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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Step 1: Find a Marine Corps Uniform. Step 2: Use the uniform to steal Toys for Tots donations from multiple stores. Step 3: Pray to whatever god you believe in that the real Marines don't find you before the cops do   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 29
    More: Asinine, toys for tots, U.S. Marine Corps, donations, multiples  
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2012-12-18 02:15:36 PM
11 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.
2012-12-18 02:29:37 PM
4 votes:
"Hi, I'm from the Core!"
2012-12-18 01:15:47 PM
4 votes:
The man who calls himself Sgt. Mix hasn't shown ID,

They should've been tipped off when his last name was "A-Lot"
2012-12-18 02:31:23 PM
3 votes:
Maybe he's stealing from the Marines so he can give to poor, downtrodden Army children.
2012-12-18 02:40:41 PM
2 votes:
That's rotten to the corps.
2012-12-18 02:38:47 PM
2 votes:
I'm just thrilled there are criminals that still employ disguises. Everyone just waves a gun around now and wears a bandana.

Back in my day, stealing from children took planning.
2012-12-18 02:33:41 PM
2 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Why does this read as though it were authored by whoever creates all those FW FW FW emails I get from elderly relatives?


STOP RUINING MY DAY.
2012-12-18 02:31:12 PM
2 votes:
Put him through boot camp and ship him to Afghanistan. No one pretends to be a marine. You dress up, you ship out.
2012-12-18 01:51:55 PM
2 votes:
Way to dance in the minefield, TCS!
2012-12-18 08:21:49 PM
1 votes:

Highroller48: mr_a: Pray to whatever god...

No farking kidding!

Buddy's a dick an deserves to DIAF, but someone has an overblown opinion of Marines.

Contrary to popular myth, Marines are not super-human, or even any tougher on average than any other serviceperson.


You sound fat. And Army.
Redundant.
2012-12-18 05:13:57 PM
1 votes:
img145.imageshack.us

This thread has gone Japan-level crazy.
2012-12-18 05:05:21 PM
1 votes:

henryhill: You mean the same Marines that haven't won a war in 70 years?


i.imgur.com
2012-12-18 04:37:27 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: henryhill: You mean the same Marines that haven't won a war in 70 years?

That's funny, a bunch of the guys were just talking about the battle of Your Mom and how easy she was.


That's the one where they had to fight their way up Mt. Scarytits to assault the jungle lice right?
2012-12-18 04:02:29 PM
1 votes:

mr_a: Pray to whatever god...

No farking kidding!


Buddy's a dick an deserves to DIAF, but someone has an overblown opinion of Marines.

Contrary to popular myth, Marines are not super-human, or even any tougher on average than any other serviceperson.
2012-12-18 03:49:59 PM
1 votes:

Whiskey Dickens: Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...

I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"


Print your post, show it to a smart person, ask them why you are a farking retard, and beg the world for forgiveness.
2012-12-18 03:35:41 PM
1 votes:

firefly212:

2. The comments section reads like a KKK recruiting board.


In generations past, those same people would form a lynch mob and string up the first black man they found. Now they're reduced to angry rants on the internet.

To me, that's progress.
2012-12-18 03:01:57 PM
1 votes:

Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!


He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later
2012-12-18 02:56:15 PM
1 votes:
Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!
2012-12-18 02:47:39 PM
1 votes:

farbekrieg: Strongbeerrules: That's rotten to the corps.

what he told you he was hard corps corpse


ftfy, pet peeve
2012-12-18 02:42:50 PM
1 votes:

Fano: He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.


Hey, fark you. FLYNAVY was and STILL is a Hero.

www.aviationexplorer.com

Look, he's RIGHT THERE. On the lower part of the I, third from the left.
2012-12-18 02:39:35 PM
1 votes:
Let us prey.
2012-12-18 02:38:53 PM
1 votes:
He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.
2012-12-18 02:35:49 PM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

That's gotta be fake, but it's still funny.


It's fake, and I'm generally against police brutality, but some people just need a good ass kicking.
2012-12-18 02:33:20 PM
1 votes:
I knew it was Boulder before I clicked it. How did I know it had to be Boulder?
2012-12-18 02:33:10 PM
1 votes:
Someone needs to let them use this guy to practice combatives on.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-18 02:30:36 PM
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Yeah, you can hurt yourself slipping off a curb.
2012-12-18 02:16:25 PM
1 votes:
The man who calls himself Sgt. Mix hasn't shown ID

Why would he need to show ID with such a legit sounding name?
2012-12-18 01:47:16 PM
1 votes:
I hope the cops find him and give him to the Marines.
2012-12-18 01:28:16 PM
1 votes:
In your face, Faith In Humanity!
 
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