AverageAmericanGuy: It's red because if it weren't red the whole story wouldn't farking work, idiots.
SN1987a goes boom: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 259x194]
fusillade762: Sure, but can they explain how he flies?
Lionel Mandrake: A collection of Dutch scientists contributed to a paper titled "Microcirculatory investigations of nasal mucosa in reindeer Rangifer tarandus (Mammalia, Artiodactyla, Cervidae): Rudolph's nose was overheated." The Dutch. Again with the fkn Dutch.
LDM90: On Donner! On Bleesen! On Chuy! On Tavo! C'mon Beto!
Abacus9: fusillade762: Sure, but can they explain how he flies?
Ed Grubermann: Because Rudolph is a dinosaur.
Skleenar: Ed Grubermann: Because Rudolph is a dinosaur.Laugh at creationists all you want, but Rudolph was created by a department store, so I think that throws a little curve ball into your evolutionism brainwashing, bucko.
Ayn Rand's Social Worker: fusillade762: Sure, but can they explain how he flies?[blog.joerogan.net image 512x384]I can.
cretinbob: Because guns are cool
stalkenwalken: Splain that.
utah dude: do scientists ever get ANYTHING right? his red nose is clearly the result of anthropogenic carbon emissions. my friend gore will back me up on this shiz. he's pretty smart, with that whole internet and all./phd scientist, engineer, or something//hates scientists///and academics////slashy
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