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(Sun News Network)   Three people arrested in the greatest Canadian heist of all time -- $20 million of Maple Syrup   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 62
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2012-12-18 01:43:34 PM
And we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you darn hosers!
 
2012-12-18 01:59:44 PM
I guess those thieves found themselves in a .... *puts on sunglasses* ....sticky situation.

/YEEEEAAAAH
 
2012-12-18 02:22:38 PM
I guess their clever plan... pancaked
 
2012-12-18 02:30:49 PM
I love maple syrup. I know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I like to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
 
2012-12-18 02:36:49 PM
Sweet!

/I refuse to waffle.
 
2012-12-18 02:58:33 PM
That's not as sexy as $240 worth of pudding.



/Barry
//Sagittarius
///slashie
 
2012-12-18 03:07:34 PM

give me doughnuts: That's not as sexy as $240 worth of pudding.



/Barry
//Sagittarius
///slashie


Aw yeah.
 
2012-12-18 03:08:17 PM
Even the Canadian mega-heists are cute!
 
2012-12-18 03:27:47 PM
www.trailerparkboys411.com
 
2012-12-18 03:41:20 PM
"Quebec produces up to 80% of the world's maple syrup every year, and the province's syrup producers federation has managed the world's strategic reserves for the past 12 years"

I did not know the world had maple syrup strategic reserves.

"Police believe the suspects pumped the maple syrup into tanker trucks and drove away from the heavily secured location"

apparently not.
 
2012-12-18 04:05:46 PM
THOSE MONSTERS!!!!
 
2012-12-18 04:07:15 PM
SAPPY TAG!!
 
2012-12-18 04:08:31 PM

calbert: "Quebec produces up to 80% of the world's maple syrup every year, and the province's syrup producers federation has managed the world's strategic reserves for the past 12 years"

I did not know the world had maple syrup strategic reserves.

"Police believe the suspects pumped the maple syrup into tanker trucks and drove away from the heavily secured location"

apparently not.


Obviously you've never seen what we Canadians consider "heavily secured location. It differs from the American definition.
 
2012-12-18 04:09:50 PM
What a bunch of saps.
 
2012-12-18 04:10:04 PM
So now that we've caught 'em, were they planning on selling it to the Glatun or the Horvath?
 
2012-12-18 04:10:15 PM
I guess Canada using a syrup backed currency was a bad idea, then?
 
2012-12-18 04:10:57 PM

calbert: "Police believe the suspects pumped the maple syrup into tanker trucks and drove away from the heavily secured location"


From another article, they were quoted as saying it "had a fence, locks, and was visited on a regular basis".
 
2012-12-18 04:18:18 PM
As a Canadian, and a maple syrup lover, I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2012-12-18 04:18:58 PM
Those thieves have some real sticky fingers
 
2012-12-18 04:21:26 PM
If only they had thought to steal $20 million of this:
www.drivethrugroceries.net
 
2012-12-18 04:21:34 PM
These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
 
2012-12-18 04:23:20 PM

calbert: "Quebec produces up to 80% of the world's maple syrup every year, and the province's syrup producers federation has managed the world's strategic reserves for the past 12 years"

I did not know the world had maple syrup strategic reserves.

"Police believe the suspects pumped the maple syrup into tanker trucks and drove away from the heavily secured location"

apparently not.


This.
 
2012-12-18 04:23:24 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

That's a lot of Old King Clancy...
 
2012-12-18 04:23:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Oaks have been implicated.
 
2012-12-18 04:27:21 PM
Call the lumber jacks, I'm sure they are hungry.
 
2012-12-18 04:27:54 PM
Crime they thought it was such a sweet deal.
 
2012-12-18 04:30:09 PM

Lost Thought 00: calbert: "Police believe the suspects pumped the maple syrup into tanker trucks and drove away from the heavily secured location"

From another article, they were quoted as saying it "had a fence, locks, and was visited on a regular basis".


That'll stop the hosers. let's go get a beer, eh?
 
2012-12-18 04:30:40 PM
That's a lot of flapjacks.
 
2012-12-18 04:37:06 PM

calbert: "Quebec produces up to 80% of the world's maple syrup every year, and the province's syrup producers federation has managed the world's strategic reserves for the past 12 years"

I did not know the world had maple syrup strategic reserves.


The strategy is actually to keep the supply tight so prices stay high. They learned it from OPEC.
 
2012-12-18 04:37:38 PM
Those oaks are just too lofty,
and they grab up all the light
 
2012-12-18 04:39:30 PM
not as big as the air france job
 
2012-12-18 04:39:31 PM
Why no Sappy tag? One of the few stories where it's appropriate
 
2012-12-18 04:41:16 PM

Twilight Farkle: So now that we've caught 'em, were they planning on selling it to the Glatun or the Horvath?


I don't get this. Could someone explain the reference?
 
2012-12-18 04:41:56 PM

slayer199: Even the Canadian mega-heists are cute!


Heh...but if anyone's interested in other typical Canadian criminals, you should read up on the Stopwatch Gang. Very efficient - their heists took between 90 seconds and 2 minutes - and although they were armed, they were polite and never shot anybody (up until the last time anyway, although that wasn't a typical Stopwatch job). The ringleader even wrote a book about it, Jackrabbit Parole.

According to the CBC, two of them are in jail on unrelated charges, the third is now an accountant for Corrections Canada.

/csb
 
2012-12-18 04:44:10 PM
Woo hoo! We'll be able to do the Sticky Flapjack! (URL slightly not safe for work)
 
2012-12-18 04:44:22 PM
Three people arrested in the greatest Canadian heist of all time -- $20 million of Maple Syrup

So, that's what... two dozen quart bottles?
 
2012-12-18 04:48:23 PM

wildcardjack: calbert: "Quebec produces up to 80% of the world's maple syrup every year, and the province's syrup producers federation has managed the world's strategic reserves for the past 12 years"

I did not know the world had maple syrup strategic reserves.

The strategy is actually to keep the supply tight so prices stay high. They learned it from OPEC.


THIS.
 
2012-12-18 04:54:10 PM
kithfans.com
 
2012-12-18 05:01:16 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: Twilight Farkle: So now that we've caught 'em, were they planning on selling it to the Glatun or the Horvath?

I don't get this. Could someone explain the reference?


Here.
 
2012-12-18 05:03:43 PM
Cool, I'll see if my library has it.
 
2012-12-18 05:11:59 PM
Slow News Day.
 
2012-12-18 05:14:55 PM
Probably Scott.

Scott's a giant dick.
 
2012-12-18 05:16:03 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: Cool, I'll see if my library has it.


Much like your local dealer, Baen's got the first five chapters (i.e., your first hit) for free.
 
2012-12-18 05:39:18 PM
In Canada, first you get the syrup.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women.
 
2012-12-18 07:21:53 PM
*sigh*
 
Fine.
 
 
2012-12-18 07:22:30 PM
Ah forget it.
 
insert image of syrup chug on Super Troopers.jpg
 
2012-12-18 07:24:31 PM
Without that black market syrup, this will be a huge blow to the Bloc Québécois plans to liberate Quebec. -_-
 
2012-12-18 07:53:53 PM
When my wife is not around I chug real maple syrup straight from the bottle.
 
2012-12-18 08:32:59 PM
hilobrow.com 

Police returned all $10 million of maple syrup..
 
2012-12-18 08:33:25 PM
Real maple syrup SO blows away that crap they sell i the supermarket.
 
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