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(Slate)   Lest we forget: The deadliest school massacre in US history happened 85 years ago. 45 dead, 38 of whom were children. The perpetrator? A cranky teabagger mad about taxes   (slate.com) divider line 42
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2012-12-18 11:44:38 PM
8 votes:
Derp... Derp never changes...
2012-12-18 11:07:09 PM
7 votes:
jeez, what a psycho. today, they'd give him a prime-time fox show.
2012-12-19 12:48:56 AM
6 votes:
I can still remember the controversy soon after when Coolidge didn't acknowledge it as an act of terrorism.
2012-12-19 02:45:06 AM
5 votes:

wildcardjack: So.... Has Dynamite control worked?

 
/Sharpen your spoons, the won't let you have knives at this rate.
 
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No, no, no, you never sharpen a spoon.  Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more. 
2012-12-19 08:23:53 AM
3 votes:

jm105: RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.

Jesus?


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2012-12-19 02:20:19 AM
3 votes:

violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!



Your car, sir.

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2012-12-18 11:50:49 PM
3 votes:

violentsalvation: I think he was mad that he lost an election.



"First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!"
2012-12-19 05:30:45 AM
2 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Approves this thread.

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If you keep reducing taxes on the rich, some day all the wealth will trickle down...
The GOP is the party of small government...
If you keep reducing taxes on the rich, some day all the wealth will trickle down...
The GOP is the party of small government...
If you keep reducing taxes on the rich, some day all the wealth will trickle down...
The GOP is the party of small government...
2012-12-19 03:56:56 AM
2 votes:
Wouldn't have happened if there wasn't all those video games about dynamite in the 1920s
2012-12-19 02:55:33 AM
2 votes:

lar_m: Soros


DRINK!
2012-12-19 02:49:33 AM
2 votes:

werekoala: Derp... Derp never changes...


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2012-12-19 02:32:43 AM
2 votes:
I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.
2012-12-19 02:25:44 AM
2 votes:

violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!


This scene is why Milk is the prequel to RoboCop.
2012-12-19 12:03:09 AM
2 votes:

The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!


And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
2012-12-18 11:45:31 PM
2 votes:
Well, Sandy Hook wasn't so bad then.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel a lot better about this now.
2012-12-18 11:37:33 PM
2 votes:
Ellsworth writes that Kehoe once shot a noisy dog and killed his own horse because it was lazy. 
 
No warning signs there.
2012-12-19 08:54:50 AM
1 votes:
The current high score holder with a firearm, the Va Tech Piece Of Shait, used pistols and reloaded probably a dozen times. Short of confiscation, further restrictions will not work.

Before any more 2A restrictions let's see some First Amendment restrictions on news media mentioning the name of the shooter. I don't want to see shiat about these losers that commit these type crimes. Let's see bios of the dead and end of story. Mention the scumbags name? Pay a huge fine.

Ban first person shooter violent video games. Every last one. Sell a violent game? Pay.
2012-12-19 08:44:50 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure he just wanted his country back.
2012-12-19 08:39:48 AM
1 votes:

Greywar: I brought up the bath school massacre to folks on my facebook a couple days ago when they went all gun control on me. Apparently my pro-gun viewpoint surprised them.


Look down. At the branch you're sawing.

If owning large stockpiles of dynamite is a crime, only criminals will own large stockpiles of dynamite.
2012-12-19 08:39:19 AM
1 votes:

Canton: I'm surprised it took this long for someone to bring up the Bath School bombing. Then again, the nutjob used explosives, not bullets, so maybe that's why.



Guns use explosives....jus sayin'....and baths kill people too!
2012-12-19 08:10:23 AM
1 votes:

Ow My Balls: To all of my crazy aunts posting "This is what you get when God isn't allowed in schools" stuff, I'm pretty sure God was allowed in Bath, MI in 1927. The Amish school shooting a few years ago as well...


I thought God was all-powerful. If someone won't allow him in schools then that person is more powerful than God.
2012-12-19 07:51:34 AM
1 votes:

Whole Wheat: That's why I covered my monitor in tinfoil-so they couldn't read what was on there. Right now I am working on a box lined with the stuff with two holes carved out to cover my keyboard to foil keystroke logging programs. You can't be too careful these days.....



If the NSA really wants to know what kind of weird sh*t I jerk off to, then they can go ahead.
2012-12-19 07:48:28 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: HotWingConspiracy: This is true, but I find giving them access to and training with firearms to be a poor alternative.


Well if they're displaying signs then sure, but target shooting can actually be kind of therapeutic.


Yeah I don't think it worked. Maybe try a video game.
2012-12-19 07:10:44 AM
1 votes:

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.


Abe Lincoln?
2012-12-19 04:40:11 AM
1 votes:
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT BOMB CONTROL!
2012-12-19 04:07:27 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: Beaver Knievel: Citation.jpg


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2012-12-19 03:37:03 AM
1 votes:
teabagger? Really?

Fark you Fark.
2012-12-19 03:31:30 AM
1 votes:
Taxes! Taxes made that poor, distraught man blow up those children! Therefore, we need tax control!

(Except for the part about the dynamite, he does indeed sound like a teabagger.)
2012-12-19 03:20:25 AM
1 votes:

armoredbulldozer: Why do you guys have a problem with people that protest a wasteful and overtaxing government?


They're politics' version of juggalos?
Taxes? Really? Not murdering foreigners in large quantities?
They're unintentionally hilarious?
There's no discernible end goal?
You pay the rich corporations' taxes anyway when they pass the cost on to you without advertising it?
People with free time to protest and rally others to protest are receiving government assistance?
It's really funny?
2012-12-19 03:13:31 AM
1 votes:
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"Register Commies, Not Guns!"

What's that mean?

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens.

It was a public service.
2012-12-19 02:59:08 AM
1 votes:
So not a big fan of the feral pig hunting?
2012-12-19 02:54:37 AM
1 votes:

urban.derelict: Here we go. For those not paying attention:

1. His parents divorced in or around 2009
2. the father went out of his way to ensure hey paid much more than the minimum requirements
3. the father was not interested in custody of his minor son
4. the mother was collecting TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR alimony
5. the mother WAS TRAINING HER SON, ADAM, to use HER assault rifles at firing ranges, in 2009 at least
6. the mother was BRAINWASHING her son -- while raking in 289f*ckingthousanddollarsayear with BS fairytales on the collapse of civilization

Mr. Lanza has the deaths of 25 innocent people on his hands, and his nuts couldn't possibly be as huge as his dead son's.


Yeah, it's the Dad's fault. No, wait--It's the Mom's fault. No, wait--it's the assault weapon's fault. Shiat, I cant keep track anymore, just tell me who I should hate and what needs to be banned. Thanks.
2012-12-19 02:49:50 AM
1 votes:

urban.derelict: 3. the father was not interested in custody of his minor son

 
a.  the court would likely have let a 17 yr old choose who he wanted to stay with and
b.  custody of a 17 yr old?  what's the fncking point?
 

urban.derelict: 6. the mother was BRAINWASHING her son -- while raking in 289f*ckingthousanddollarsayear with BS fairytales on the collapse of civilization

of a Kenyan usurper
 
just as likely. neither explains what he did.
 
Just ANYTHING but "easy access to guns", right?
2012-12-19 02:42:42 AM
1 votes:

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.


Jesus?
2012-12-19 02:40:28 AM
1 votes:

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.



Andrew Jackson?
2012-12-19 02:40:05 AM
1 votes:
I listened to this inspiring TED talk PRX on satellite about about how drew stood up to a patent shakedown. And I read about a whitelist. and I thought about all the years I paid for totaaal fark. Then I remembered there was no way a bad headline about gettlefinger would get greenlit around last election time. I gave a bum on the street a dollar and called it a day.
2012-12-19 02:35:51 AM
1 votes:

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.



Begun the derp has
2012-12-19 02:28:08 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: jeez, what a psycho. today, they'd give him a prime-time fox show.


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I'm not sure he's up to Fox's telegenic standard. However, I'm sure he'd have done well in talk radio.
2012-12-19 02:26:53 AM
1 votes:
Yeah but that was like 90 years ago so it doesn't count anymore.

It's not like those kids are still detonated or anything.
2012-12-19 02:22:16 AM
1 votes:
So.... Has Dynamite control worked?

/Sharpen your spoons, the won't let you have knives at this rate.
2012-12-19 12:47:34 AM
1 votes:

violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

 
And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
 
 
I want  a hundred thousand in cash, getaway car and I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way, if you get caught, you can plead insanity. Ha. Getaway car. 
2012-12-18 11:17:35 PM
1 votes:
I think he was mad that he lost an election.
 
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