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2012-12-18 08:26:55 PM
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2012-12-18 08:30:09 PM
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2012-12-18 08:33:48 PM
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Nah, they're from France.
 
2012-12-18 08:45:55 PM
Kif Kroker had a time machine?
 
2012-12-18 08:53:40 PM
Seems legit.
 
2012-12-18 08:55:32 PM
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2012-12-18 09:13:13 PM
I hope the report's attempted causal effect of cranial binding and death is due to the reporter's misunderstanding. Young males were a lot more likely to die from trauma or disease than brain squeeze. Any biological anthropologist/archeologist should know that.
 
2012-12-18 09:17:17 PM
Wowee, I've never seen it so pronounced as the top photo.
 
The eye sockets even look completely jacked. 
 
2012-12-18 09:32:03 PM
Any particular reason they had to give the kid undergoing the procedure a goofy look on its face?
 
2012-12-18 10:00:32 PM
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2012-12-18 10:04:58 PM
Is it the late 1970's again? Are going to dig out all the crystal skulls too?
 
2012-12-18 10:05:33 PM
They must have narfled the Garthok.
 
2012-12-18 10:08:44 PM
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Hurm....
 
2012-12-18 10:09:37 PM
Looks alien except for the whole human looking teeth and facial bones thing......
 
2012-12-18 10:11:10 PM
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2012-12-18 10:12:38 PM
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2012-12-18 10:14:26 PM
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What, me worry?
 
2012-12-18 10:21:21 PM

DanZero:


Apparently, crazy hair alien guy owns his own dispensary. Me thinks that I might have a clue where all this alien talk is coming from.

/ but, I could be wrong
 
2012-12-18 10:22:06 PM
Well, that's it. I'm totally convinced. Nothing could possibly explain that.
 
2012-12-18 10:23:35 PM

MisterLoki: [i.chzbgr.com image 492x536]


Woah...she's hot. You got the original?
 
2012-12-18 10:26:14 PM
Peruvian plains are full of these skulls:
Just ask Brian Foerster
 
2012-12-18 10:30:50 PM

diaphoresis:


He's just waiting for Mr. Morden
 
2012-12-18 10:31:33 PM

RatMaster999: MisterLoki: [i.chzbgr.com image 492x536]

Woah...she's hot. You got the original?



www.holdinoutforahero.org
 
2012-12-18 10:34:59 PM
aliens coming for our JERBS!

dead ones at that
 
2012-12-18 10:38:11 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 550x271]


diaphoresis: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 553x395][2.bp.blogspot.com image 540x330]


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I'M NOT SAYING I LOVE THIS THREAD
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BUT THAT'S TWO GIORGIO TSOUKALOS JOKES NEVER BEFORE SEEN BY THE EYES OF MAN
 
2012-12-18 10:41:28 PM
Well that settles it. I am gonna make a shiat ton of mashed potatoes
 
2012-12-18 11:10:35 PM
ouch.
 
2012-12-18 11:12:15 PM
Read "Aztec" by Gary Jennings if you want a good, juicy, pretty historically accurate read. Full of sex, gore, drugs and violence. The protaganist travels all over Mexico and into Central America and encounters the head-binders at one point.  They are far from the freakiest thing in the book.  1000+ pages and I loved every one of them. 
 
2012-12-18 11:17:19 PM

freetomato: Read "Aztec" by Gary Jennings if you want a good, juicy, pretty historically accurate read. Full of sex, gore, drugs and violence. The protaganist travels all over Mexico and into Central America and encounters the head-binders at one point.  They are far from the freakiest thing in the book.  1000+ pages and I loved every one of them.


I discovered that book when I was 13 or so

*fap fap fap fap*

the one on marco polo was pretty good too
 
2012-12-18 11:25:43 PM

Omahawg: freetomato: Read "Aztec" by Gary Jennings if you want a good, juicy, pretty historically accurate read. Full of sex, gore, drugs and violence. The protaganist travels all over Mexico and into Central America and encounters the head-binders at one point.  They are far from the freakiest thing in the book.  1000+ pages and I loved every one of them.

 
I discovered that book when I was 13 or so
 
*fap fap fap fap*
 
the one on marco polo was pretty good too
 
 
 
He wrote another about a hermaphrodite Viking (Raptor) and a Civil-war era circus troupe (Spangle), but "Aztec" and "The Journeyer" were the bomb.  I read that he actually researched those books for years before writing them to ensure historical accuracy. 
 
Don't mean to threadjack but damn, that was a good book.  And dirty, in a historically believable way, too.
 
2012-12-18 11:30:49 PM
but you're an idiot, subby?
 
2012-12-18 11:31:37 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [img.izismile.com image 500x553]


the governor of florida is an alien? it would explain a lot...
 
2012-12-18 11:34:18 PM
It's the Ebonite Interrogator.
 
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2012-12-18 11:38:41 PM
I forsee the next performance enhancing controversy in cycling

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2012-12-18 11:45:37 PM
I love this. I love when they find awesome skulls and weird bones. It's so fascinating.
 
2012-12-18 11:54:27 PM

10up: RatMaster999: MisterLoki: [i.chzbgr.com image 492x536]

Woah...she's hot. You got the original?


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Awesome! Thanks!
 
2012-12-18 11:54:55 PM
I saw it mentioned in the article, but what sort of "dental mutilation" are we talking about? Didn't know what to look for in the skulls.
 
2012-12-19 12:01:13 AM
Meh, they had skull binding, we have starfish tats.

www.google.ca

In fact, maybe they had starfish tats. There's not much evidence one way or the other, but body modding remains the second oldest profession.
 
2012-12-19 12:01:42 AM
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It's interesting to see this peculiar tradition in various ancient cultures the world over...
 
2012-12-19 12:07:07 AM

blacksharpiemarker: It's interesting to see this peculiar tradition in various ancient cultures the world over...


Yeah...between the elongated skull-shaping, the depictions of "ancient astronauts," and the artistic representation of the DNA double-helix by "primitive" peoples in various parts of the world, there definitely seems to be a bit of weight to the idea that a VERY long time ago, we were visited by an advanced species. I'm sure to someone who has yet to invent the engine, a ship coming out of the sky would have you looking up to a group of visitors and wanting to replicate them as much as possible.
 
2012-12-19 12:11:29 AM
Lemme guess...

They found the burial site of a "skull-binding" peoples...?
 
2012-12-19 12:24:53 AM

SubBass49: blacksharpiemarker: It's interesting to see this peculiar tradition in various ancient cultures the world over...

Yeah...between the elongated skull-shaping, the depictions of "ancient astronauts," and the artistic representation of the DNA double-helix by "primitive" peoples in various parts of the world, there definitely seems to be a bit of weight to the idea that a VERY long time ago, we were visited by an advanced species. I'm sure to someone who has yet to invent the engine, a ship coming out of the sky would have you looking up to a group of visitors and wanting to replicate them as much as possible.


It does seem plausible doesn't it.
 
2012-12-19 01:19:52 AM

SubBass49: blacksharpiemarker: It's interesting to see this peculiar tradition in various ancient cultures the world over...

Yeah...between the elongated skull-shaping, the depictions of "ancient astronauts," and the artistic representation of the DNA double-helix by "primitive" peoples in various parts of the world, there definitely seems to be a bit of weight to the idea that a VERY long time ago, we were visited by an advanced species. I'm sure to someone who has yet to invent the engine, a ship coming out of the sky would have you looking up to a group of visitors and wanting to replicate them as much as possible.

So how come it took so long to invent Oreos?
 
2012-12-19 01:28:17 AM

SubBass49: I'm sure to someone who has yet to invent the engine, a ship coming out of the sky would have you looking up to a group of visitors and wanting to replicate them as much as possible.


I'm sure the alien visitors were impressed as heck with all the head binding and human sacrifice.
 
2012-12-19 01:29:42 AM

Linkster: SubBass49: blacksharpiemarker: It's interesting to see this peculiar tradition in various ancient cultures the world over...

Yeah...between the elongated skull-shaping, the depictions of "ancient astronauts," and the artistic representation of the DNA double-helix by "primitive" peoples in various parts of the world, there definitely seems to be a bit of weight to the idea that a VERY long time ago, we were visited by an advanced species. I'm sure to someone who has yet to invent the engine, a ship coming out of the sky would have you looking up to a group of visitors and wanting to replicate them as much as possible.

It does seem plausible doesn't it.


Not really, no.
 
2012-12-19 02:35:23 AM
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Depends on who your God is, kid
 
2012-12-19 02:59:25 AM

Smackledorfer: Linkster: SubBass49: blacksharpiemarker: It's interesting to see this peculiar tradition in various ancient cultures the world over...

Yeah...between the elongated skull-shaping, the depictions of "ancient astronauts," and the artistic representation of the DNA double-helix by "primitive" peoples in various parts of the world, there definitely seems to be a bit of weight to the idea that a VERY long time ago, we were visited by an advanced species. I'm sure to someone who has yet to invent the engine, a ship coming out of the sky would have you looking up to a group of visitors and wanting to replicate them as much as possible.

It does seem plausible doesn't it.

Not really, no.



It does if you make sure you know absolutely nothing about the artistic progression of ancient people, and then decide that humans are incapable of creating anything that they haven't previously seen before.
 
(In other words, not really, no.)
 
2012-12-19 03:04:24 AM

InternetSecurityGuard: It's the Ebonite Interrogator.


Well, it sure in the hell isn't a Zanti misfit.
 
2012-12-19 03:18:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Any particular reason they had to give the kid undergoing the procedure a goofy look on its face?


Have you not seen Mayan descendants? They all have goofy looking faces.
 
2012-12-19 03:55:05 AM
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