CruiserTwelve: Heh. Plastic TinkerToys.
CruiserTwelve: Heh. Plastic TinkerToys. Next thing you know they'll have plastic Lincoln Logs.
lethological_lassie: Anyone care to de-slidify for those of us on our phones?I didn't see the option on the site itself.
ArkAngel: SpirographDo I detect a slowing of gang activity?
vudukungfu: I'm getting the neighbor's tyke a pintacuda
brap: Bring back, Dressy Bessy and Dapper Dan!
Fart_Machine: [www.wineonthekeyboard.com image 475x317]No love for this?
MrEricSir: I'm glad they finally found a way to make Furby even creepier.
calbert: oh ffs: [25.media.tumblr.com image 397x450]
Fart_Machine: [magneticwheelieyoyothing.jpg]No love for this?
AverageAmericanGuy: My mom sent my kid a Furby for Christmas. I'm pretty sure it's left over stock from 1999.
Fano: calbert: oh ffs: [25.media.tumblr.com image 397x450]Lego for simpletons?
7th Son of a 7th Son: I had a big wheel back in 1982. So much farking fun.
gweilo8888: Man, there wasn't a single thing on that list that wasn't shiat. I mean... Big Wheel? Really??Bring back the Green Machine![img694.imageshack.us image 640x420]
JonZoidberg: I saw it the other day at Walmart. I guess it's back.
RogermcAllen: I loved My Buddy until I threw up on him and my mom threw him away : (
freetomato: I hate Cabbage Patch Kids. They got me in trouble with my mom! I snuck and got a tattoo of a bouquet of pansies when I was 17. I wanted it right below my tan line, on my rear hip/butt area...it ended up being smack in the middle of my butt cheek (yes, I am a pansy ass - thanks Sailor Moses). My mom didn't know. My 2 year old niece busted into the bathroom as I was about to shower and asked "Aunt Kimmy, what is that?" I told her "a birthmark" and hustled her out the door. A couple months later, her 3rd birthday party, she gets a Cabbage Patch doll. Strips her clothes off and yells "my dolly has a tattoo just like Aunt Kimmy!" (They have a stamp on their asses). Vinyl record screech - mom, dad, aunts, uncles, and dozens of others do the drama hedgehog thing in my direction. Busted. I guess there are worse ways - my mom was less pissed given my embarrassment than she'd been if she'd found out any other way.
flamingboar: I wish there were big wheels for adults.
Ivo Shandor: I think my old spirograph is still somewhere in mom's proverbial basement.
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