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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Step 1: Find a Marine Corps Uniform. Step 2: Use the uniform to steal Toys for Tots donations from multiple stores. Step 3: Pray to whatever god you believe in that the real Marines don't find you before the cops do   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-18 02:31:12 PM
7 votes:
Put him through boot camp and ship him to Afghanistan. No one pretends to be a marine. You dress up, you ship out.
2012-12-18 02:15:36 PM
6 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.
2012-12-18 02:40:14 PM
2 votes:
I'm not sure who's douchy-er - the thieving, fake marine dude, or the racist cockroaches in the comments section of the article.
2012-12-18 02:32:10 PM
2 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In your face, Faith In Humanity!


Actually, my faith in humanity is always pretty solid in a case like this. That we have a Toys for Tots program in the first place is great, that it was only one dirtbag who stole from it is a little reassuring, and that everyone is now on the hunt for this guy is even better.

Don't let one turd ruin your trust.
2012-12-18 02:32:02 PM
2 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Why does this read as though it were authored by whoever creates all those FW FW FW emails I get from elderly relatives?
2012-12-18 01:47:16 PM
2 votes:
I hope the cops find him and give him to the Marines.
2012-12-19 12:04:13 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Artisan Sandwich: studs up: Which unit ASandwich?

Rather than name a Unit- as I enjoy the anonymity of the interwebs- you'll have to take my word for it. Or, I can talk to you about rural Afghanistan ad nauseam; of which, over the last few years I have become quite familiar with.

a friend and co-worker of mine was in Afghanistan in the early part of the war (03 or 04)... had been Army Ranger, later Kentucky National Guard... came back home and went back to work in IT for 5 or 6 years, changed jobs so I didn't see him very often... took his own life this august. stay strong and if you feel like you need to talk to someone... for god's sake, do it.


Thank you for your well meaning support. I am just fine. I have been around the block enough to say with some confidence that -although everyone is different- people who have been subjected to and have inflicted violence tend to respect it a little more than most. The thought of being happy because someone was beat up or shot is strange to me. Even people that try to kill me have thier reasons for it and I'm just glad that their dead in the ditch and not me. I certainly don't celebreate it. The celebration comes from the young kids who are firing at real people for the first time and think it's so cool. After carting off a few of their own, and seeing some innocents caught in bad sitautions, they start to realize that war and violence is just primitive Man grasping at straws.
2012-12-18 05:13:57 PM
1 votes:
img145.imageshack.us

This thread has gone Japan-level crazy.
2012-12-18 05:05:21 PM
1 votes:

henryhill: You mean the same Marines that haven't won a war in 70 years?


i.imgur.com
2012-12-18 04:27:53 PM
1 votes:

henryhill: You mean the same Marines that haven't won a war in 70 years?


Everybody knows the Army comes to the battle fashionably late and takes credit for it's success
2012-12-18 04:21:14 PM
1 votes:
henryhill
You're right, in 1942 the war in the Pacific wasn't even a year old
2012-12-18 04:02:29 PM
1 votes:

mr_a: Pray to whatever god...

No farking kidding!


Buddy's a dick an deserves to DIAF, but someone has an overblown opinion of Marines.

Contrary to popular myth, Marines are not super-human, or even any tougher on average than any other serviceperson.
2012-12-18 03:59:30 PM
1 votes:

Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


Good thing we have Snopes for this -- The actual story was that it was Tracey Attaway who was the perpetrator, who did, indeed, stab a Marine Cpl Phillip Duggan while trying to rob the Augusta, GA Best Buy. The Marines did apprehend him, but the injuries reported above were not real.

In case anyone wants to know what happened to Mr. Attaway, he was sentenced to life in prison after receiving the maximum sentence for the assault and theft because of his 30 prior arrests and his prior felony convictions.
2012-12-18 03:35:41 PM
1 votes:

firefly212:

2. The comments section reads like a KKK recruiting board.


In generations past, those same people would form a lynch mob and string up the first black man they found. Now they're reduced to angry rants on the internet.

To me, that's progress.
2012-12-18 03:26:05 PM
1 votes:

Iblis824: Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


Dammit, i wanted to scroll.

Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...
2012-12-18 02:43:59 PM
1 votes:

Fano: He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.




The GREAT Fly Navy Fark.com PWNAGE!!!!

/right up there with ballsack conundrum
2012-12-18 02:40:01 PM
1 votes:
so the Klan is located in Colorado, now? The comments at the bottom of the article... wow!
2012-12-18 02:38:07 PM
1 votes:
The comments in TFA are wading into Freeper territory. Why do I stray into untested comment threads? Why?
2012-12-18 02:35:49 PM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

That's gotta be fake, but it's still funny.


It's fake, and I'm generally against police brutality, but some people just need a good ass kicking.
2012-12-18 02:33:48 PM
1 votes:

shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.


Too bad it's not true. But similar things have been known to happen and not make the news.
2012-12-18 02:33:43 PM
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


That's gotta be fake, but it's still funny.
2012-12-18 02:33:41 PM
1 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Why does this read as though it were authored by whoever creates all those FW FW FW emails I get from elderly relatives?


STOP RUINING MY DAY.
2012-12-18 02:33:32 PM
1 votes:
Even the Grinch didn't stoop that low.
2012-12-18 02:33:15 PM
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Holy farking shiat!! He got curbed stomped LIKE A BEAST!! Excellent.
2012-12-18 02:32:03 PM
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Reading that made me happy.
2012-12-18 02:31:22 PM
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


I hope that is real...
2012-12-18 02:30:36 PM
1 votes:

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Yeah, you can hurt yourself slipping off a curb.
2012-12-18 01:51:55 PM
1 votes:
Way to dance in the minefield, TCS!
2012-12-18 01:28:16 PM
1 votes:
In your face, Faith In Humanity!
2012-12-18 01:06:32 PM
1 votes:
Pray to whatever god...

No farking kidding!
 
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