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(C|Net)   Scientists: "We can explain Rudolph's red reindeer nose". Children: "This is why we want to grow up to be gangsta rappers"   ( divider line
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2012-12-19 08:56:25 AM  
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Rudolph was an idiot. If I had been rejected by the other reindeer, Santa and the elves and then they asked for help. Fark you would be my response
2012-12-19 03:32:32 AM  
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On Donner! On Bleesen! On Chuy! On Tavo! C'mon Beto!
2012-12-19 03:28:06 AM  
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fusillade762: Sure, but can they explain how he flies?

Look, if you already KNOW that I know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen, why do you have any doubt that I recall the most famous reindeer of all?
2012-12-19 03:22:41 AM  
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Pretty sure both Rudolph and Santa were high on super mario mushrooms: Santa followed the red nosed reindeer to drink its pee and get high
2012-12-19 03:19:50 AM  
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and I thought I had to much time on my hands...
2012-12-19 03:09:17 AM  
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It's red because if it weren't red the whole story wouldn't farking work, idiots.
2012-12-19 02:30:14 AM  
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A collection of Dutch scientists contributed to a paper titled "Microcirculatory investigations of nasal mucosa in reindeer Rangifer tarandus (Mammalia, Artiodactyla, Cervidae): Rudolph's nose was overheated."

The Dutch.  Again with the fkn Dutch.
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