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(WXYZ Detroit)   Utah student takes NRA's advice and everyone's in a tizzy   (wxyz.com) divider line 26
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2012-12-18 05:21:54 PM
6 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: The more guns in schools, the less likely someone will be injured or killed by one.


Well, that's just common sense.
2012-12-18 06:39:41 PM
4 votes:
Is this boy not a citizen?

What I want to know is, why don't we follow the constitution? The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Arms, not firearms. So bazookas and hand grenades and mortars and artillery.

And the constitution does not say "except in these cases." It says shall not be infringed.

If this kid wants to take a pistol to school, that's his constitutional right. If I want to take a bazooka onto a plane, that's my right. It's right there in the constitution. No exceptions listed.

I'm sick of the weaselly NRA talking about limited rights when we have the right to carry arms without restriction. I can carry grenades into a church. I can carry mines into Congress. I can mount a 50 caliber machine gun on my car. Let freedom ring.

Why are we denied our obvious, plainly-stated constitutional rights?
2012-12-18 05:21:04 PM
4 votes:
The more guns in schools, the less likely someone will be injured or killed by one.
2012-12-18 06:43:57 PM
2 votes:

RoxtarRyan: Sorry, the 2nd Amendment doesn't state that the you have to be of a certain age to carry a weapon.

STOP TAKING AWAY HIS RIGHTS


I tried using my first amendment rights against my Mother when I was twelve.
I'm not quite sure what happened next, but I woke up on the floor with a palm print on the side of my face...

/Apparently the kings rules are in effect till you're old enough to get a job.
/Farking tyrants.
2012-12-18 05:46:37 PM
2 votes:

Evil Mackerel: To be fair he could contact the NRA their facebook and twitter feeds are down.


In the before times, now lost to history, we had such mystical and wonderful technology.

dl.dropbox.com 

/Can you believe there was only one ringtone?
2012-12-18 05:35:50 PM
2 votes:
In Kearns?

I'd be surprised if the kids weren't armed.
2012-12-18 05:26:36 PM
2 votes:
There are kids in Kearns that don't bring guns to school?

Wait, what?

/Used to live by 6200 South and 5600 West
2012-12-18 10:07:29 PM
1 votes:

uttertosh: way south: uttertosh: diaphoresis: //Lots more money for mental health issues needed

But where should that money come from? The People?

We've been raising the debt ceiling to pay for stealth bombers and pork barrel projects.
Raise it a hair more and get this done.

So, not socialized medicine, then? Not your countrymen looking after thier own? MOAR DEBT. nice


I wasn't in favor of socialized medicine, but congress is powered by the magic flowing from our wallets so SURE, why not?!

/Ever notice that the federal government is kind of like a cheapskate father?
/He tells you there's no money in the budget to buy the name brand breakfast cereal, then gets himself a nice leather lay-z-boy and a mini fridge for his beer.
2012-12-18 07:21:43 PM
1 votes:
NRA is a group that protects the right to bear arms but most Farkers say they are evil because the founding fathers only meant things like muskets and knives.

And because weapons such as assault weapons didn't exist at the time, they shouldn't be covered by the 2nd Amendment and that all gun owners should be registered with the government.

Am I understanding this correctly?

If so, I'm all for it.

But then Facebook, Twitter, Fark etc. should hand over all social media registration because things like the internet shouldn't be covered under the 1st Amendment because it didn't exist when the Bill of Rights were drafted.

Freedom of Speech should only be protected by what you can shout out in the town square or write with a quill pen and parchment.
2012-12-18 06:51:17 PM
1 votes:

edgesrealm: Yes, because that's what we all should do: follow up a moment of great tragedy with moments of great stupidity, which then lead to more moments of great tragedy.

// Looks like this kid's Wheel of Morality stopped a long time ago.


Hey, it worked when we went into Afghanistan didn't it!
2012-12-18 06:36:57 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, the 2nd Amendment doesn't state that the you have to be of a certain age to carry a weapon.

STOP TAKING AWAY HIS RIGHTS
2012-12-18 06:36:12 PM
1 votes:

illannoyin: Link

Link


So you think that 11-year-old was mentally ill and couldn't get the help he needed because the ACLU is bad?
2012-12-18 06:23:41 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: The more guns in schools, the less likely someone will be injured or killed by one.


"The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."
2012-12-18 06:19:11 PM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Taking glee in another family's tragedy and mocking them on a bumper sticker? Classy.


Bumper stickers generally just kind of go for it.

Off topic, I saw one the other day that simply said "CITIZENS AGAINST DON HENLEY". I lol'd.
2012-12-18 06:18:48 PM
1 votes:
fyi,
for those of you that make fun of florida.
well, hate to break it to you
the rest of the world feels the same way about your entire country.
2012-12-18 06:13:48 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: I always keep a loaded gun under my pillow. For protection. 

I might have to shoot an intruder.


I actually saw a bumper sticker in Ann Arbor once that said "If guns are criminalized, only criminals will accidentally shoot their kids at 2am."

Taking glee in another family's tragedy and mocking them on a bumper sticker? Classy.
2012-12-18 06:11:06 PM
1 votes:

Rent Party: mittromneysdog: Lochsteppe: This may sound extreme, but if you can't guarantee that

Contrary to the bravado, it is actually impossible to guarantee kids won't get ahold of one of your guns. You can decrease the odds to pretty low. But you can't decrease them to zero.

Horseshiat. If you can't outsmart an 11 year old, don't own guns.


If you think you can decrease the odds of your child getting ahold of your weapon to zero, then I'd say there's a better chance than you imagine that you can't outsmart an 11 year old.
2012-12-18 06:01:49 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: The more guns in schools, the less likely someone will be injured or killed by one.


So what you are saying is when they were handing out brains, you were very polite and held the door for everyone instead. Thanks.

Subby: thanks for confirming my belief that any moron can get a submission green lit if they try hard enough
2012-12-18 05:46:56 PM
1 votes:

Sticky Hands: Sticky Hands: In Kearns?

I'd be surprised if the kids weren't armed.

meh I mixed up Kearns with Glendale.
Still.. Kearns ain't all the great either.


Kearns makes Glendale look like Deer Valley.
2012-12-18 05:45:37 PM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: powtard: We really need a Utard tag. There are nearly just as many stories about Utahns as there are Floridians anymore.

English, do you speak it?


Oh my heck! No, we don't speak English. We're in Utah.
2012-12-18 05:43:55 PM
1 votes:

powtard: We really need a Utard tag. There are nearly just as many stories about Utahns as there are Floridians anymore.


This!

We can make our 12-year-old nieces our Spiritual Wives better than any Floridian.

Those new Auto Body Shop Subsidy Darwin Award Flex Lanes on 5400 South in Kearns will also earn us a Fark tag. That's probably why the kid brought the gun to school. To save all the kids on his school bus in case the driver tried to drive on 5400 South.
2012-12-18 05:41:04 PM
1 votes:

Sticky Hands: In Kearns?

I'd be surprised if the kids weren't armed.


meh I mixed up Kearns with Glendale.
Still.. Kearns ain't all the great either.
2012-12-18 05:32:02 PM
1 votes:
Guns don't kill people, Eric Holder kills people.
2012-12-18 05:28:39 PM
1 votes:

vegasj: Didn't he see the "Gun Free Zone" signage?


Just more and more media pushed anti-gun "news"...

The liberal media will really try to push this agenda now won't they


Absolutely! They'll be comin' fer your guns aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany day now....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany day now.......

/Maybe in the 3rd term?
2012-12-18 05:27:33 PM
1 votes:
An armed elementary schoo

JesseL: What advice was that exactly subby?


An armed elementary school is a polite elementary school?
2012-12-18 05:24:09 PM
1 votes:

JesseL: The only thing they've said since Friday was:
"The NRA is made up of four million moms and dads, sons and daughters - and we were shocked, saddened and heartbroken by the news of the horrific and senseless murders in Newtown. Out of respect for the families, and as a matter of common de
cency, we have given time for mourning, prayer and a full investigation of the facts before commenting. The NRA is prepared to offer meaningful contributions to help make sure this never happens again."


Have they no decency?
 
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