Some 'Splainin' To Do: The very best suggestion that I've heard is that, after the 21st is over, we should all go outside and loudly proclaim, "The Doctor did it! The Doctor save us all!"
Surool: Gyrfalcon: Surool: I am so looking forward to the weekend. I will no longer have to listen to this stupid non-Mayan fairy tale again.Especially if it happens.Yeah, you will. Someone already figured out that the Mayans didn't account for leap years or something so the world will REALLY end next June. Or July. I forget how that works.Wrong way, dummy. The leap days would mean that the calendar end already happened.
Surool: The fact you both took my snark about Mayans using/not using GMT as a sign that I buy into this crap is bad enough. If you look at my original post up top, you two would have to be f*ucking idiots to paint me as a believer. That bottom line should be an obvious enough joke for the non brain dead.
divgradcurl: CygnusDarius: pute kisses like a man: heh heh heh... think i'll start using taurine feces... which do you prefer: "this is taurine fecal matter!" or "this is taurine feces!"It's like choosing between two bowls of shiat.hey, wash it down with some redbull and who gives a crap?
maltedmothball: exactly like that!/Bantha poodoo
lemurs: anfrind: Huh. I'd heard that because the Mayans didn't account for leap years, the world should have ended several months ago, not several months later.They're pretty much big countdown timers, so the end of the b'ak'tun probably ends on Dec. 21 like TFA says it does when we map it over our own calendar. But since the Mayans invented calendars much longer than the b'ak'tun, they obviously weren't expecting the world to end at that point.
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