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2012-12-19 05:36:48 PM
I do something like that at work for 'data security' read "I need some more super strong magnets and have run out of desk space for old HDDs".
Take them apart, remove the magnets, spin up the drive while running a screwdriver over the surface then removing the platters and bending them in a U shape. Works pretty good except some laptop HDDs seem to be made of glass and don't bend, but shatter.
/I love hdd magnets, they're so magnetty.
 
2012-12-19 05:40:03 PM

dickfreckle: Whatever happened to simply making up a stupid login and posting drunk to fairly anonymous websites? Sure, you can track me down if you really wanted to. But I'm not at Fark posting pics of me passed out drunk with EZ-Cheeze sprayed all over my chest under my real name. The only pictures of me on the internet are featuring a full-face motorcycle helmet. 
 
 I doubt an employer would find me in a cursory or even dogged search for my politics. My real name, sure. But all that stuff is positive, where it exists at all. I don't even publish paid gigs under my real name. 
 
 My own Fark profile has a lot of information about my beliefs, hobbies, and my location. But I'd need to be applying for some gig with serious clearance for anyone to come wandering in here and trying to figure out which drunken liberal I am. Facebook? 10 seconds, and that's on DSL.


There are likely to be many Facebook accounts with the same name. Unless you post your real photo in your profile there is no way for a prospective employer to know that any particular Facebook account is yours. The best thing to do is to keep a fake Facebook account you can use to show employers.
 
2012-12-19 05:41:20 PM

PreMortem: So what companies are requiring you to use fb or twitter?

So maybe none. EABOD would be my response anyway.


That depends on how desperate you are for a job.
 
2012-12-19 06:06:19 PM
Authorities will regret this once it comes time to investigate the tranny porn strangler
 
2012-12-19 06:14:22 PM

kg2095: PreMortem: So what companies are requiring you to use fb or twitter?

So maybe none. EABOD would be my response anyway.

That depends on how desperate you are for a job.


He must be pretty desperate already if he's offering to eat a bag of dicks.
 
2012-12-19 08:21:53 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Triumph: Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.


Into a dead end.  As in, "What about all the gun owners who DON'T shoot up schools?"
Same applies to FPS players.


Exactly. What about all the Call of Duty players who aren't mentally unstab- NO MOM, THIS IS A PEPSI. I WANTED A MOUNTAIN DEW. GO AWAY, YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
 
2012-12-20 02:00:58 AM

Triumph: Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.


Must have got knifed too many times by Minnesota Burns...
 
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