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(Gawker)   Sluts are rioting in Sweden   (gawker.com) divider line 104
    More: Amusing, Sweden, Swedish, liberal democracy, sluts, riots, teens  
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23905 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2012 at 11:36 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-18 11:39:28 AM  
Just booked my ticket, bringing my own pepper spray and taser
 
2012-12-18 11:39:44 AM  
"Slut Riot"
Add that one to the band name list...
 
2012-12-18 11:40:36 AM  
FTA: "The protesters are kicking down lampposts and jumping on cars,"

Let us not forget the mild-mannered Swedes are decended from Vikings.
 
2012-12-18 11:41:47 AM  
teen social-media slut-riot hell

My new punk band name.
 
2012-12-18 11:42:02 AM  
What is the video supposed to show? I wanted to watch a Swedish Teenage Slut Riot, for research purposes, and all I got was aerial footage of some people milling about some parked cars.
 
2012-12-18 11:42:10 AM  

cgraves67: FTA: "The protesters are kicking down lampposts and jumping on cars,"

Let us not forget the mild-mannered Swedes are decended from Vikings.


So we can expect the hookers to start plundering, pillaging, and raping the rest of Europe? Tell me when they reach Canada, then we'll talk.
 
2012-12-18 11:42:48 AM  

cgraves67: FTA: "The protesters are kicking down lampposts and jumping on cars,"

Let us not forget the mild-mannered Swedes are decended from Vikings.


Actually, weren't the Vikings descended from Swedes?
 
2012-12-18 11:43:17 AM  
www.romecityapartments.com

Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.
 
2012-12-18 11:43:40 AM  
ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2012-12-18 11:44:08 AM  

GoBadgers: "Slut Riot"
Add that one to the band name list...


Riot is taken. How about Slut Frenzy?
 
2012-12-18 11:44:26 AM  
 
2012-12-18 11:44:41 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: [www.romecityapartments.com image 470x715]

Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.


Maybe it smells like bad fish.
 
2012-12-18 11:44:56 AM  
There's another riot going on...

in my pants.

/no Swedish sluts there though
 
2012-12-18 11:45:37 AM  

CygnusDarius: cgraves67: FTA: "The protesters are kicking down lampposts and jumping on cars,"

Let us not forget the mild-mannered Swedes are decended from Vikings.

So we can expect the hookers to start plundering, pillaging, and raping the rest of Europe? Tell me when they reach Canada, then we'll talk.


If history repeats itself, they will only be able to reach the coast, then they get massacred by the Newfies.
 
2012-12-18 11:45:39 AM  
sluts were rioting in toronto a few weeks back also
 
2012-12-18 11:46:59 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.


Gunt? Seriously?
 
2012-12-18 11:47:22 AM  

The Muthaship: GoBadgers: "Slut Riot"
Add that one to the band name list...

Riot is taken. How about Slut Frenzy?


Your cover song? Swedish Slut Shuffle

I'm thinking a blend of old Big Band jazz with some new punk blended in.
 
2012-12-18 11:47:39 AM  

AbiNormal: Boudica's War Tampon: [www.romecityapartments.com image 470x715]

Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.

Maybe it smells like bad fish.


Slutefisk!
 
2012-12-18 11:47:47 AM  

cgraves67: CygnusDarius: cgraves67: FTA: "The protesters are kicking down lampposts and jumping on cars,"

Let us not forget the mild-mannered Swedes are decended from Vikings.

So we can expect the hookers to start plundering, pillaging, and raping the rest of Europe? Tell me when they reach Canada, then we'll talk.

If history repeats itself, they will only be able to reach the coast, then they get massacred by the Newfies.


And they say Canadians are so polite... And, meanwhile, the Swedes will offer their services to Greeks (See Varangian Guard)... Or Turks, depending on your point of view.
 
2012-12-18 11:48:23 AM  

WhoGAS: I'm thinking a blend of old Big Band jazz with some new punk blended in.


Yeah, Cherry Poppin' Daddies kind of stuff.
 
2012-12-18 11:48:39 AM  

The Muthaship: GoBadgers: "Slut Riot"
Add that one to the band name list...

Riot is taken. How about Slut Frenzy?


Berserk Slut?.
 
2012-12-18 11:48:41 AM  

CygnusDarius: cgraves67: FTA: "The protesters are kicking down lampposts and jumping on cars,"

Let us not forget the mild-mannered Swedes are decended from Vikings.

So we can expect the hookers to start plundering, pillaging, and raping the rest of Europe? Tell me when they reach Canada, then we'll talk.


All of Europe trembles at the mere thought of being ravished by Swedish hookers.
 
2012-12-18 11:48:41 AM  

picturescrazy: Boudica's War Tampon: Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.

Gunt? Seriously?


I like it. Vocabulary was always my favorite subject.
 
2012-12-18 11:49:03 AM  
I hate to be a purist but if you are going to see Swedish Slut Riot see it in the original super 8. When it was transferred VHS they edited it too much
 
2012-12-18 11:49:45 AM  
The confusion and primal fear that those holiday shoppers felt is completely understandable.
 
2012-12-18 11:51:46 AM  

Apos: The confusion and primal fear that those holiday shoppers felt is completely understandable.


I should add that there's a scarcity of Swedish sluts in this thread. Pick up the pace, Farkers!
 
2012-12-18 11:52:16 AM  
FTFA: More than 200 pictures were submitted, giving names and alleged sexual activities of girls aged 13 to 14.

Hold up, 13 to 14 year old sluts? They're starting younger and younger, apparently...

/Didn't go full-on slut til 19.
//All I can picture is a bunch of pissed off One Direction fangirls and Justin Bieber t-shirts flying.
 
2012-12-18 11:52:43 AM  
Does anyone happen to have visual evidence of what a Swedish slut may look like? Y'know... for research purposes.
 
2012-12-18 11:53:46 AM  

Apos: Apos: The confusion and primal fear that those holiday shoppers felt is completely understandable.

I should add that there's a scarcity of Swedish sluts in this thread. Pick up the pace, Farkers!


www.kodakexpresscamden.com
 
2012-12-18 11:53:57 AM  

picturescrazy: Boudica's War Tampon: Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.

Gunt? Seriously?


Sorry I flared.

/it truly is magnificent. and I'm pretty sure she knows how to work it.
 
2012-12-18 11:54:05 AM  
I think those teen girls just need to get laid. Well I guess I will go ahead and take one for restoring order and help them all out. I think I could handle about 10 a day.
 
2012-12-18 11:55:00 AM  

JFarker131: FTFA: More than 200 pictures were submitted, giving names and alleged sexual activities of girls aged 13 to 14.

Hold up, 13 to 14 year old sluts? They're starting younger and younger, apparently...

/Didn't go full-on slut til 19.
//All I can picture is a bunch of pissed off One Direction fangirls and Justin Bieber t-shirts flying.

 
2012-12-18 11:55:06 AM  
FTA: a tabloid gossip blogger
 
2012-12-18 11:55:23 AM  
This is the greatest protest ever.
 
2012-12-18 11:55:39 AM  
Ican'tfaptothis.jpg
 
2012-12-18 11:56:34 AM  
I always snicker when my Swedish friends include 'sluta' in their Facebook posts.
 
2012-12-18 11:57:39 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: [www.romecityapartments.com image 470x715]

Ja, sure, you can take away my freedom but, by jingo, you're not a gonna call me a slut.

/if she's not a slut why does she have "nasty" tattooed on her gunt.


This is no gunt.
www.romecityapartments.com
Let me make myself clear. NOT a gunt.
 
2012-12-18 11:58:13 AM  
Whar video, whar!?
 
2012-12-18 11:58:45 AM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Sorry I flared.

/it truly is magnificent. and I'm pretty sure she knows how to work it.



Much better.
 
2012-12-18 11:59:04 AM  

The Muthaship: WhoGAS: I'm thinking a blend of old Big Band jazz with some new punk blended in.

Yeah, Cherry Poppin' Daddies kind of stuff.


It was a Swede slut riot (riot!)
Kick over a lamppost and cheer,
A Swede slut riot (riot!)
'Cause I can't shop when I'm in fear...
 
2012-12-18 12:00:16 PM  
This would look so much different if it had the Florida tag and not in a good way
 
2012-12-18 12:06:28 PM  
I thought it was "cool" to be a slut? I'm so confused.
 
2012-12-18 12:07:17 PM  
FTFA: What this anonymous Instagram user didn't know is that you don't call young Swedish women sluts.

Author then goes on to say these things in the article:
What the media refuses to tell you: Sweden is full of rioting sluts.
Eventually the rioting teens, alleged sluts and bandwagoners alike, made their way to a local mall.
The teens quickly conquered the mall and established their own breakaway state, The Republic of Sluts.

Ya broke your own rule at least 3 times buddy...
 
2012-12-18 12:08:06 PM  
Jesus, what a bunch of drama sluts queens. Look sweety, no need to get all stabby and molotovy I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about your friend that apparently has no problem with it.
 
2012-12-18 12:09:00 PM  
♫Slut riot
Throw back a bottle of beer
Slut riot
Pull a comb through your coal black hair♫
 
2012-12-18 12:09:01 PM  
How slutty could they be in Sweden right now? It must be frigid. How slutty is a parka? Are the girls giving Lapp dances in the streets?
 
2012-12-18 12:10:01 PM  

monoski: This would look so much different if it had the Florida tag and not in a good way


Don't be an ass.
 
2012-12-18 12:11:40 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: How slutty could they be in Sweden right now? It must be frigid. How slutty is a parka? Are the girls giving Lapp dances in the streets?

 
2012-12-18 12:14:48 PM  
Is it it a holiday, because this thread does not deliver.
 
2012-12-18 12:15:24 PM  
♫ah-ah-aaaaahhhh-aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
ah-ah-aaaaahhhh-aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot sluts blow

The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the whores and sing and cry, Valhalla, I am coming♫
 
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