Diogenes: I thought you wore Spanx to conceal your trunk?
Big Man On Campus: Seems like beachgoers wouldn't be his primary customers, but perhaps California beaches have biased me.
Tiiba: I didn't know what Spanx are, so I was a bit confused (and really curious) why you'd sell spankings out of a trunk.Fap.
ZombiesYall: Spanx are super expensive. I could see some women buying black market Spanx. I have one pair of their tights I bought to wear under my wedding dress, but I'd have a ton of them if I could afford to drop that kind of money on undies. This thief might be an evil genius.
ZombiesYall: This thief might be a SVELT evil genius.
Pair-o-Dice: Capt. Hirams is awesome. Google it.
Day_Old_Dutchie: Tiiba: I didn't know what Spanx are, so I was a bit confused (and really curious) why you'd sell spankings out of a trunk.Fap.Ever heard of the BDSM community?
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