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2012-12-18 11:43:46 PM
They won't find anything.  His online footprint was erased by Obama as part Operation Gun Grabber.
 
2012-12-18 11:58:18 PM
\deletes browser history
 
2012-12-19 12:10:01 AM
Even using no-script, a TOR client, a fake email for online work, and some other precautions, I still know that I'm not invisible. The secret is to make yourself not stand out rather than try to hide.
 
2012-12-19 12:13:44 AM
I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women. 
 
2012-12-19 12:23:13 AM
Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.
 
2012-12-19 12:30:17 AM

Triumph: Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.



Into a dead end.  As in, "What about all the gun owners who DON'T shoot up schools?"
Same applies to FPS players.
 
2012-12-19 12:38:21 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Triumph: Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.


Into a dead end.  As in, "What about all the gun owners who DON'T shoot up schools?"
Same applies to FPS players.


He was also had a mother.

We should lock up all people who had a mother now, to avoid another such incident.
 
2012-12-19 12:39:37 AM
"Your Internet history is very telling," said Monique Ferraro, an attorney and digital forensics expert. "Even without a hard drive, if he was on the Internet, and most people are, investigators will be able to tell quite a bit about what he was doing, where he was going and what he was thinking." 
 
I'm masturbating onto an airplane ticket to Thailand in anticipation of farking underage prostitutes.
 
2012-12-19 01:24:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: "Your Internet history is very telling," said Monique Ferraro, an attorney and digital forensics expert. "Even without a hard drive, if he was on the Internet, and most people are, investigators will be able to tell quite a bit about what he was doing, where he was going and what he was thinking." 
 
I'm masturbating onto an airplane ticket to Thailand in anticipation of farking underage prostitutes.



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2012-12-19 01:44:57 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Triumph: Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.


Into a dead end.  As in, "What about all the gun owners who DON'T shoot up schools?"
Same applies to FPS players.


Of course it does, but this shooting is different. This is the one that will finally bring us sane gun laws and sane laws regulating these psychotic video games that create our "gun culture."
 
/At least that's what I'm hearing on MSNBC
 
 
2012-12-19 01:55:03 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.



You sound completely rational.
 
2012-12-19 02:14:44 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.



I....wait....what?
 
you have no First Amendment rights because what you said is being used against you by "low women"?
 
It might be time to consider upping your dosage.
 
2012-12-19 03:00:45 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.


this is a joke. right?
 
2012-12-19 03:02:40 AM

Brian Ryanberger: That's hacking in my book



Rule #1: Everything you post or upload to Facebook becomes property of Facebook
Rule #2: If you don't want to lose ownership of it, don't post it
Rule #3: When in doubt, refer to rules 1 and 2
 
They can't hack what they already own.
 
2012-12-19 03:15:08 AM

uofacats2004: Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.

this is a joke. right?


Alt of a troll, same thing.
 
2012-12-19 03:22:47 AM

doglover: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Triumph: Ooh - he was a heavy Call of Duty player. I think I know where that's going.


Into a dead end.  As in, "What about all the gun owners who DON'T shoot up schools?"
Same applies to FPS players.

He was also had a mother.

We should lock up all people who had a mother now, to avoid another such incident.



WE all have mothers that we want to kill some days!!!
LOCK EVERYONE UP
 
/oh wait. Mine's already dead. I am safe!!
 
2012-12-19 03:25:25 AM
I am much more curious as to what might be on that hard drive. Ignoring the picture in the article.
Did the boy damage the cylinders or just the electronics. Destroying the electronics is worthless.
Destroying the platters is the only way to go.
 
So unless he drilled them or opened the case and broke them, it will be entertaining to find out what, if anything is found.
 
/pages after pages of "must not kill my mother" "must not kill those teachers" "must not ....
 
2012-12-19 03:33:33 AM
But what if he was behind 7 proxies?
 
2012-12-19 03:35:54 AM

namatad: I am much more curious as to what might be on that hard drive. Ignoring the picture in the article.
Did the boy damage the cylinders or just the electronics. Destroying the electronics is worthless.
Destroying the platters is the only way to go.
 
So unless he drilled them or opened the case and broke them, it will be entertaining to find out what, if anything is found.
 
/pages after pages of "must not kill my mother" "must not kill those teachers" "must not ....

 
 
files.chesscomfiles.com
 
2012-12-19 04:14:49 AM
You can read my Facebook all you like.

That's where I lie.
 
2012-12-19 04:21:09 AM

ReapTheChaos: But what if he was behind 7 proxies?


He'd be one up on me. I have a 56k modem. I make a snide remark and then switch the modem's power switch. I think the Amish Mofia is onto my plan though.

/hiding under a hay bail
 
2012-12-19 05:26:42 AM

ReapTheChaos: But what if he was behind 7 proxies?


good luck, I'm behind seven Boxxys!
nerdnarok.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-19 05:44:48 AM
Whatever happened to simply making up a stupid login and posting drunk to fairly anonymous websites? Sure, you can track me down if you really wanted to. But I'm not at Fark posting pics of me passed out drunk with EZ-Cheeze sprayed all over my chest under my real name. The only pictures of me on the internet are featuring a full-face motorcycle helmet. 
 
 I doubt an employer would find me in a cursory or even dogged search for my politics. My real name, sure. But all that stuff is positive, where it exists at all. I don't even publish paid gigs under my real name. 
 
 My own Fark profile has a lot of information about my beliefs, hobbies, and my location. But I'd need to be applying for some gig with serious clearance for anyone to come wandering in here and trying to figure out which drunken liberal I am. Facebook? 10 seconds, and that's on DSL. 
 
2012-12-19 06:59:02 AM
I'm required to have a fetlife account. My boss is farking weird.
 
2012-12-19 07:07:05 AM
So what companies are requiring you to use fb or twitter?

So maybe none. EABOD would be my response anyway.
 
2012-12-19 08:08:53 AM

PreMortem: So what companies are requiring you to use fb or twitter?

So maybe none. EABOD would be my response anyway.


Facebook is just the new LiveJournal for the sad and often disturbing obsessive chronicling of pets, offspring and dietary indiscretions.

If my employer required me to have Facebook (and paid me enough to bother) I would imagine it wouldn't be too hard to blend in.

Heck, just follow George Takei and share his Reddit pictures with "lmao. So funny"
 
2012-12-19 08:26:20 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women. 


Congrats on your first interesting post. Please continue with the details of Facebook/ low women conspiring against you.
 
2012-12-19 08:32:27 AM
You may have any of myfacebook material. All you'll get is a bunch of cat pictures and occasional desperate messages from ex-girlfriends trying to take another ride on the "Benderland Super Sexy Time Naughty Place Tingler and Sexateria". They can do with them what they like.
 
2012-12-19 08:35:39 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.


Go back onto your lithium dude. Seriously.
 
2012-12-19 08:37:43 AM
Such conversations, if they exist, are likely stored in the game console and could provide investigators with information that he sent other players and topics they discussed, Ferraro said.


Likely stored huh? Well, that sounds legit to me!

Where do they get these farking investigators that think every curse word and racial slur laden conversation is stored on a game console's harddrive?
 
2012-12-19 08:51:05 AM
You can always destroy your data the way the govt does... sand your hdd platters till all of the magnetic material is dust.
 
/Had a roommate that was assigned that duty in the Navy
 
2012-12-19 08:56:26 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: You can always destroy your data the way the govt does... sand your hdd platters till all of the magnetic material is dust.
 
/Had a roommate that was assigned that duty in the Navy


We just tossed them over the side if the water was over so many fathoms deep. Well...That...Or take them home and sell them on fleabay.ru.
 
2012-12-19 09:01:02 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.



I'm stealing this for the next copy-pasta competition on TFD.
 
2012-12-19 09:22:58 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I will not work for anybody who forces me to go on Facebook and parade my life around on the internet like a cheap whore. I had to get rid of Facebook because of certain women who know who they are and shall remain nameless because the judge stripped my First Amendment right to talk about them but they still got to use all that stuff I wrote on Facebook against me. The scariest part about Facebook is that if you sense a problem and deactivate your account that Facebook keeps all of it and will even give it to attorneys for nameless Jezebels even if you say you forgot the password. That's hacking in my book but it still comes down to the fact that you have no First Amendment rights on Facebook and they will sell you out at the drop of a hat over low women.


There is derp, there is derp derp, there is herpa derp, weapons grade derp, then there is this...
Seriously, where do you live and work so I know to avoid those places?
 
2012-12-19 09:24:23 AM

fusillade762: They won't find anything.  His online footprint was erased by Obama as part Operation Gun Grabber.


(applause.gif)
 
2012-12-19 09:27:15 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7493230/81383642#c81383642" target="_blank">fearmongert</a>:</b> <i>ReapTheChaos: But what if he was behind 7 proxies?

good luck, I'm behind seven Boxxys!
[nerdnarok.files.wordpress.com image 325x256]</i>

Did she grow up fat yet or what?
 
2012-12-19 09:32:33 AM
Anyone else notice a distinct lack of posts from Linux_yes since last week?
 
2012-12-19 09:53:22 AM
If they're going to require an online presence, they'll have to buy me a computer or smartphone. Because, as far as they know, I don't have one.
 
2012-12-19 09:54:30 AM
Anybody else notice the complete lack of connection between the provocative headline and the actual linked article?

Bad form, Subby. Bad form.
 
2012-12-19 10:25:36 AM

Triumph: Of course it does, but this shooting is different. This is the one that will finally bring us sane gun laws and sane laws regulating these psychotic video games that create our "gun culture."

/At least that's what I'm hearing on MSNBC


LOL if MSNBC thinks that the war on drugs is pointless failure just wait until they see the war on video games.
 
2012-12-19 10:52:55 AM

nukeim: HindiDiscoMonster: You can always destroy your data the way the govt does... sand your hdd platters till all of the magnetic material is dust.
 
/Had a roommate that was assigned that duty in the Navy

We just tossed them over the side if the water was over so many fathoms deep. Well...That...Or take them home and sell them on fleabay.ru.



my roommate brought home what must have been 8 - 10 inch platters... biggest hdd platters i had ever seen...
 
2012-12-19 11:22:54 AM
 If the authorities ever had to peruse my internet history, they wouldn't know WHAT the fark to make of it.
 
 I search for a lot of weird stuff.
 
2012-12-19 12:13:38 PM
Meanwhile, if you email an HR ninny on Facebook inquiring about opportunities at her company or firm, good luck getting a response. She will, of course, be doing the Valjean-at-last-we-see-each-other-plain thing on other peoples' FB pages (without telling them she's snooping on them).
 
2012-12-19 01:07:41 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Meanwhile, if you email an HR ninny on Facebook inquiring about opportunities at her company or firm, good luck getting a response. She will, of course, be doing the Valjean-at-last-we-see-each-other-plain thing on other peoples' FB pages (without telling them she's snooping on them).


Oh gawddammit. Now I have to go listen to it...

/No earworm like a Broadway earworm.
//Monsieur, le mayor, you'll wear a different chain.
 
2012-12-19 01:13:40 PM
Companies are not requiring facebook accounts. I believe its unofficially part of there background search. They have two canidiates one is off the grid the other is a cat loving, food posting guy. Who do you think they will feel more confortable going with?
 
2012-12-19 01:19:45 PM

MtnByker: Companies are not requiring facebook accounts. I believe its unofficially part of there background search. They have two canidiates one is off the grid the other is a cat loving, food posting guy. Who do you think they will feel more confortable going with?


Hey, I'm active over on SkinHedz-Я-Us...doesn't that count?
 
2012-12-19 01:57:07 PM
He removed the hard drive from his computer and smashed it with either a hammer or screwdriver.

Really? You think he "smashed" a hard drive with a screwdriver?
 
2012-12-19 02:15:18 PM

doczoidberg:  If the authorities ever had to peruse my internet history, they wouldn't know WHAT the fark to make of it.
 
 I search for a lot of weird stuff.


If the authorities had to peruse my internet history, they would be like, DAYUM, that's a lot of porn.
 
2012-12-19 02:17:41 PM

debug: He removed the hard drive from his computer and smashed it with either a hammer or screwdriver.

Really? You think he "smashed" a hard drive with a screwdriver?


www.guinnessworldrecords.com
Maybe? 

Personally, I'd rather use a hydraulic press, but you use what you can get a hold of.
 
2012-12-19 02:46:29 PM
He probably used a hammer to pound the screwdriver head down through the hard drive (and thus through the platters).
 
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