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2012-12-19 09:01:02 AM  
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Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.



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2012-12-19 08:32:27 AM  
1 votes:
You may have any of myfacebook material. All you'll get is a bunch of cat pictures and occasional desperate messages from ex-girlfriends trying to take another ride on the "Benderland Super Sexy Time Naughty Place Tingler and Sexateria". They can do with them what they like.
2012-12-19 06:59:02 AM  
1 votes:
I'm required to have a fetlife account. My boss is farking weird.
2012-12-19 04:14:49 AM  
1 votes:
You can read my Facebook all you like.

That's where I lie.
2012-12-19 03:35:54 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: I am much more curious as to what might be on that hard drive. Ignoring the picture in the article.
Did the boy damage the cylinders or just the electronics. Destroying the electronics is worthless.
Destroying the platters is the only way to go.
 
So unless he drilled them or opened the case and broke them, it will be entertaining to find out what, if anything is found.
 
/pages after pages of "must not kill my mother" "must not kill those teachers" "must not ....

 
 
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2012-12-19 01:24:27 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: "Your Internet history is very telling," said Monique Ferraro, an attorney and digital forensics expert. "Even without a hard drive, if he was on the Internet, and most people are, investigators will be able to tell quite a bit about what he was doing, where he was going and what he was thinking." 
 
I'm masturbating onto an airplane ticket to Thailand in anticipation of farking underage prostitutes.



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2012-12-19 12:39:37 AM  
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"Your Internet history is very telling," said Monique Ferraro, an attorney and digital forensics expert. "Even without a hard drive, if he was on the Internet, and most people are, investigators will be able to tell quite a bit about what he was doing, where he was going and what he was thinking." 
 
I'm masturbating onto an airplane ticket to Thailand in anticipation of farking underage prostitutes.
 
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