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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Step 1: Find a Marine Corps Uniform. Step 2: Use the uniform to steal Toys for Tots donations from multiple stores. Step 3: Pray to whatever god you believe in that the real Marines don't find you before the cops do   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 163
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2012-12-18 02:56:30 PM  
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!
Hanging's too good for him.
Burning's too good for him!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

/probably sells dope while disguised as a nun.
 
2012-12-18 02:56:51 PM  

Porous Horace: What if he then distributed the toys to children who were living lives of greater disadvantage?


Still a thief.
 
2012-12-18 03:00:25 PM  
Gunnary Sgt. David Bull

Doesn't sound legit either. When I was in the core, was spelled it gunnery.
 
2012-12-18 03:01:57 PM  

Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!


He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later
 
2012-12-18 03:03:18 PM  
Medical Marijuana Shop excepting Toys in exchange for Pot.
 
2012-12-18 03:03:38 PM  

Sofa King Smart: so the Klan is located in Colorado, now? The comments at the bottom of the article... wow!


The Klan has franchises everywhere - kind of like the McD's of Hate (without the delicious breakfast sandwiches though). Surprisingly(?) "Northern" states often have a larger network than the South.
 
2012-12-18 03:04:04 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I'm just thrilled there are criminals that still employ disguises. Everyone just waves a gun around now and wears a bandana.

Back in my day, stealing from children took planning.


We had a bank robber in Boulder last year who wrapped his face in bandages like a mummy. First bank robbery where I thought, you know, that's kinda cool.
 
2012-12-18 03:12:33 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!

He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later


I would.. if my knee's worked anymore.
0352.... Yaaaarch!
 
2012-12-18 03:15:32 PM  
1. The guy is bad and should go to jail.

2. The comments section reads like a KKK recruiting board.
 
2012-12-18 03:19:37 PM  

Dixon Cider: Smeggy Smurf: Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!

He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later

I would.. if my knee's worked anymore.
0352.... Yaaaarch!


0668 here (use to 4066 till a merge)

I had a/c in the field and rode in a hummvee.

My comm equipment let you order the 3 B's as well as let you chat/email your family while you were in the field. Let your first sgt see pics of the grandkid same day his little girl gave birth too.

/gonna hide from the 0300's now
 
2012-12-18 03:20:00 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

Too bad it's not true. But similar things have been known to happen and not make the news.


That stuff does happen. When I was in, thieves were usually found at the bottom of several flights if stairs. There were always plenty of witnesses to how clumsy that person was.
 
2012-12-18 03:20:05 PM  

Dixon Cider: Smeggy Smurf: Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!

He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later

I would.. if my knee's worked anymore.
0352.... Yaaaarch!


I don't think anyone with an 03 MOS has working knees.

/0311....Yutt yutt!!
 
2012-12-18 03:20:08 PM  

shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.


You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.
 
2012-12-18 03:21:13 PM  
Damn you, Marine surplus stores!!
 
2012-12-18 03:23:18 PM  
So what meth dealer takes toys as payment? How do you unload all that?
 
2012-12-18 03:23:44 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


You might want to read that article again. He had a knife. He stabbed one of the Marines in the back. Use of deadly force would have been completely acceptable in that situation. He got off light.
 
2012-12-18 03:25:08 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.

 
2012-12-18 03:26:05 PM  

Iblis824: Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


Dammit, i wanted to scroll.

Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...
 
2012-12-18 03:26:19 PM  

H31N0US: "Hi, I'm from the Core!"


Came to make the same joke, you magnificent b...
 
2012-12-18 03:28:55 PM  
As a former member of the suck, I can say with conviction, there is no justice like NJP justice.
For those all butt hurt about the fake article of Marines, it's not racist. Douchebaggery is colorblind.
/still fake
//still funny
 
2012-12-18 03:30:48 PM  

DORMAMU: Dixon Cider: Smeggy Smurf: Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!

He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later

I would.. if my knee's worked anymore.
0352.... Yaaaarch!

0668 here (use to 4066 till a merge)

I had a/c in the field and rode in a hummvee.

My comm equipment let you order the 3 B's as well as let you chat/email your family while you were in the field. Let your first sgt see pics of the grandkid same day his little girl gave birth too.

/gonna hide from the 0300's now


Man... My rain gear had 'Puller, Chesty' written in the back!
No email. No chat. Like... in the before time!
'94-'99 ... Frickin' Boots... you don't even have to shone your boots!
 
2012-12-18 03:31:02 PM  

jmadisonbiii: HAMMERTOE: jmadisonbiii: Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Beat me to it. Sometimes, I'm really proud of Augusta.

So did this really happen or is the story fake as has been suggested? I couldn't find it on Snopes.


It's fake. It's been around for a decade. I'm surprised you couldn't find it on Snopes, I'm pretty sure that's where I saw it debunked.
 
2012-12-18 03:31:52 PM  

Iblis824: Iblis824: Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.

Dammit, i wanted to scroll.

Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...


The racists always make it about skin color first
 
2012-12-18 03:32:00 PM  

Parthenogenetic: FTFA: Local spokesman Gunnary Sgt. David Bull told CBS4 the suspect may be a man who calls himself Gunnary Sgt. Mix.

Wife-like typing detected. A true Marine CoreCorps soldier would know how to spell "gunnery".


FTFY
 
2012-12-18 03:35:41 PM  

firefly212:

2. The comments section reads like a KKK recruiting board.


In generations past, those same people would form a lynch mob and string up the first black man they found. Now they're reduced to angry rants on the internet.

To me, that's progress.
 
2012-12-18 03:38:16 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Why does this read as though it were authored by whoever creates all those FW FW FW emails I get from elderly relatives?


Because it's fake
 
2012-12-18 03:38:21 PM  

Guadior42: Parthenogenetic: FTFA: Local spokesman Gunnary Sgt. David Bull told CBS4 the suspect may be a man who calls himself Gunnary Sgt. Mix.

Wife-like typing detected. A true Marine CoreCorps soldier would know how to spell "gunnery".

FTFY


soldier?
 
2012-12-18 03:41:30 PM  

The_Sponge: Even the Grinch didn't stoop that low.


In fairness, the Grinch literally did stoop that low.
 
2012-12-18 03:42:19 PM  
I'm hoping his mugshot ends up looking like this.
tulolb-744392546.us-east-1.elb.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-18 03:42:38 PM  

devildog123: Dixon Cider: Smeggy Smurf: Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!

He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later

I would.. if my knee's worked anymore.
0352.... Yaaaarch!

I don't think anyone with an 03 MOS has working knees.

/0311....Yutt yutt!!


Back in November '10, I was staying at the same hotel a regiment of active duty Marines was celebrating the anniversary of the founding of the Corp. Talked with some of them - great guys, pretty humble. Thanked them for their service, even though I [am] Canadian. Commented on how it would be pretty much impossible for a chubby pasty guy to get any tail in a building full of Marines in their dress blues.
 
2012-12-18 03:43:00 PM  

This is a late parrot: I hope the cops find him and give him to the Marines.


I hope the cop who finds him IS a Marine.
 
2012-12-18 03:43:22 PM  

Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...


I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"
 
2012-12-18 03:44:14 PM  
*Corps* of course. My regrets.
 
2012-12-18 03:46:18 PM  

Dixon Cider


Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!


You claim to be a Marine and you don't know who Private PYle actually was?

You're FLYNAVY, aren't you?
 
2012-12-18 03:46:43 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: HotWingConspiracy: I'm just thrilled there are criminals that still employ disguises. Everyone just waves a gun around now and wears a bandana.

Back in my day, stealing from children took planning.

We had a bank robber in Boulder last year who wrapped his face in bandages like a mummy. First bank robbery where I thought, you know, that's kinda cool.


Did they catch him?
 
2012-12-18 03:49:59 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...

I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"


Print your post, show it to a smart person, ask them why you are a farking retard, and beg the world for forgiveness.
 
2012-12-18 03:51:29 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...

I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"


Violent reprisal...FARK YEAH!
Sad is smoldering puppies or the EU. Action / reaction based on a choice is payback. Not sad at all.
/inhuman American
//Everybody hates us until they need us....amirite?
 
2012-12-18 03:56:42 PM  

studs up: Guadior42: Parthenogenetic: FTFA: Local spokesman Gunnary Sgt. David Bull told CBS4 the suspect may be a man who calls himself Gunnary Sgt. Mix.

Wife-like typing detected. A true Marine CoreCorps soldier would know how to spell "gunnery".

FTFY

soldier?


Oops. I hang my head in shame. Let's try this again:

A true Marine would know how to spell "Gunnery".
 
2012-12-18 03:59:15 PM  
If someone did that to my toy.bin, I'd .exe them.

/t4t is one of the 2 charities I'll give to.
 
2012-12-18 03:59:30 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


Whiskey Dickens: shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.

You like reading about a group of marines beating a black man to within an inch of his life.

No no, it's OK that you like reading things like that! Just consider it... ...noted.


Good thing we have Snopes for this -- The actual story was that it was Tracey Attaway who was the perpetrator, who did, indeed, stab a Marine Cpl Phillip Duggan while trying to rob the Augusta, GA Best Buy. The Marines did apprehend him, but the injuries reported above were not real.

In case anyone wants to know what happened to Mr. Attaway, he was sentenced to life in prison after receiving the maximum sentence for the assault and theft because of his 30 prior arrests and his prior felony convictions.
 
2012-12-18 04:02:00 PM  
Full actual story: Link

A Marine collecting Toys for Tots donations at Augusta's Best Buy was stabbed in the back Friday while helping to subdue a shoplifting suspect.
Back | Next

Richmond County Jail Photo
Tracey Attaway

Fellow Marines identified the injured man as Cpl. Phillip Duggan, 24, who spent part of Black Friday recuperating at Eisenhower Army Medical Center with injuries that were not life-threatening.
Tracey Attaway, 39, of Waynesboro, Ga., was jailed and charged with armed robbery, aggravated assault and possession of a knife in the commission of a crime.
Orvin Smith, a sales manager at Best Buy, said the incident occurred about 1:15 p.m. when a man was seen on surveillance videos placing a laptop under his jacket. Store staff asked Attaway to return the merchandise, and the situation began to escalate.
"He was really irate. A whole lot of energy. ... he finally let go of the laptop, ran out the front door, knocked one of my employees down and pulled out a knife so he could make sure he could get out the front door," Smith said.
Outside the door were four Marines and seven volunteers collecting donations for Toys for Tots.
"(Duggan) clotheslined him, and after that he kind up got up and started swinging a knife around," Smith said.
Gunnery Sgt. Robert Richie said Attaway "came over the top and got (Duggan) in the back."
Attaway ran again but didn't get far before Richie, several other Marines and members of the store's loss-prevention team tackled him in the parking lot and held him until deputies arrived.
Gunnery Sgt. Sherry Barrera, who also serves as the Toys for Tots coordinator, opted to close operations for the day.
"When a Marine gets injured, we just shut it down, go to the hospital, make sure he's OK and make sure he gets proper treatment," she said.
Barrera said Duggan joined the unit about three months ago. Although she has had the opportunity to drill with Duggan only a few times, she said she had heard wonderful things about him.
"My boss, who has served with him before, did say he was an outstanding Marine," Barrera said.
According to Richmond County authorities, Attaway also tried to steal two digital cameras, an Xbox game, a PS3 game and a PS3 game controller with a combined value of $1,365.
 
2012-12-18 04:02:25 PM  

ChipNASA: Fano: He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.



The GREAT Fly Navy Fark.com PWNAGE!!!!
/right up there with ballsack conundrum


That never gets old.
 
2012-12-18 04:02:29 PM  

mr_a: Pray to whatever god...

No farking kidding!


Buddy's a dick an deserves to DIAF, but someone has an overblown opinion of Marines.

Contrary to popular myth, Marines are not super-human, or even any tougher on average than any other serviceperson.
 
2012-12-18 04:03:21 PM  

DORMAMU: Dixon Cider: Smeggy Smurf: Dixon Cider: Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!

He's a joke for you:

What is the motto of a pogey?
Semper Pie!

/boo me later

I would.. if my knee's worked anymore.
0352.... Yaaaarch!

0668 here (use to 4066 till a merge)

I had a/c in the field and rode in a hummvee.

My comm equipment let you order the 3 B's as well as let you chat/email your family while you were in the field. Let your first sgt see pics of the grandkid same day his little girl gave birth too.

/gonna hide from the 0300's now


You can hide from the 03's, but the 08's will rain steel upon you now matter what.
 
2012-12-18 04:04:07 PM  
You mean the same Marines that haven't won a war in 70 years?
 
2012-12-18 04:05:07 PM  

henryhill: You mean the same Marines that haven't won a war in 70 years?


Huh?
 
2012-12-18 04:06:56 PM  

Maud Dib: ChipNASA: Fano: He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.



The GREAT Fly Navy Fark.com PWNAGE!!!!
/right up there with ballsack conundrum

That never gets old.


I like how right up until the tipping point it was an unabashed lovefest for FlyNavy, then the spanner in the works shows up and it all falls apart
 
2012-12-18 04:10:21 PM  

studs up: Whiskey Dickens: Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...

I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"

Violent reprisal...FARK YEAH!
Sad is smoldering puppies or the EU. Action / reaction based on a choice is payback. Not sad at all.
/inhuman American
//Everybody hates us until they need us....amirite?


Yeah, you're tough. You were a Marine computer nerd, which is great because most people would think you are tough rather than just a computer nerd.

Except for real tough people. Naturally, you stay away from them.
 
2012-12-18 04:12:46 PM  

Artisan Sandwich: studs up: Whiskey Dickens: Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...

I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"

Violent reprisal...FARK YEAH!
Sad is smoldering puppies or the EU. Action / reaction based on a choice is payback. Not sad at all.
/inhuman American
//Everybody hates us until they need us....amirite?

Yeah, you're tough. You were a Marine computer nerd, which is great because most people would think you are tough rather than just a computer nerd.

Except for real tough people. Naturally, you stay away from them.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-18 04:14:49 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Iblis824:
Anyway, I think the more important detail in the story is "stabbed a man in the back"

But i see you jumped right to racism.. interesting...

I guess it's just the glee in your hearts from reading a story about a man getting stabbed, and another man beaten to a pulp. If you were human (i.e. not American), you'd read that story and think "that's just sad all around." Not, "violence, fark yeah!!"


Checks profile for Canuck.
Yep.
I'll get the fainting couch fer ya.
 
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