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(   The Mayans were really considerate when they scheduled the end of the world to happen on a Friday because it's going to mean big business for bars across the country   ( divider line
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3001 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2012 at 9:41 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-18 10:22:48 PM  
2 votes:
Meanwhile in China ....

A search for "doomsday" on Taobao returns listings for more than 4,500 items. A few, such as wellington boots, are practical but most are items that have been put on "Special Doomsday Sale" and touted as seasonal bargains. They include face moisturiser for when the Earth is consumed in fire, and a ten-for-the-price-of-eight deal on Yangcheng Lake crabs for those who want to splash out on their last meals.
2012-12-18 10:09:48 PM  
2 votes:

Normally I'd go bar crawling, but the weathers going to suck.
2012-12-18 09:56:29 PM  
2 votes:

RoyHobbs22: this apocalypse is brought to you by Diageo.
Can you say, "Quetzalcoatl's Wrath"?
2012-12-18 09:55:44 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-19 01:32:07 AM  
1 vote:

Solid Muldoon: Valiente: aoktrouble: We are having the neighbors over for an end-of-the-world taco party. YAY

So extra spices and/or group sex? Can't decide if metaphor or not.

Mexican food and orgies do NOT go together!

Why not? Everybody loves cumin.
2012-12-18 11:03:50 PM  
1 vote:

Rude Turnip: I'm getting married on the 21st. No, we are not doing any lame "end of the world" stuff.

I beg to differ...
2012-12-18 10:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
Mayan 1: Hey! This tequila is ready... you want some?
Mayan 2: I gotta finish this calendar first
Mayan 1: You sure? It's really good
Mayan 2: Aw the hell with it... I guess if I don't finish this it won't be the end of the world
2012-12-18 10:30:46 PM  
1 vote:
I will be out hunting because the pussy is going to be WAY more openly accessible.
2012-12-18 10:00:25 PM  
1 vote:
/2nd to last but who's counting?
2012-12-18 09:59:38 PM  
1 vote:
Arthur Dent and his pint while Ford has several?
2012-12-18 09:48:48 PM  
1 vote:
Going to this. Gonna be fun. Trip the day, party at night.
2012-12-18 09:46:31 PM  
1 vote:
this apocalypse is brought to you by Diageo.
2012-12-18 08:48:50 PM  
1 vote:
"Oblivion lager's on me, mates!"
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