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(AZCentral)   Beauty queen with unnaturally firm breasts, straightened teeth, fake eyelashes, and an artificially-whitened smile gets in trouble for saying the Miss USA contest isn't completely honest   (azcentral.com ) divider line
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18951 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2012 at 4:41 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-19 05:21:42 AM  
2 votes:
ftfa : she objected to the pageant's decision to allow transgender contestants

who the fark would not objectr to this ? take your lady boy ass to thailand our MISS USA contest should be female only. what the fark ?
2012-12-19 09:20:22 AM  
1 vote:
I gotta agree with Tits McGee.
When the Hooter girls bikini contest produces women who are wayyyyyyyy hotter than the Miss USA pageant, you know the frigging contest is rigged.
When you allow someone who is not female to enter your contest to be politically correct, your pageant is rigged.

That they got some crooked assed judge to agree with some legal technicality don't mean doodly squat to the reality of the situation.
2012-12-19 08:45:22 AM  
1 vote:

The Muthaship: "Scholarship"....rolls eyes.



Even though that is a different pageant, there are at least a few contestants that are intelligent.  I lived by a former Miss Kentucky and went to college with a former Miss Oklahoma who went on to be a mechanical engineer.  So I know that there are at least a few out there.
2012-12-19 08:21:48 AM  
1 vote:
I've met Ms. Monnin in person many years ago. Yes, she's had work done, but the drastic stuff was on her body, not her face. Facially, in person, she's pretty stunning, in my opinion. I'm not saying she should have been in the top five or anything, but there's no question in person that she's a beauty queen.

More importantly, she's actually a really nice person. She's not a crazy party girl - she's reserved, quiet, likes to read. Her parents are well off but I doubt they're going to fork over $5 million... hopefully she can appeal the ruling with someone who's not an arbitrator, or declare bankruptcy. I still kinda believe her, actually - Trump used to have a clause in the rules that he could put anyone in the top 15 that he wanted and it quietly disappeared a few years ago. I'd bet it really didn't disappear.
2012-12-19 07:26:37 AM  
1 vote:
So once again the question arises: Are beauty contests purely about aesthetics or are they genetic screening?

Because if it's just about presenting the right package, then anyone or anything that can compete should be allowed. And the winner could have all the work done necessary to achieve the ideal of beauty and grace that the title demands, regardless of whether the start was a hottie that needed just a bit of lip gloss or a buck-toothed lardo with a horse face that got chopped or a man who had a woman trapped inside and had a full re-sculpt done and hormone treatments or a team of MIT geeks build the perfect robotic woman who can stroll across a stage in a gown or swimsuit, flash a dazzling smile, purr out safe, bland answers to questions and twirl a flaming baton while doing the splits.

If it's about genetics, then NO physical modifications should be allowed. IQ and coordination tests should be the focus of the question and answer and talent portions, and as was done in the early days, exacting measurements should be taken, including full pedigree back at least four generations, medical history, DNA analysis and psychological profile. Also, no drugs or cosmetics or structured garments -- in fact, no garments at all -- should be allowed. And then the winner should be given extensive training to fulfil her potential before being installed in an important and valuable job that best utilizes her aptitudes while being used for breeding, or at least having stem cells and an ovum or three harvested for archiving.
2012-12-19 05:50:27 AM  
1 vote:

Mimic_Octopus: ftfa : she objected to the pageant's decision to allow transgender contestants

who the fark would not objectr to this ? take your lady boy ass to thailand our MISS USA contest should be female only. what the fark ?


I think the idea is that after the surgery, the former he is, by most accounts, a woman. She has the right equipment. She doesn't have the wrong equipment. And in her head, she's always been a girl anyway. As expressed in the headline, everything about these contestants is fake anyway; this really isn't that big of stretch.
2012-12-19 05:50:11 AM  
1 vote:
God-is-a-Taco:Mimic_Octopus: ftfa : she objected to the pageant's decision to allow transgender contestants

who the fark would not objectr to this ? take your lady boy ass to thailand our MISS USA contest should be female only. what the fark ?

From what the internet has shown me, they'd rather not have the competition and then lose.


well, i dont really care if the contestants like it but as potential customers any self respecting contemporary male doenst even watch this shiat with what we can get on the inernet, but, if we were to, we demand pure blooded females. teh deviants know where they can look for imposters
2012-12-19 05:37:02 AM  
1 vote:

Mimic_Octopus: who the fark would not objectr to this ? take your lady boy ass to thailand our MISS USA contest should be female only. what the fark ?

2012-12-19 05:20:08 AM  
1 vote:
Is she swinging about 8 inches of meat hose? Some of the hottest women I've ever seen are all after-market parts.
2012-12-19 05:06:28 AM  
1 vote:
she's probably right that it was fixed... she just should have been more clever and gotten them to pay her to shut up, rather than this insane result---that a single person somehow owes five million dollars to this ridiculous organization.
2012-12-19 04:52:33 AM  
1 vote:

alienated: Good. 5 millon dollars good. Karma is a cruel being : ) , which is nice.
fta "she objected to the pageant's decision to allow transgender contestants "
 
haha jpeg


Men shouldn't be allowed to participate in a contest that starts with "Miss".
2012-12-19 02:32:59 AM  
1 vote:
Good. 5 millon dollars good. Karma is a cruel being : ) , which is nice.
fta "she objected to the pageant's decision to allow transgender contestants "
 
haha jpeg
2012-12-19 12:43:58 AM  
1 vote:
 Who farted, ya'll?
 
/look, someone was going to say it
2012-12-18 11:56:34 PM  
1 vote:
Beauty queens ain't what they used to be.
 
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