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(C|Net)   Scientists: "We can explain Rudolph's red reindeer nose". Children: "This is why we want to grow up to be gangsta rappers"   ( divider line
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2012-12-19 08:27:30 AM  
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Since we're talking about the Dutch, it's kind of funny how certain figures of speech don't necessarily spread evenly. I grew up in Hawaii, and then move to the mainland when I was in high school. I remember one of my first dates, the girl suggested we go "Dutch". Let's just say meeting her dad at the front door was an awkward time to find out going "Dutch" didn't mean going "panstless".
2012-12-19 03:22:41 AM  
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Pretty sure both Rudolph and Santa were high on super mario mushrooms: Santa followed the red nosed reindeer to drink its pee and get high
2012-12-19 03:16:11 AM  
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It's a tumor.
2012-12-19 03:16:01 AM  
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Is it pixie dust? No, it's a tumor. Is it a magical Christmas tumor?

2012-12-19 01:46:31 AM  
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Sure, but can they explain how he flies?
2012-12-18 08:37:01 PM  
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Because guns are cool
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