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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Step 1: Find a Marine Corps Uniform. Step 2: Use the uniform to steal Toys for Tots donations from multiple stores. Step 3: Pray to whatever god you believe in that the real Marines don't find you before the cops do   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 163
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2012-12-18 01:06:32 PM
Pray to whatever god...

No farking kidding!
 
2012-12-18 01:15:47 PM
The man who calls himself Sgt. Mix hasn't shown ID,

They should've been tipped off when his last name was "A-Lot"
 
2012-12-18 01:28:16 PM
In your face, Faith In Humanity!
 
2012-12-18 01:47:16 PM
I hope the cops find him and give him to the Marines.
 
2012-12-18 01:51:55 PM
Way to dance in the minefield, TCS!
 
2012-12-18 02:15:36 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.
 
2012-12-18 02:16:25 PM
The man who calls himself Sgt. Mix hasn't shown ID

Why would he need to show ID with such a legit sounding name?
 
2012-12-18 02:29:37 PM
"Hi, I'm from the Core!"
 
2012-12-18 02:30:36 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Yeah, you can hurt yourself slipping off a curb.
 
2012-12-18 02:31:12 PM
Put him through boot camp and ship him to Afghanistan. No one pretends to be a marine. You dress up, you ship out.
 
2012-12-18 02:31:22 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


I hope that is real...
 
2012-12-18 02:31:23 PM
Maybe he's stealing from the Marines so he can give to poor, downtrodden Army children.
 
2012-12-18 02:32:02 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Why does this read as though it were authored by whoever creates all those FW FW FW emails I get from elderly relatives?
 
2012-12-18 02:32:03 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Reading that made me happy.
 
2012-12-18 02:32:10 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In your face, Faith In Humanity!


Actually, my faith in humanity is always pretty solid in a case like this. That we have a Toys for Tots program in the first place is great, that it was only one dirtbag who stole from it is a little reassuring, and that everyone is now on the hunt for this guy is even better.

Don't let one turd ruin your trust.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:10 PM
Someone needs to let them use this guy to practice combatives on.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-18 02:33:15 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Holy farking shiat!! He got curbed stomped LIKE A BEAST!! Excellent.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:20 PM
I knew it was Boulder before I clicked it. How did I know it had to be Boulder?
 
2012-12-18 02:33:32 PM
Even the Grinch didn't stoop that low.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:41 PM

Insatiable Jesus: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Why does this read as though it were authored by whoever creates all those FW FW FW emails I get from elderly relatives?


STOP RUINING MY DAY.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:43 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


That's gotta be fake, but it's still funny.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:48 PM

shastacola: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Reading that made me happy.


Too bad it's not true. But similar things have been known to happen and not make the news.
 
2012-12-18 02:35:49 PM

Wayne 985: jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

That's gotta be fake, but it's still funny.


It's fake, and I'm generally against police brutality, but some people just need a good ass kicking.
 
2012-12-18 02:36:20 PM
Reminds me of the attractive and successful african american who stole xboes from a kids cancer ward in a hospital a few months back. Nice.
 
2012-12-18 02:38:07 PM
The comments in TFA are wading into Freeper territory. Why do I stray into untested comment threads? Why?
 
2012-12-18 02:38:47 PM
I'm just thrilled there are criminals that still employ disguises. Everyone just waves a gun around now and wears a bandana.

Back in my day, stealing from children took planning.
 
2012-12-18 02:38:53 PM
He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.
 
2012-12-18 02:39:35 PM
Let us prey.
 
2012-12-18 02:40:01 PM
so the Klan is located in Colorado, now? The comments at the bottom of the article... wow!
 
2012-12-18 02:40:14 PM
I'm not sure who's douchy-er - the thieving, fake marine dude, or the racist cockroaches in the comments section of the article.
 
2012-12-18 02:40:41 PM
That's rotten to the corps.
 
2012-12-18 02:40:51 PM

KatjaMouse: The comments in TFA are wading into Freeper territory. Why do I stray into untested comment threads? Why?


usually this comes down to two things, jesus or drugs....


/are you high on jesus?
 
2012-12-18 02:41:53 PM

jmadisonbiii: Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


Beat me to it. Sometimes, I'm really proud of Augusta.
 
2012-12-18 02:41:53 PM

Strongbeerrules: That's rotten to the corps.


what he told you he was hard corps
 
2012-12-18 02:42:50 PM

Fano: He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.


Hey, fark you. FLYNAVY was and STILL is a Hero.

www.aviationexplorer.com

Look, he's RIGHT THERE. On the lower part of the I, third from the left.
 
2012-12-18 02:43:04 PM
Best thing ever that could have happened to that program. Usually after some one steals from a charity that charity gets lots of new donations, more then enough to make up for what was lost. Particularly causes that are for the children.


/hmmm....I think I'll drop off my Fleshlight in the Toys for Tots bin.
 
2012-12-18 02:43:19 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Reminds me of the attractive and successful african american who stole xboes from a kids cancer ward in a hospital a few months back. Nice.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-18 02:43:42 PM
Ya, ya, the injuries are a fiction, but man, would be nice to see.

Link


Watch till the end..you wont be sorry.
 
2012-12-18 02:43:46 PM
He has a lot of children and baby mamas to provide for.
 
2012-12-18 02:43:59 PM

Fano: He should have tried being a naval aviator. No one doubts their veracity.




The GREAT Fly Navy Fark.com PWNAGE!!!!

/right up there with ballsack conundrum
 
2012-12-18 02:44:11 PM
FTFA: Local spokesman Gunnary Sgt. David Bull told CBS4 the suspect may be a man who calls himself Gunnary Sgt. Mix.

Wife-like typing detected. A true Marine Core soldier would know how to spell "gunnery".
 
2012-12-18 02:47:05 PM
It used to be that to become a journalist you got a degree in English or History and as a result you learned how to write. Now to become a journalist you get a journalism degree, apparently they don't teach any useful skills in that degree program.
 
2012-12-18 02:47:39 PM

farbekrieg: Strongbeerrules: That's rotten to the corps.

what he told you he was hard corps corpse


ftfy, pet peeve
 
2012-12-18 02:48:11 PM
Good lord the comments on that article.

o_O
 
2012-12-18 02:50:21 PM
I'm working Target Check Authorization, and I get a call. Starter check, $300, set off all sorts of flags. Account is for the fireman's Toys for Tots. Can't confirm the account (it had just opened), asked if one of them had ID that they were firefighters, they didn't. But they were buying toys, they were in fireman's uniforms, I let 'em through.

And if I let somebody steal $300 from Target, well, oops.
 
2012-12-18 02:51:50 PM

HAMMERTOE: jmadisonbiii: Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.

Beat me to it. Sometimes, I'm really proud of Augusta.


So did this really happen or is the story fake as has been suggested? I couldn't find it on Snopes.
 
2012-12-18 02:52:57 PM

jmadisonbiii: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 640x344]

Be a shame if he were to suffer this fate.


So glad you found this. This is exactly what I was thinking would happen if the Marines catch him.
 
2012-12-18 02:54:50 PM
What if he then distributed the toys to children who were living lives of greater disadvantage?
 
2012-12-18 02:55:03 PM
If Full Metal Jacket has taught me anything, the Christian god loves the marines, so I'd probably pray to the Norse gods, but I'm sure their message would be "man up and meet them".
 
2012-12-18 02:56:15 PM
Holy Flying fark, Pvt Pile!!

Hope the Jarhead's find this turd and is found on the side of the road, looking like a can of hammered assholes!

/Jarhead!
//I am one, so I can say that.
/// Slashies!!!!!
 
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