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(Huffington Post Canada)   Dear Media, Adam Lanza was not one of us. Sincerely, The Goths   (huffingtonpost.ca) divider line 248
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2012-12-18 02:30:37 PM

Gunderson: B) Did anyone ask Bela Lugosi his take on this matter?



Bela Lugosi is Dead
 
2012-12-18 02:30:57 PM
Goth...after reading that article, that word has lost all meaning to me now.
 
2012-12-18 02:31:15 PM
What is it that connects all these spree shooters? Is it violent video games? A lack of morality? A poor upbringing? Mental illness? Or is it that they all have guns? In fact, over the course of my research, it turns out that 100% of spree shootings are caused by people who have guns. Truly a shocking revelation.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:30 PM

Slaves2Darkness: wildcardjack: He's more like one of these

[plimages.blob.core.windows.net image 300x300]

WTF is that? Seriously WTF is that fat fark?


Google reverse image search says "Doomsday Preppers" which I'm guessing is TV.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:34 PM
Why doesn't everyone just dress and cut their hair exactly alike? Is that so hard? Just watch TV commercials if you need guidance.
 
2012-12-18 02:33:54 PM

Foxxinnia: What is it that connects all these spree shooters? Is it violent video games? A lack of morality? A poor upbringing? Mental illness? Or is it that they all have guns? In fact, over the course of my research, it turns out that 100% of spree shootings are caused by people who have guns. Truly a shocking revelation.


Well, it's hard to rack up the points on a stabbing spree.
 
2012-12-18 02:34:37 PM

assjuice: A goth teabagger - that is an unlikely combination.


img2.etsystatic.com


On a side note: When I woke up this morning, there is no way in the world I would have guessed that I'd find myself interacting with someone who goes by the name "assjuice".
 
2012-12-18 02:35:03 PM

JackieRabbit: Foxxinnia: What is it that connects all these spree shooters? Is it violent video games? A lack of morality? A poor upbringing? Mental illness? Or is it that they all have guns? In fact, over the course of my research, it turns out that 100% of spree shootings are caused by people who have guns. Truly a shocking revelation.

Well, it's hard to rack up the points on a stabbing spree.


the Chinese do it all the time.
but Asians work harder.
 
2012-12-18 02:35:20 PM

gibbon1: Gunderson: B) Did anyone ask Bela Lugosi his take on this matter?


Bela Lugosi is Dead


I love them, let's do this one too.
Link
 
2012-12-18 02:36:04 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Gunderson: A) Goths don't shoot up schools, they kill Colonels as a couple.

B) Did anyone ask Bela Lugosi his take on this matter?

They tried, but Bela Lugosi is dead.


He and I have the same birthday, so...that's something. (I, however, am not dead. At least not as of sending this.)

Also, do we really need to have this conversation every damn time a troubled kid kills people? The same media machine that tells kids "It's OK to be different and to look different - don't judge other people based on how they look/what they wear" falls all over itself to tell us that THIS style is somehow "wrong" because other kids who like that style have killed people.

It's like an especially retarded Godwin - the Gothwin. Any time you blame a behavior on a sociocultural subgroup with no criteria for entry and no good idea of what defines it (what if you hang out with goths, but like pastels and capri pants?), you lose any authority as a fact-finding or -reporting agency.

We should go back to blaming comic books, sugar, jazz, weed, black people/Mexicans, and communism.
 
2012-12-18 02:36:10 PM

Foxxinnia: What is it that connects all these spree shooters? Is it violent video games? A lack of morality? A poor upbringing? Mental illness? Or is it that they all have guns? In fact, over the course of my research, it turns out that 100% of spree shootings are caused by people who have guns. Truly a shocking revelation.


Turns out that 100% of lazy internet trolling involves people with computers.
 
2012-12-18 02:37:09 PM

JackieRabbit: Foxxinnia: What is it that connects all these spree shooters? Is it violent video games? A lack of morality? A poor upbringing? Mental illness? Or is it that they all have guns? In fact, over the course of my research, it turns out that 100% of spree shootings are caused by people who have guns. Truly a shocking revelation.

Well, it's hard to rack up the points on a stabbing spree.


True, but you also get way more bonuses and multipliers.
 
2012-12-18 02:37:22 PM

Dr Dreidel: We should go back to blaming comic books, sugar, jazz, weed, black people/Mexicans, and communism.


imokwiththis.jpg Do you have a newsletter?
 
2012-12-18 02:37:29 PM
He wasn't one of anybody. That was part of his problem.
 
2012-12-18 02:37:31 PM
Now a Visigoth on the other hand...
 
2012-12-18 02:37:34 PM
Way to attention whore yourself out about tragedy for some SEO!

How very gothy of you Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa.
 
2012-12-18 02:37:44 PM
If we define killers as what they really are, then how do we know what group of uninvolved people to demonize in the press?
 
2012-12-18 02:37:59 PM
The fun thing about Goths is that even if some schmuck self-identifies as a Goth, that schmuck can be rejected by other Goth schmucks as not being a Real Goth, or one of those clueless "Neos" who aren't Real Goths either. For instance if a Goth kills anyone other than himself, he can be repudiated as never having been a Real Goth. If he kills himself, he might have been a Real Goth. There are serious rules for nonconformity, people!
 
2012-12-18 02:38:07 PM
I never really considered myself a Goth, but was called one on a few occasion back in school. I generally wore black or other dark colors, wore a black trenchcoat, had long black hair, and listened to dark music, but I only wore makeup once or twice to a club.

Maybe I was semi-Goth or something
 
2012-12-18 02:38:41 PM
Why the heck does everyone always assume that every troubled, angsty teenager is a goth kid? Cripes sakes the rest of us goths would beat this kid up and take his lunch money.
 
2012-12-18 02:39:05 PM
Goths sure are a destructive lot 
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2012-12-18 02:39:40 PM

devilEther: Why doesn't everyone just dress and cut their hair exactly alike? Is that so hard? Just watch TV commercials if you need guidance.


Agreed, and since TV rots your brain I figured I'd watched enough years ago. They got it right once right? I'm assuming? Someone let me know.
lasthairmodels.com
 
2012-12-18 02:40:31 PM

WarszawaScream: Why the heck does everyone always assume that every troubled, angsty teenager is a goth kid? Cripes sakes the rest of us goths would beat this kid up and take his lunch money.


Goth has become a kind of shortcut term for depressed kid.
 
2012-12-18 02:41:16 PM

Foxxinnia: What is it that connects all these spree shooters? Is it violent video games? A lack of morality? A poor upbringing? Mental illness? Or is it that they all have guns? In fact, over the course of my research, it turns out that 100% of spree shootings are caused by people who have guns. Truly a shocking revelation.


Testosterone. Testosterone hormone drives men to commit acts of violence.

No wait, I mean the gun did it.
 
2012-12-18 02:41:32 PM

kwame: LeroyBourne: houseofpomegranates.com

I think it's about time we passed a law. A law that if you're going to dress like a schoolgirl, you shouldn't have arms like a trucker.


It was the stance that got me, just makes me cringe for her.
 
2012-12-18 02:41:41 PM
You're tearing me apart, Liisa!
 
2012-12-18 02:41:54 PM
His nose reminds me of a penis. What a dick.
 
2012-12-18 02:42:14 PM

St_Francis_P: Dr Dreidel: We should go back to blaming comic books, sugar, jazz, weed, black people/Mexicans, and communism.

imokwiththis.jpg Do you have a newsletter?


Well, I tried, but "The Coming Comic Book, Sugar, Jazz, Weed, Black People/Mexicans and Communism Apocalypse and How You Can Prevent It" doesn't fit neatly on a masthead.

// also, ever tried to get VC funding for such a newsletter?
// it's all "you're needlessly offensive" this and "I'm not going to fund your paranoid rantings" that and "Double your thorazine dosage, pal" the other...
 
2012-12-18 02:42:50 PM

dittybopper: The Newtown, Connecticut killer is not a Goth. And so I shouldn't even be writing this. And yet here we are. Again.

Dear Ms. Goth.
Welcome to our Hell.
Signed - The 99.9999999% of lawful gun owners who didn't murder any school kids this week.


Nobody thinks lawful gun owners are evil, get off your cross. People ARE looking at the ease of which people who should not have guns are getting them through legal means.

False stupid farking parallel; call me when when goths are killing people with their Manic Panic haircolors.
 
2012-12-18 02:43:39 PM
Count me as one of the nerds who laments Goth going from being a fan of The Cure and Bauhaus, and moving towards being a fan of Marilyn Manson and ICP.
 
2012-12-18 02:43:58 PM

WillyChase: kwame: LeroyBourne: houseofpomegranates.com

I think it's about time we passed a law. A law that if you're going to dress like a schoolgirl, you shouldn't have arms like a trucker.

It was the stance that got me, just makes me cringe for her.


The chub rub was burning, she needed some air up there.
 
2012-12-18 02:44:05 PM

WillyChase: It was the stance that got me, just makes me cringe for her.


She's letting her penis air out.
 
2012-12-18 02:44:16 PM
I'm more of an executive goth.

/well, was a goth in the early-80's.
//Had a full head of hair back then, which helped the 'dos.
///Aspie, but not one of those weird aspies
////more of an executive aspie
 
2012-12-18 02:45:21 PM
Haircuts are horrible for kids with sensory disorders. That, I would guess, explains his haircut. The baggie clothes too, maybe even the briefcase. Media is stupid.

At this point, I'm doubting that he had autism. Maybe he had a learning disorder and mom was nuts in trying to deal with school who would not adapt curriculum unless there was a diagnosis of something like ASD. A learning disorder would be socially stigmatizing, STUPID!
 
2012-12-18 02:45:55 PM
1. Wait for horrific guntoting nutjobber.
2. Classify him as every mildly controversial thing from the last thirty years.
3. Watch that hit counter soar
 
2012-12-18 02:47:02 PM
My favorite goth: 

www.welovecelebz.com
 
2012-12-18 02:47:13 PM

Gunderson: B) Did anyone ask Bela Lugosi his take on this matter?


Bela Lugosi's Dead
 
2012-12-18 02:49:02 PM

This text is now purple: Gunderson: B) Did anyone ask Bela Lugosi his take on this matter?

Bela Lugosi's Dead


UNDEADUNDEADUNDEAD
 
2012-12-18 02:49:04 PM
Hey, has anyone mentioned that Bela Lugosi's dead yet?
 
2012-12-18 02:49:06 PM

Gunderson: A) Goths don't shoot up schools, they kill Colonels as a couple.

B) Did anyone ask Bela Lugosi his take on this matter?


Bela Lugosi's Dead, from what i hear.
 
2012-12-18 02:52:25 PM
This whole goth thing is just a distraction to get us to overlook the most important indicator of this event: Adam Lanza played video games!
 
2012-12-18 02:53:10 PM
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
 
2012-12-18 02:53:39 PM

Mega Steve: I never really considered myself a Goth, but was called one on a few occasion back in school. I generally wore black or other dark colors, wore a black trenchcoat, had long black hair, and listened to dark music, but I only wore makeup once or twice to a club.

Maybe I was semi-Goth or something


I got that a lot, too. I wore absolutely nothing you could consider goth, I just hung out with the kids who played Vampire: The Gathering and helped some of the guys with their eye make-up.

Maybe, if he talked to anyone at all, he might have talked to some of the goth-like kids at his school. They can be pretty accepting if they don't think you're a poser. Oh, sorry Liisa, poseur.
 
2012-12-18 02:54:11 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

...Robert looks at it like this.
 
2012-12-18 02:57:14 PM
images.buddytv.com
 
2012-12-18 02:58:21 PM

Rent Party: tallguywithglasseson: "It's nice to meet you, Lisa"
"No, it's Liisa, with two i's. I can tell you were picturing it with one 'i'. It has two."

I dated her. Seriously.

I always thought the goffs were kinda funny before that. After that, I now know that they aren't funny at all. They're kind of sad, in that "really pathetic quest for attention" kind of way.



And yet, they're still better than hipsters.
 
2012-12-18 03:02:52 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Another of Mr. Koviak:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com


Yow.
 
2012-12-18 03:04:14 PM
i242.photobucket.com


Got some of the blame for Columbine.



/not this again
 
2012-12-18 03:04:17 PM
www.downfallguild.org
I totally love this picture.
 
2012-12-18 03:07:42 PM
titwrench

Yes, but at least they can all agree that Ferris Bueller is a righteous dude.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


That made me blow a snot bubble
 
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