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(Omaha World Herald)   When I can't get my kids out of school I set fire to my semi and start ramming barns with tractors too. Who doesn't?   (omaha.com) divider line 31
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2012-12-18 08:42:17 PM  
Should have used a gun.
Private Xtian school too. Nice.
 
2012-12-18 08:42:24 PM  
I can't wait for GTA V.
 
2012-12-18 09:06:02 PM  
Sounds like this guy's got issues. Custody issues.
 
2012-12-18 09:11:32 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Sounds like this guy's got issues. Custody issues.



That's what I was thinking too. School staff were probably told not to let him take the kids.
 
2012-12-18 09:21:32 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Sounds like this guy's got issues. Custody issues.


Yep. My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-12-18 09:23:39 PM  
Now, when you're talking about the guy setting fire to his "semi", you're talking about him igniting the ol' groinal chub, right?  It's not nearly as interesting otherwise.
 
2012-12-18 09:26:06 PM  
Getting angry is a natural reaction, but this guy seems to have gone a bit
 
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2012-12-18 11:01:59 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Getting angry is a natural reaction, but this guy seems to have gone a bit
 
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You're right, maybe he should have put it into
 
 
www.moviegoods.com
 
2012-12-18 11:50:11 PM  
cant wait to hear this tards story
 
"I was worried and I panicked. Then I got upset. derp derp derp"
 
2012-12-19 02:28:44 AM  

duffblue: AverageAmericanGuy: Getting angry is a natural reaction, but this guy seems to have gone a bit
 
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You're right, maybe he should have put it into
 
 
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I wonder if the cop shouted,
 
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Wait...
 
2012-12-19 06:43:56 AM  
When tractors are outlawed, only outlaws will have tractors.
 
2012-12-19 06:45:53 AM  
Ramming bams?
 
2012-12-19 06:52:56 AM  
<img src="images.intomobile.com
 
2012-12-19 07:21:46 AM  
Heh heh "semi"
 
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2012-12-19 07:46:37 AM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7493021/81378567#c81378567" target="_blank">cretinbob</a>:</b> <i>Should have used a gun.
Private Xtian school too. Nice.</i>

What? Jumped up onto a moving tractor with a Tazer in one hand?

I guess he could have held it in his teeth like a pirate, then he could have both hands free.
 
2012-12-19 08:03:24 AM  
Well, these actions should help him in his custody hearings for his daughter.
 
2012-12-19 08:09:57 AM  
I...really want to hear what possible train, or tractor, of logic he thought this was somehow going to help.
 
2012-12-19 08:14:58 AM  
Pretty good, but no one will ever top the killdozer guy for insane destructive breakdowns.

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-19 08:33:46 AM  
I can't imagine why any woman would want to divorce that charmer.
 
2012-12-19 08:37:23 AM  

Wayne 985: duffblue: AverageAmericanGuy: Getting angry is a natural reaction, but this guy seems to have gone a bit
 
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You're right, maybe he should have put it into
 
 
[www.moviegoods.com image 580x829]
 
I wonder if the cop shouted,
 
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Wait...


Looks like he'll be spending some time in
i43.tower.com

\this is fun
 
2012-12-19 08:39:04 AM  

r0cj07p: Wayne 985: duffblue: AverageAmericanGuy: Getting angry is a natural reaction, but this guy seems to have gone a bit
 
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 255x307]
 
 
 
You're right, maybe he should have put it into
 
 
[www.moviegoods.com image 580x829]
 
I wonder if the cop shouted,
 
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x326]
 
Wait...

Looks like he'll be spending some time in
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\this is fun


Quick! Call the
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/I could do this all day
 
2012-12-19 08:47:09 AM  
I just tend to set garbage cans on fire before zipping off on a skateboard with a Norwegian Forest Cat totally chillin' in a papoose strapped to my chest while we're both dressed entirely in black. No one will notice you if you do that!
 
/yeah, I dress my cat. Now shaddup.
//judges actually have a hard time not laughing when I show up in court - if I'm caught
 
2012-12-19 08:49:11 AM  
Way to demonstrate that your wife was absolutely right to seek that protection order. I'll lay odds there are a series of incident reports involving Mr. Temper Tantrum and his family.
 
2012-12-19 08:58:19 AM  
i227.photobucket.com
here comes trouble indeed
 
2012-12-19 09:02:14 AM  
At least the school got to practice their new lockdown procedure.

We have a bit of bureaucratic conundrum at the school where I work. Schools are now supposed to have a lockdown plan in place, including having teachers huddle the children into their classrooms and locking the doors. A few years ago, the fire marshal made us remove all of the locks from our classroom doors. The department of education is saying we have to be able to lock our classrooms, the fire marshal says if we have locks on the doors he'll shut us down. It will be interesting to see who wins.
 
2012-12-19 09:16:35 AM  

Ed Finnerty: I can't wait for GTA V.


If video games can be art, this guy is a performance artist

/my brain is still full of fark, so confusing
 
2012-12-19 09:21:46 AM  

ManOfTeal: r0cj07p: Wayne 985: duffblue: AverageAmericanGuy: Getting angry is a natural reaction, but this guy seems to have gone a bit
 
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 255x307]
 
 
 
You're right, maybe he should have put it into
 
 
[www.moviegoods.com image 580x829]
 
I wonder if the cop shouted,
 
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x326]
 
Wait...

Looks like he'll be spending some time in
[i43.tower.com image 200x286]

\this is fun

Quick! Call the
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/I could do this all day


Sounds like his life up to this point has been a little
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-19 09:31:53 AM  

mod3072: At least the school got to practice their new lockdown procedure.

We have a bit of bureaucratic conundrum at the school where I work. Schools are now supposed to have a lockdown plan in place, including having teachers huddle the children into their classrooms and locking the doors. A few years ago, the fire marshal made us remove all of the locks from our classroom doors. The department of education is saying we have to be able to lock our classrooms, the fire marshal says if we have locks on the doors he'll shut us down. It will be interesting to see who wins.


Now would be the time for the school district to make that dispute public, with people's attention focused on why locks are good. I have a feeling public pressure to have lockable doors will force the fire marshal to change his stance, lest he be made responsible for any future problems. The problem, of course, is that it does mean announcing to any crazies out there that you don't have locks right now. Hmm.
 
2012-12-19 09:49:43 AM  
If he was picking up his kids for the sole purpose of spending time with them, then fine. However, that is not likely. The one thing he did that does makes sense is the burning the truck. Everything else he did, I agree lock him up.

Burning the truck makes sense to me because (if he is an owner-op) he would most likely be forced to sell the rig as a joint asset to be split with his wife. It happened to a guy I know. After he sold his rig, her lawyer tried going after him for spouse support based on what he made trucking. The idiot didn't realize she made the guy unemployed. She told him 'You could drive for a local company'. He now works a low income job which left them having to reduce the child support.
 
2012-12-19 01:34:58 PM  
I can't imagine why this guy isn't allowed to see his kids
 
2012-12-19 07:50:43 PM  
I'm sure this will convince the judge that he is a perfectly loving and sane family man.
 
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