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(Hollyscoop)   Lindsay Lohan decides to trash trailer after Scary Movie 5 producers refuse to give her a private jet. This will not be the last Lindsay Lohan headline to feature the words "trailer" and "trash"   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 75
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2012-12-18 03:42:50 PM  
We've all heard the stories about how Lindsay was desperately trying to get out of her Scary Movie 5 gig because she thought the script was making fun of her, which is why she missed her flight and contracted something called "walking pneumonia."

A spoof movie making fun of stuff? WTF has this world come to?!

Rage on Lindsay.
 
2012-12-18 04:03:35 PM  
Having grown up very close to where she did, I can tell you that you'd have a lot of trouble finding a trailer park there. That said, I can't really argue with the trash part.

At this point I see it more as a sad story of wasted potential than anything else.
 
2012-12-18 04:06:36 PM  
More like wasted titties.
 
2012-12-18 04:07:48 PM  

FreakinB: Having grown up very close to where she did, I can tell you that you'd have a lot of trouble finding a trailer park there. That said, I can't really argue with the trash part.


Lawn Guyland? My wife's from there too.
 
2012-12-18 04:16:24 PM  
Lindsay Lohan is a drunken coont. Normally I avoid the schadenfreude when it comes to celebrities with substance abuse issues, but with her....I'm actively rooting for someone to just beat the piss out of her. Some of her problems trace back to her parents, but at some point you have to be accountable for the shiat you do, and she just doesn't give a fark. You know you have a problem, you don't care what the problem does to other people, well.....I don't care how far up your ass my foot goes.
 
2012-12-18 04:17:50 PM  
I'm betting she'll go Amy Winehouse within a year
 
2012-12-18 04:28:26 PM  
While she was likely making up the fact that she had "walking pneumonia", the article's author seems to think it's not a real ailment.  It is, in fact, very real.  It's better known as "atypical pneumonia", but it's real.
 
Oh, and I second her going all Amy Winehouse within a year.
 
2012-12-18 04:28:36 PM  

ITGreen: FreakinB: Having grown up very close to where she did, I can tell you that you'd have a lot of trouble finding a trailer park there. That said, I can't really argue with the trash part.

Lawn Guyland? My wife's from there too.


I was more referring to her town specifically (I'm sure there are trailer parks somewhere on the island), but yeah.
 
2012-12-18 04:42:20 PM  
I third her going all Amy Winehouse Judy Garland within a year.
 
2012-12-18 04:50:07 PM  
I'm putting Lindsey into my 2013 dead pool.
 
2012-12-18 04:50:30 PM  

FreakinB: ITGreen: FreakinB: Having grown up very close to where she did, I can tell you that you'd have a lot of trouble finding a trailer park there. That said, I can't really argue with the trash part.

Lawn Guyland? My wife's from there too.

I was more referring to her town specifically (I'm sure there are trailer parks somewhere on the island), but yeah.


Yeah, I know the town and am referring to same. I assumed you were withholding it for privacy's sake.
 
2012-12-18 04:52:20 PM  

PreMortem: I third her going all Amy Winehouse Judy Garland within a year.



Judy Garland was more into things like suicide attempts to garner sympathy & attention.  She would take just enough pills, etc. to make her start to pass.  Her intent wasn't to kill herself, which is why she didn't make the attempts while alone. 
 
2012-12-18 04:55:26 PM  

L.D. Ablo: I'm putting Lindsey into my 2013 dead pool.


Why would you wish her on that adorable Ryan Reynolds?
 
2012-12-18 04:55:42 PM  

ITGreen: FreakinB: ITGreen: FreakinB: Having grown up very close to where she did, I can tell you that you'd have a lot of trouble finding a trailer park there. That said, I can't really argue with the trash part.

Lawn Guyland? My wife's from there too.

I was more referring to her town specifically (I'm sure there are trailer parks somewhere on the island), but yeah.

Yeah, I know the town and am referring to same. I assumed you were withholding it for privacy's sake.


Gotcha. I'm not from the same town as her but I'm very close.
 
2012-12-18 05:17:30 PM  

PreMortem: Judy Garland


2.bp.blogspot.comusers.deltacomm.com 

Garland at age 21 and Garland at age 43 Lohan is well on her way to Garlandvile. 

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2012-12-18 05:22:30 PM  
She is really giving off a heavy Dana Plato vibe, isn't she?
 
2012-12-18 05:57:51 PM  
I'd put my trash in her trailer, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-18 06:02:53 PM  

Ed Finnerty: I'd put my trash in her trailer, if you know what I mean.


buttf*cking. You mean buttf*cking, wherein you insert your penis into a butthole, thrusting until you ejaculate - either in the butthole itself or onto the back, hair or face of the butthole's owner.
 
2012-12-18 06:26:39 PM  
Her birthday isn't until July 2nd, so her eligibility for Club 27 is only for the second half of 2013. Think about that before you put her in your deadpool.
 
2012-12-18 06:27:40 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Ed Finnerty: I'd put my trash in her trailer, if you know what I mean.

buttf*cking. You mean buttf*cking, wherein you insert your penis into a butthole, thrusting until you ejaculate - either in the butthole itself or onto the back, hair or face of the butthole's owner.


Now we know what you mean.
 
2012-12-18 06:31:38 PM  

wildcardjack: Her birthday isn't until July 2nd, so her eligibility for Club 27 is only for the second half of 2013. Think about that before you put her in your deadpool.


Never mind that, I'm watching Arsenal's teamsheet. Every time Aaron Ramsey plays I've got TMZ on refresh.
 
2012-12-18 06:31:54 PM  

Revek: She is really giving off a heavy Dana Plato vibe, isn't she?


My friends, I watched every episode of Diff'rent Strokes with Dana Plato. I knew everything about Dana Plato. Dana Plato was a TV friend of mine. Lindsay Lohan, you're no Dana Plato.
 
2012-12-18 06:35:14 PM  

wildcardjack: Her birthday isn't until July 2nd, so her eligibility for Club 27 is only for the second half of 2013. Think about that before you put her in your deadpool.


Heh... she's a Cancer

/hey, wait a minute... so am I
 
2012-12-18 06:40:18 PM  

Diogenes: We've all heard the stories about how Lindsay was desperately trying to get out of her Scary Movie 5 gig because she thought the script was making fun of her, which is why she missed her flight and contracted something called "walking pneumonia."

A spoof movie making fun of stuff? WTF has this world come to?!

Rage on Lindsay.


To be fair Walking pneumonia is a real illness, I've had it when I was a kid and it sucks.

That said, she should be rotting away in a prison somewhere.
 
2012-12-18 06:44:49 PM  

sephjnr: wildcardjack: Her birthday isn't until July 2nd, so her eligibility for Club 27 is only for the second half of 2013. Think about that before you put her in your deadpool.

Never mind that, I'm watching Arsenal's teamsheet. Every time Aaron Ramsey plays I've got TMZ on refresh.


You could have had her cheap there at the end.
 
2012-12-18 06:47:32 PM  
Ah, yes, yet another website "story" about Lohan in which the only evidence supporting the story was provided by an unnamed "source."

Sheesh. You'd think she was doing enough real shiat on her own to generate stories, but, no, websites eager to hop on the "slam Lohan for eyeshare" bus are now resorting to this kind of stupidity.
 
2012-12-18 07:12:41 PM  
They're making a fifth Scary Movie??? I'm amazed the last one made enough money to justify making a fifth.

As for Lohan, a bombed Lifetime movie that will probably end up on the Razzie list, now a role in a movie that is just jokes about what a failure she is. I'm not going to put her on my dead pool list, but her career is going on the list.
 
2012-12-18 07:15:30 PM  
With a helpful pic of what a photoshopped trashed trailer might look like, and a photosh... no, that's really her.
 
2012-12-18 07:17:29 PM  

wildcardjack: Her birthday isn't until July 2nd, so her eligibility for Club 27 is only for the second half of 2013. Think about that before you put her in your deadpool.


She doesn't belong in Club 27. I mean, Morrison, Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain, Brian Jones.....Lindsay Lohan? Hell no. She can die after she's 27.
 
2012-12-18 07:19:46 PM  

borg: PreMortem: Judy Garland

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 356x446][users.deltacomm.com image 356x446] 

Garland at age 21 and Garland at age 43 Lohan is well on her way to Garlandvile. 

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 240x406][farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x406]


43 Are you kidding me? Wow, thanks. I feel really, really good right now.

/43
 
2012-12-18 07:20:13 PM  

Coco LaFemme: She can die after she's 27.


Or before.
 
2012-12-18 07:25:48 PM  

L.D. Ablo: I'm putting Lindsey into my 2013 dead pool.


I had in her 2011 and she survived.
 
2012-12-18 07:34:51 PM  
Geeze kinda demandy for a now D list celebrity. She once had promise of being a talented actress but that was a long long time ago.

Now shes regulated into being the celebrity punchline freak in movies like scary movie 4..Wow.

Its sad and I dont think she even knows the reason she still famous is not that shes even a good actress but a tabloid trainwreck that one cant seem to look away from
 
2012-12-18 07:37:09 PM  

Great Janitor: They're making a fifth Scary Movie??? I'm amazed the last one made enough money to justify making a fifth.

As for Lohan, a bombed Lifetime movie that will probably end up on the Razzie list, now a role in a movie that is just jokes about what a failure she is. I'm not going to put her on my dead pool list, but her career is going on the list.


It made twice its budget (91/45) in the US alone, so yes.
 
2012-12-18 07:42:15 PM  
can't wait to see her on celebrity intervention
 
2012-12-18 07:53:40 PM  

mjbok: Great Janitor: They're making a fifth Scary Movie??? I'm amazed the last one made enough money to justify making a fifth.

As for Lohan, a bombed Lifetime movie that will probably end up on the Razzie list, now a role in a movie that is just jokes about what a failure she is. I'm not going to put her on my dead pool list, but her career is going on the list.

It made twice its budget (91/45) in the US alone, so yes.


No Seltzer and Friedberg on board for SM5, but David Zucker and Pat Proft are. This could actually be watchable.
 
2012-12-18 08:01:32 PM  
I wonder... is it still possible for her to pull a Robery Downey, Jr.? If someone or something got through to her, could she clean up her act and rebuild her career? Or is she just too far gone?
 
2012-12-18 08:09:09 PM  

Eirik: I wonder... is it still possible for her to pull a Robery Downey, Jr.? If someone or something got through to her, could she clean up her act and rebuild her career? Or is she just too far gone?


Downey Jr. had talent prior to his meltdown and was poised to be considered one of the great actors of his generation. He actually had something to rebuild.

Lohan? Not so much. She was a cute teen star, nothing more.
 
2012-12-18 08:15:41 PM  
 
2012-12-18 08:22:09 PM  

shoegaze99: Eirik: I wonder... is it still possible for her to pull a Robery Downey, Jr.? If someone or something got through to her, could she clean up her act and rebuild her career? Or is she just too far gone?

Downey Jr. had talent prior to his meltdown and was poised to be considered one of the great actors of his generation. He actually had something to rebuild.

Lohan? Not so much. She was a cute teen star, nothing more.


Yeah... RDJ was good to begin with... Lohan... not so much. Unless you're talking about adult movies. Then she's got a fighting chance...
 
2012-12-18 08:31:59 PM  

MBrady: FTA: "Lindsay got so pissed about this that she acted out by clogging the drain in the shower of her trailer, destroying the trailer by smearing fake blood on the walls and also clogging the drain on the toilet," says our source.

Did she heel a turd down the shower?

\hopefully not too vague


I hear she Beefs...
 
2012-12-18 08:33:57 PM  

WhippingBoy: shoegaze99: Eirik: I wonder... is it still possible for her to pull a Robery Downey, Jr.? If someone or something got through to her, could she clean up her act and rebuild her career? Or is she just too far gone?

Downey Jr. had talent prior to his meltdown and was poised to be considered one of the great actors of his generation. He actually had something to rebuild.

Lohan? Not so much. She was a cute teen star, nothing more.

Yeah... RDJ was good to begin with... Lohan... not so much. Unless you're talking about adult movies. Then she's got a fighting chance...


Bu... Bu... But... But, Mean Girls!!!
 
2012-12-18 08:59:43 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Lindsay Lohan is a drunken coont. Normally I avoid the schadenfreude when it comes to celebrities with substance abuse issues, but with her....I'm actively rooting for someone to just beat the piss out of her. Some of her problems trace back to her parents, but at some point you have to be accountable for the shiat you do, and she just doesn't give a fark. You know you have a problem, you don't care what the problem does to other people, well.....I don't care how far up your ass my foot goes.


Yup an addict is an addict and they give no farks about social niceties.
 
2012-12-18 09:02:45 PM  
How does this chick keep getting jobs? Even failed CEO"s are probably thinking that.
 
2012-12-18 09:28:07 PM  
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Lindsay has really let herself go...
 
2012-12-18 09:37:46 PM  

namegoeshere: borg: PreMortem: Judy Garland

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 356x446][users.deltacomm.com image 356x446] 

Garland at age 21 and Garland at age 43 Lohan is well on her way to Garlandvile. 

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 240x406][farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x406]

43 Are you kidding me? Wow, thanks. I feel really, really good right now.

/43


Also 43. I feel pretty, oh so pretty... (sing along sunshine)
 
2012-12-18 09:59:32 PM  

A Terrible Human: Coco LaFemme: Lindsay Lohan is a drunken coont. Normally I avoid the schadenfreude when it comes to celebrities with substance abuse issues, but with her....I'm actively rooting for someone to just beat the piss out of her. Some of her problems trace back to her parents, but at some point you have to be accountable for the shiat you do, and she just doesn't give a fark. You know you have a problem, you don't care what the problem does to other people, well.....I don't care how far up your ass my foot goes.

Yup an addict is an addict and they give no farks about social niceties.


It might not be bad if, just once, someone legitimately terrified her. Nothing physical, no actual harm done. Maybe a staged mugging or something. Let her see what the real world is like, and pop that bubble of pretense.
 
2012-12-18 10:06:54 PM  
It most Lohan threads people come out in her defense saying that she never had a chance with her parents, she has a disease, etc. While there maybe some truth to those statements when you compare her life to the lives of many others whose lives have been destroyed by drugs and addictions any possible sympathy I could have for her disappears.
 
2012-12-18 10:11:16 PM  
Is this old news? Is this a new movie?? I am so out of the loop.
 
2012-12-18 10:15:46 PM  

Another Government Employee:
I had in her 2011 and she survived.


What the fark did you do to her?
 
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