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(Slate)   Lest we forget: The deadliest school massacre in US history happened 85 years ago. 45 dead, 38 of whom were children. The perpetrator? A cranky teabagger mad about taxes   (slate.com) divider line 346
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2012-12-18 11:07:09 PM
jeez, what a psycho. today, they'd give him a prime-time fox show.
 
2012-12-18 11:17:35 PM
I think he was mad that he lost an election.
 
2012-12-18 11:22:36 PM
I hope he was skinned alive and left to die of sepsis.
 
2012-12-18 11:37:33 PM
Ellsworth writes that Kehoe once shot a noisy dog and killed his own horse because it was lazy. 
 
No warning signs there.
 
2012-12-18 11:44:38 PM
Derp... Derp never changes...
 
2012-12-18 11:45:31 PM
Well, Sandy Hook wasn't so bad then.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel a lot better about this now.
 
2012-12-18 11:50:49 PM

violentsalvation: I think he was mad that he lost an election.



"First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!"
 
2012-12-18 11:57:04 PM
Watering the tree of liberty...
 
2012-12-18 11:58:28 PM

queezyweezel: Well, Sandy Hook wasn't so bad then.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel a lot better about this now.



*looks over the thread*
 
I'll be darned if I can find a comment where anyone makes that claim.
 
2012-12-19 12:03:09 AM

The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!


And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
 
2012-12-19 12:03:42 AM

fusillade762: Ellsworth writes that Kehoe once shot a noisy dog and killed his own horse because it was lazy. 
 
No warning signs there.



so yah
warning signs
When was the last wackjob attack where there no warning signs? ever?
farkem
 
2012-12-19 12:07:56 AM
im convinced the newtown punk had loads of warning signs, but the parents hid them from authority.  vice presidents are probably pretty good at getting small town cops to ignore arrests that could have happened otherwise.  upper middle class family with a recent divorce... probably some real clues if they wanted to quit ignoring them.
 
2012-12-19 12:20:16 AM
www.murderpedia.org
 
2012-12-19 12:27:06 AM

log_jammin: queezyweezel: Well, Sandy Hook wasn't so bad then.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel a lot better about this now.


*looks over the thread*
 
I'll be darned if I can find a comment where anyone makes that claim.


I don't recall ever saying anyone did.
 
2012-12-19 12:33:07 AM

queezyweezel: I don't recall ever saying anyone did.



well that makes total sense then.
 
2012-12-19 12:47:34 AM

violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

 
And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
 
 
I want  a hundred thousand in cash, getaway car and I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way, if you get caught, you can plead insanity. Ha. Getaway car. 
 
2012-12-19 12:48:56 AM
I can still remember the controversy soon after when Coolidge didn't acknowledge it as an act of terrorism.
 
2012-12-19 02:20:19 AM

violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!



Your car, sir.

robocoparchive.com
 
2012-12-19 02:22:16 AM
So.... Has Dynamite control worked?

/Sharpen your spoons, the won't let you have knives at this rate.
 
2012-12-19 02:23:07 AM
I believe this thread to be done in one.
 
2012-12-19 02:23:13 AM
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to bring up the Bath School bombing. Then again, the nutjob used explosives, not bullets, so maybe that's why.
 
2012-12-19 02:25:01 AM

doglover: I hope he was skinned alive and left to die of sepsis.


Unfortunately, he probably died very quickly since he filled his truck with TNT and shrapnel and detonated it at close range with a rifle.(killing and injuring a number of people in addition to the initial school bombing)
 
2012-12-19 02:25:44 AM

violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!


This scene is why Milk is the prequel to RoboCop.
 
2012-12-19 02:26:11 AM
I brought up the bath school massacre to folks on my facebook a couple days ago when they went all gun control on me. Apparently my pro-gun viewpoint surprised them.
 
2012-12-19 02:26:53 AM
Yeah but that was like 90 years ago so it doesn't count anymore.

It's not like those kids are still detonated or anything.
 
2012-12-19 02:27:44 AM

Greywar: I brought up the bath school massacre to folks on my facebook a couple days ago when they went all gun control on me. Apparently my pro-gun viewpoint surprised them.


Or it could have been your faulty logic?
 
2012-12-19 02:28:08 AM

FlashHarry: jeez, what a psycho. today, they'd give him a prime-time fox show.


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I'm not sure he's up to Fox's telegenic standard. However, I'm sure he'd have done well in talk radio.
 
2012-12-19 02:29:28 AM

Greywar: I brought up the bath school massacre to folks on my facebook a couple days ago when they went all gun control on me. Apparently my pro-gun viewpoint surprised them.



If you're saying we should regulate guns the way we regulate dynamite I'm sure you'll get a lot of support.
 
2012-12-19 02:31:39 AM
sooo. how much longer til FARK = Huffpo. Since we all agree that hip[\sters rule.
 
2012-12-19 02:32:43 AM
I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.
 
2012-12-19 02:35:26 AM
Here we go. For those not paying attention:

1. His parents divorced in or around 2009
2. the father went out of his way to ensure hey paid much more than the minimum requirements
3. the father was not interested in custody of his minor son
4. the mother was collecting TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR alimony
5. the mother WAS TRAINING HER SON, ADAM, to use HER assault rifles at firing ranges, in 2009 at least
6. the mother was BRAINWASHING her son -- while raking in 289f*ckingthousanddollarsayear with BS fairytales on the collapse of civilization

Mr. Lanza has the deaths of 25 innocent people on his hands, and his nuts couldn't possibly be as huge as his dead son's.
 
2012-12-19 02:35:51 AM

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.



Begun the derp has
 
2012-12-19 02:36:09 AM

wildcardjack: So.... Has Dynamite control worked?


Yea just at what happened to M80s

My CSB from a couple years ago. I had a friend that got his hands on some supposed real m80s and gave me one to blow up later when I was shooting off fireworks. I thought that it was going to be like the normal BS ones you can get at a fireworks stand that are labeled as M80s or such. I ended up scaring the shiat out of all my neighbors because it sounded like a farking bomb went off in my driveway.
 
2012-12-19 02:36:58 AM
errr Yea just look at what happened to M80s
 
2012-12-19 02:37:15 AM
Oh yeah, his father was a f*cking rich executive at GE -- That's 'General Electric,' as in 'General Electric Financial Services' as in "we're sofa king huge we don't advertise on TV"

/i can't begin to imagine what i'd do with 289K dollars -- and that biatch was getting it every year -- I wish I could see her brains blown out on her nice new bedspread while she fretted about the end of the farking civilized world -- fark you, honey
 
2012-12-19 02:38:20 AM

queezyweezel: Well, Sandy Hook wasn't so bad then.
I don't know about you guys, but I feel a lot better about this now.


So true, evil came to Newtown twice in 3 days.
 
2012-12-19 02:38:44 AM

Tenatra: My CSB from a couple years ago. I had a friend that got his hands on some supposed real m80s and gave me one to blow up later when I was shooting off fireworks. I thought that it was going to be like the normal BS ones you can get at a fireworks stand that are labeled as M80s or such. I ended up scaring the shiat out of all my neighbors because it sounded like a farking bomb went off in my driveway.


I have M-100s (or something) on a shelf I picked up from a road trip to Tennessee in '97 -- one or two are all that remain of the fireworks we bought when we were down there
 
2012-12-19 02:40:05 AM
I listened to this inspiring TED talk PRX on satellite about about how drew stood up to a patent shakedown. And I read about a whitelist. and I thought about all the years I paid for totaaal fark. Then I remembered there was no way a bad headline about gettlefinger would get greenlit around last election time. I gave a bum on the street a dollar and called it a day.
 
2012-12-19 02:40:23 AM

urban.derelict: Here we go. For those not paying attention:

1. His parents divorced in or around 2009
2. the father went out of his way to ensure hey paid much more than the minimum requirements
3. the father was not interested in custody of his minor son
4. the mother was collecting TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR alimony
5. the mother WAS TRAINING HER SON, ADAM, to use HER assault rifles at firing ranges, in 2009 at least
6. the mother was BRAINWASHING her son -- while raking in 289f*ckingthousanddollarsayear with BS fairytales on the collapse of civilization

Mr. Lanza has the deaths of 25 innocent people on his hands, and his nuts couldn't possibly be as huge as his dead son's.


I'm not following your logic. I'm pretty sure it's because your post is totally devoid of it. Either that or you think women aren't adult human beings that should be trusted with responsibilities.

Up to you to clarify.
 
2012-12-19 02:40:28 AM

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.



Andrew Jackson?
 
2012-12-19 02:42:42 AM

RamboFrog: I'll see your 45 dead at the hands of someone angry about taxes and raise you 7,500,000 killed by a person who believed in a centralized government and spreading the wealth around.


Jesus?
 
2012-12-19 02:43:05 AM
There was no Tea Party then, douchemitter. Why do you guys have a problem with people that protest a wasteful and overtaxing government? (Not this dynamite lunatic, I'm talking present day.) The fleabaggers are the ones that don't even have a cause, and they shiat on cop cars to promote their cause that they are not sure of. I'm glad they are all gone. The ones that committed arson in Denver might be farked, I hope.
 
2012-12-19 02:45:05 AM

armoredbulldozer: There was no Tea Party then, douchemitter. Why do you guys have a problem with people that protest a wasteful and overtaxing government? (Not this dynamite lunatic, I'm talking present day.) The fleabaggers are the ones that don't even have a cause, and they shiat on cop cars to promote their cause that they are not sure of. I'm glad they are all gone. The ones that committed arson in Denver might be farked, I hope.


haha - are schmitting me? Welcome to Fark. Get on the unmiscient hate train.
 
2012-12-19 02:45:06 AM

wildcardjack: So.... Has Dynamite control worked?

 
/Sharpen your spoons, the won't let you have knives at this rate.
 
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No, no, no, you never sharpen a spoon.  Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more. 
 
2012-12-19 02:45:36 AM
Let's focus on this story for a bit so the next round of shootings have a milestone to achieve....
 
2012-12-19 02:45:45 AM

MrEricSir: violentsalvation: The_Sponge: First, don't fark with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

 
And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!
 
This scene is why Milk is the prequel to RoboCop.

You now have 15 seconds to comply.
 
2012-12-19 02:46:13 AM

armoredbulldozer: people that protest a wasteful and overtaxing government


The Tea Party is funded by the Koch brothers. It is used as a mouthpiece for their business interests. Remaining ignorant of this must be an incredible act of willpower.
 
2012-12-19 02:48:47 AM

werekoala: Derp... Derp never changes...


I see what you did there!

/ got to watch out for super mutants though
 
2012-12-19 02:49:05 AM

Gelatinous: armoredbulldozer: people that protest a wasteful and overtaxing government

The Tea Party is funded by the Koch brothers. It is used as a mouthpiece for their business interests. Remaining ignorant of this must be an incredible act of willpower.


Sounds like all Soros all the time. If they don't think what you do - bazinga - ignorance funded by "evil"
 
2012-12-19 02:49:33 AM

werekoala: Derp... Derp never changes...


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