FARK.com: (7493026) New species of spider builds decoys to confuse predators, is only 5 mm long, still needs to be killed with fire

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		New species of spider builds decoys to confuse predators, is only 5 mm long, still needs to be killed with fire (theverge.com)		10
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nmrsnr		2012-12-18 09:57:41 PM

3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: [cdn0.sbnation.com image 640x480]
First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a spider, then it's the shiattiest spider I've ever seen.

I think it's pretty good, given that it was drawn by a farking spider. I'd like to you do better using only your bodily secretions.

cefm		2012-12-19 11:01:26 AM

2 votes:

FTA: "This spider isn't a legitimate species just yet, but the one behind you probably is."

You clever bastard! Well done sir!

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thecpt		2012-12-19 08:57:34 AM

2 votes:

PreMortem: I mock creationists, but sometimes shiat like this makes me go WTF.

The decoy has 8 legs FFS.

Spiders as a whole make me say WTF EVOLUTION? At what farking point did one species say "I can easily be more survivable if I get a shiat ton of eyes, shiat out building material, eat my own young cause I'M HUNGRY DAMNIT, oh and also I should inject my prey with something that DISSOLVES it for me because chewing is WAY TOO MUCH WORK after I've used my ejaculated building material to make an intricate structure that Novelists can use to describe their future stories due to its complexity. Also, fark it, who doesn't love building trap doors! And now I can use my ass glue to make something that scares off everything else because I want to be left the fark alone.

My two cents. Of course I believe in evolution. No one thing, no matter how all knowing it is, could possibly conceive something that horrific. If it was created for a video game every nerd would be hitting the message boards screaming "OP" until it was nerfed.

nmrsnr		2012-12-18 08:23:45 PM

2 votes:

This spider has learned how not to be seen.

nmrsnr		2012-12-19 12:06:51 PM

1 votes:

One Bad Apple: nmrsnr: AverageAmericanGuy: [cdn0.sbnation.com image 640x480]
First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a spider, then it's the shiattiest spider I've ever seen.

I think it's pretty good, given that it was drawn by a farking spider. I'd like to you do better using only your bodily secretions.

YGM

And they say Fark isn't my own personal erotica site.

orezona		2012-12-19 08:51:17 AM

1 votes:

SPIDER THREAD!

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solokumba		2012-12-19 08:25:48 AM

1 votes:

Sybarite		2012-12-19 07:34:05 AM

1 votes:

nmrsnr: AverageAmericanGuy: [cdn0.sbnation.com image 640x480]
First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a spider, then it's the shiattiest spider I've ever seen.

I think it's pretty good, given that it was drawn by a farking spider. I'd like to you do better using only your bodily secretions.

I know when I Spider-Man a chick it usually doesn't have that kind of symmetry.