and certainly people would have talked about that huge eagle eating their dogs while they were walking them.

Basically, this is a huge eagle that would have been seen before and documented. And since there is a 3d animation school that has a "hoax the internet" exam, im calling bullshiat.
 
2012-12-19 04:22:07 AM
slow it down a bit. the baby falls too fast. calling BS on this one.
 
2012-12-19 04:32:09 AM
accord

Lonestar: All right. This video was probably an hoax for these reasons.

1. It didnt make the news in Montreal. And this was shot a while ago since we have a few inches of snow on the ground at this point.
2. A 3d animation school in Montreal has a "hoax the internet" exam. Last year they produced this bit: Hoax
3. Eagles arent common in Montreal, they are more common outside of big cities and ive seen big ones at my camp, 400 km away, but not that big. Even the ones that are kept in the zoo, here, arent that big. Certainly, an eagle this size would have been caught on camera before and attracted some attention.
4. Note the lack of interest in the other pedestrians. They should look an probably point at the huge eagle.
5. If an eagle was out trying to eat stuff that big, there is plenty of dogs to go around and certainly people would have talked about that huge eagle eating their dogs while they were walking them.

Basically, this is a huge eagle that would have been seen before and documented. And since there is a 3d animation school that has a "hoax the internet" exam, im calling bullshiat.


I'm pretty good at spotting shiat.. and this looked real to me.. and that video you linked to looks obviously fake.. big difference.

According to some guy on youtube, these eagles go after prey up to 33LB.
 
2012-12-19 04:46:53 AM
I guess I'll be the one.

It's FAKE.
 
2012-12-19 05:26:44 AM
If the Eagle wanted that baby, it would've had it.
 
2012-12-19 05:30:30 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.

Ditto. Plus I was secretly rooting for the eagle.



Am I a truly terrible person for hoping the eagle would pull it off? It's not that I want the kid to be harmed, but at the same time I was all, "Damn eagle, you're kind of a p*ssy."
 
2012-12-19 05:49:05 AM
WTF is wrong with you people who think it's funny? Amazing? Sure. Scary? Yes. Fake? Perhaps, I'm no expert on pixels either, but funny it is not.

Raptors are perfectly capable of picking up small animals and a baby is nothing but a small animal to them. It's no different than a rabbit, a cat, a gopher or whatever. It's made of meat and meat is food.

If it's fake that's a nice touch filming the ground and not getting a perfect shot. I've been fooled by fake videos before, but this looked real.
 
2012-12-19 06:11:43 AM
Something just doesn't look right with the dive and swoop... too smooth or something... I'm going with fake.
 
2012-12-19 07:20:29 AM
I'm disappointed, but not surprised to come here and see people actually believing this. I hear there are some $1000 wa1mart gift cards available too.
 
2012-12-19 07:31:37 AM
Sorry. So sorry, but maybe don't dress your baby in a googly-eye hat if you live in the Tundra, eh?
 
2012-12-19 07:34:52 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
I want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back.. ribs
 
2012-12-19 07:35:34 AM
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Take off eh?
 
2012-12-19 07:53:24 AM
golden rule of motion photography: if something incredible is taking place in the viewfinder YOU MUST immediately either jostle the camera about maniacally or behave as if you aren't at all aware a motion camera is in your possession.
 
2012-12-19 08:09:58 AM

Bob_Laublaw: I laughed my ass off when Chariots started playing.


I was hoping for "I believe I can fly"
 
2012-12-19 08:15:01 AM
Falcon?
 
2012-12-19 08:15:48 AM
Fake. Canada doesn't even exist. You guys will fall for anything.
 
2012-12-19 08:17:38 AM

Lonestar: Basically, this is a huge eagle that would have been seen before and documented. And since there is a 3d animation school that has a "hoax the internet" exam, im calling bullshiat.


Plus, it looked like an Osprey, only way bigger.
 
2012-12-19 08:19:31 AM
Destined to be President one day.
 
2012-12-19 08:22:43 AM
Kids name? Claude.
 
2012-12-19 08:28:49 AM

I kind of liked the Weeners on the page:



[GeorgeBoy]

This all could have been averted if the baby had its own eagle.
 
2012-12-19 08:29:36 AM

Trebuchet-Farker: Something just doesn't look right with the dive and swoop... too smooth or something... I'm going with fake.


That's what tipped me off too. I'm going to agree with the FAKE party poppers.
 
2012-12-19 08:41:17 AM

GilRuiz1: Trebuchet-Farker: Something just doesn't look right with the dive and swoop... too smooth or something... I'm going with fake.

That's what tipped me off too. I'm going to agree with the FAKE party poppers.


Additionally, a quick run through Sibley's doesn't show any North American raptor with the distinctive white patches on the top of the wing shown here. A juvenile golden eagle has patches, but not at the wrist where these are shown, and the wing shape looks wrong.
 
2012-12-19 08:43:44 AM
 
2012-12-19 08:56:44 AM
Its an amazing video.

Lt_Ryan: calbert: Wikipedia states that it was only a myth that eagles stole children.


I hope you smarmily pulled up wikipedia and edited that they DO steal children if capable, and linked to the video.
 
2012-12-19 09:01:12 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I stole the baby from you, Daikini, while you were taking a pee pee!


that was beautiful.
 
2012-12-19 09:04:36 AM

Happy Hours: WTF is wrong with you people who think it's funny? Amazing? Sure. Scary? Yes. Fake? Perhaps, I'm no expert on pixels either, but funny it is not.

Raptors are perfectly capable of picking up small animals and a baby is nothing but a small animal to them. It's no different than a rabbit, a cat, a gopher or whatever. It's made of meat and meat is food.

If it's fake that's a nice touch filming the ground and not getting a perfect shot. I've been fooled by fake videos before, but this looked real.


Happy Hours, not so happy.
 
2012-12-19 09:05:49 AM
The swoop and grab looks fake because the baby isn't really jerked in the manner it would be by a swooping eagle. Stupid pussy artist didn't want to hurt the baby. Way to commit to your craft, wuss.
 
2012-12-19 09:18:07 AM
I'm not a bird expert, or even an expert on birds, but wouldn't kid's clothing and skins be all ripped up?
 
2012-12-19 09:30:42 AM
Good thing it wasn't a giant Tse Tse fly. Jose Grecos del Muertos.
i175.photobucket.com

/lot of red tape in the bush
 
2012-12-19 09:31:10 AM

Wellon Dowd: I'm not a bird expert,


24.media.tumblr.com
Hu-hu "Hootie" Hu, bird expert
Xinhuan file photo
 
2012-12-19 09:38:15 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

YOU SEE!!!!! R has spoken, he wants your children.
 
2012-12-19 09:38:50 AM
One does not simply fly a toddler out of Mordor.
 
2012-12-19 09:41:17 AM
Looks like it could have gotten away with a small dog. Should have gone to the dog park instead of the baby park.
 
2012-12-19 09:42:27 AM
I wouldn't want to have the same situation in the mountains (link)
 
2012-12-19 09:53:56 AM

alizeran: Happy Hours, not so happy.


It's just a marketing gimmick. I just get my beer for free whenever I'm at home. It just means I paid for it already, but it doesn't really make me happy.

This video is either real or it's fake.

If it's real then seeing a small child snatched by an eagle is not funny.
If it's fake then it's not really funny either.

Either way, the only good thing is the bird dropped the kid and it appears to have escaped being eaten without any injuries. That part is happy.
 
2012-12-19 09:56:44 AM
<p><img alt="http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x446/Crossbone133/FOOTBALL/et b.jpg" src="http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x446/Crossbone133/FOOTBALL/et b.jpg" /> </p>
 
2012-12-19 09:58:23 AM

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7493325/81385766#c81385766" target="_blank">Captain Steroid</a>:</b> <i><p><img alt="http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x446/Crossbone133/FOOTBALL/et b.jpg" src="http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x446/Crossbone133/FOOTBALL/et b.jpg" /> </p></i>



Link FAIL. :-(



i1182.photobucket.com 

 

 
2012-12-19 10:03:45 AM
The idea came from one of Larry Niven's 'Tales from the Draco Tavern' stories.
 
2012-12-19 10:10:01 AM
FAKE.

Golden Eagles don't live anywhere near Montreal.  Also, that isn't even a Golden Eagle.  It looks like a Black-Breasted Buzzard (Hamirostra Melanosternon), native to Australia.  On top of that, the bird's screech during the approach is that of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Add to that the inordinate distance covered in the in the second or two that it banks to the right, not to mention the lack of concern displayed by onlookers.  Definitely shopped.  Not a totally bad job though.
 
2012-12-19 10:12:25 AM
Sad, Montreal media is saying it is a fake should have known birds weren't declaring war.... yet.
 
2012-12-19 10:21:22 AM

chewielouie: One does not simply fly a toddler out of Mordor.



i.imgur.com 
 
Baby too fat, eagle too fake.
 
2012-12-19 10:27:09 AM
The lack of large wounds from having huge eagle talons grabbing the baby seems a little suspect.
 
2012-12-19 11:01:59 AM
I for one welcome our new feathered overlords!
 
2012-12-19 11:29:28 AM

shastacola: The lack of large wounds from having huge eagle talons grabbing the baby seems a little suspect.


Yup. Watch this video of little peregrine falcons and what they can do. Then ask yourself if that baby would have survived a giant farking eagle's claws.
 
Bf+
2012-12-19 11:50:32 AM
Really people? You've got to be kidding me.
Is this a case of "I want to believe"?

countingthelights.com
 
2012-12-19 12:04:07 PM
One need only reflect upon the amount of people who were so quick to believe this video to imagine why it'd be so easy to fool the world on a larger scale. Not saying it happens, but this is your answer. Watched this go viral this morning and for every non-believer, there were 10 believers who simply could not accept that it's a fake. Was fairly depressing to witness, as these things are every time they happen.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to claim my free $1000 C0stc0 and Wa1mart gift cards from c0stc0wa1martg1veaway.biz
 
2012-12-19 12:23:57 PM

Irving Maimway: how Lucas wanted to do The Hobbit

 
 
SILENCE
 
2012-12-19 12:27:29 PM

JonnyG: One need only reflect upon the amount of people who were so quick to believe this video to imagine why it'd be so easy to fool the world on a larger scale. Not saying it happens, but this is your answer. Watched this go viral this morning and for every non-believer, there were 10 believers who simply could not accept that it's a fake. Was fairly depressing to witness, as these things are every time they happen.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to claim my free $1000 C0stc0 and Wa1mart gift cards from c0stc0wa1martg1veaway.biz


There are people that think that Duck Dynasty is real.
 
2012-12-19 12:40:05 PM

shastacola: The lack of large wounds from having huge eagle talons grabbing the baby seems a little suspect.


It could grasp it by the husk
 
2012-12-19 12:42:41 PM
CSB:

We were staying at a B&B in rural Washington, and at breakfast one of the proprietors told us the story of a big storm that blew through the town a few years back, knocking over a tree that had a huge bald eagle's nest in it.

After the storm blew out, many in the town wanted to inspect the nest, because, hey, giant eagle's nest!

Littered in with the feathers, bones and other debris were dozens of small pet collars.
 
2012-12-19 01:03:57 PM
[ We have CONFIRMATION that it is FAKE (http://www.dominicarpin.ca/laigle-qui-attaque-un-enfant-un-canular-du -nad-8945.html) - It is indeed from a Montreal 3D school called NAD (http://www.centrenad.com/) ]
 
2012-12-19 01:04:29 PM
Nice job Fark!

 

Willow reference: Check

 

Big labowski reference: check

 

You are missing one though...

 www.hooverae.com
 
2012-12-19 01:16:28 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiit.

I pegged that as fake starting at about 6 seconds in. I was already full-on "BULLSHIAT" before the kid was even in the shot. I don't care how amazing any bird is, none of them can flaunt the laws of physics and make a fast, accelerating, flat turn like that.

Thank you, science.
 
2012-12-19 01:25:36 PM

zenzizi: [ We have CONFIRMATION that it is FAKE (http://www.dominicarpin.ca/laigle-qui-attaque-un-enfant-un-canular-du -nad-8945.html) - It is indeed from a Montreal 3D school called NAD (http://www.centrenad.com/) ]


TY Zenzizi. This is french and says its a hoax. Also it blames the students and not the "hoax the internet" exam... ;)

If something weird from Montreal goes viral around Chrismast, please disregard it going forward. It was a good one though. Made me believe...
 
2012-12-19 01:39:01 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-12-19 01:55:50 PM

Crewmannumber6: shastacola: The lack of large wounds from having huge eagle talons grabbing the baby seems a little suspect.

It could grasp it by the husk


*golf clap*
 
2012-12-19 02:16:06 PM
Not even an eagle... the shadow comes and goes... baby falls up for a moment... bird lacks enough lift based on the wing frequency... the list goes on and on.
 
2012-12-19 03:06:33 PM

Lonestar: [fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 570x372]



Brilliant! +1
 
2012-12-19 03:10:05 PM

Crewmannumber6: Good thing it wasn't a giant Tse Tse fly. Jose Grecos del Muertos.
[i175.photobucket.com image 266x202]

/lot of red tape in the bush



The Got Dam Guacamole Act of 1917.
 
2012-12-19 03:18:19 PM
In my neck of the woods (just north of Toronto) we don't even name our children until they're big enough that we're sure they won't be carried off by a bird or prey or a surly Ikea-dwelling primate.
 
2012-12-19 03:29:28 PM

Mercutio74: In my neck of the woods (just north of Toronto)


ezwebrus.com
 
2012-12-19 05:51:38 PM
I'm kind of glad subby didn't pull "an eagle tries to help Bilbo" headline.

/because I wanted to damnit
 
2012-12-19 06:03:52 PM
 
2012-12-19 07:23:59 PM
Wont go to Canada?

Hey, when the eagles grab our babies and drop them, we get the health costs covered. It's no biggie.
 
2012-12-19 08:31:01 PM

DJ Salinger: Also, that isn't even a Golden Eagle


Not a fair point. If my dashcam video shows me getting sideswiped by a SUV, and I call it a Trailblazer in my youtube description, but it turned out to be an Envoy, does that mean my video is fake?
 
2012-12-19 08:54:56 PM
oh shiat eh?
 
2012-12-19 10:08:12 PM
Hoax.

The final approach looked all wrong.

/downwind was fine
 
2012-12-19 10:35:27 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The kid was dressed like a lobster. What the fark did that idiot French Canadian dad thinks was going to happen?


I think it was a life preserver.
 
2012-12-19 11:40:55 PM

StoPPeRmobile: AverageAmericanGuy: The kid was dressed like a lobster. What the fark did that idiot French Canadian dad thinks was going to happen?

I think it was a life preserver.


It worked!
 
2012-12-21 05:32:56 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: The kid was dressed like a lobster. What the fark did that idiot French Canadian dad thinks was going to happen?


It was supposed to bring a bucket of melted butter for that giant "lobster". Damned lazy eagle.
 
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