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2012-12-18 03:57:59 PM
2 votes:

dikfishman: In my city in a fairly new shopping center they are building a Dick's. On the other side of that parking lot is a BJ's Brewery.


I trust we can count on photographic proof of project completion.
2012-12-18 03:08:22 PM
2 votes:

Feepit: What I have been thinking about of late is why lethal weapons are even necessary,


upload.wikimedia.org

Agrees, getting too old for this shiat...
2012-12-18 02:17:39 PM
2 votes:

Feepit: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: PR.

Yep. Those guns will be back for sale soon. It's simple economics. Create a scarcity by purposefully holding back supply and then start selling again at twice the value because there are a ton of fearful idiots out there who need to protect themselves from society.

What I have been thinking about of late is why lethal weapons are even necessary, other than for hunting game where the objective is to kill the target.

Even in modern wars, the goal isn't really to kill the enemy. It's to make them incapable of doing whatever it is you don't like them doing.

Surely by now we have the technology to achieve such a thing as a bloodless conflict.


You sound like a GI Joe who is totally stunned that Cobra comes back despite their policy of "Joes Don't Kill"
2012-12-18 12:57:46 PM
2 votes:
www.thejimbolist.com

"Touché, submitter."
2012-12-18 10:40:58 PM
1 votes:
Remember when Richard Dicks came in here and tried to take over this town?
www.wearysloth.com
/rarrrurr
2012-12-18 06:02:26 PM
1 votes:

Zeb Hesselgresser: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Zeb Hesselgresser: Dimensio: justanotherfarkinfarker: What was their sales volume of those anyway? They mostly sell deer shotguns and such

The Dicks Sporting Goods store near where I live sold AR-15-based rifles that I believe were chambered in higher calibers, likely intended for deer hunting.

Nobody hunts with those weapons. Legally. Nobody.

Uh, about 5 guys at my office who go hog hunting every fall would disagree with you. They all use AR platforms for hunting.

I was thinking traditional northeast deer and small game,I'm not sure I want to hunt anything that would require (20) rounds of 7.62. My .223 came with a (5) round box. These guys really hunt pigs legally with 20+ round clips? TMYK.


Huh? Are you developmentally impaired?
2012-12-18 05:46:16 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2012-12-18 05:42:25 PM
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com

\Sadly, Seamans (furniture store) went out of business a few years ago.
\Now an (equally as funny) "Babies 'R' us
2012-12-18 03:41:42 PM
1 votes:

KidneyStone


ha-ha-guy: As I'be said before, if anyone ever shoots up my workplace, I was him to do with a M60. He's not going to be accurate or moving all that fast.

If anyone ever shoot up MY workplace, i want him to do it with a water pistol


If anyone ever shoots up MY workplace, I want him to do it with heroin. 


Nah, JK - water pistol would be fine.
2012-12-18 03:29:23 PM
1 votes:
zokstersomething.files.wordpress.com 

/nobody yet?
//really?
2012-12-18 03:26:30 PM
1 votes:
Obviously, the killer bought all his weapons and ammo on Black Friday:

i.imgur.com

....that or he killed his gun nut, survivalist Mother (who probably bought them at real gun shops) and stole it all.
2012-12-18 03:11:09 PM
1 votes:

Feepit: The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: PR.

Yep. Those guns will be back for sale soon. It's simple economics. Create a scarcity by purposefully holding back supply and then start selling again at twice the value because there are a ton of fearful idiots out there who need to protect themselves from society.

What I have been thinking about of late is why lethal weapons are even necessary, other than for hunting game where the objective is to kill the target.

Even in modern wars, the goal isn't really to kill the enemy. It's to make them incapable of doing whatever it is you don't like them doing.

Surely by now we have the technology to achieve such a thing as a bloodless conflict.


What about the enjoyment of the simple skill challenge shooting x target at y distance?

I hunt paper targets... Bastards have it coming being all flat and stuff.
2012-12-18 03:03:58 PM
1 votes:
media.comicvine.com

/Not amused.
2012-12-18 02:50:49 PM
1 votes:
Either sell guns or don't sell guns, don't be a farking wish washy pussy about it.

Pick a side motherfarker, no one likes an independent...

Dick's is a shiathole anyways...
2012-12-18 02:32:16 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Since we're on that topic -- nonlethal weapons are prohibited by the Geneva conventions. No pepper spray, tear gas, stun-guns, etc., can be used by the military against another military.


So according to the Geneva convention, it is OK to kill your enemy, but not OK to knock them out with a tranquilizer dart, take away their weapons, and taking whatever other steps are necessary to make them stop trying to kill you?

o_O

This world is crazy backwards.
2012-12-18 02:25:48 PM
1 votes:
Because when it happened the other times it wasn't important. It only matters now.

Whatever. This is how I feel about their lack of guns. 

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-18 02:18:00 PM
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: What was their sales volume of those anyway? They mostly sell deer shotguns and such


They make shotguns out of deer now?
2012-12-18 02:13:40 PM
1 votes:

The Short Bald Guy from Benny Hill: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: PR.

Yep. Those guns will be back for sale soon. It's simple economics. Create a scarcity by purposefully holding back supply and then start selling again at twice the value because there are a ton of fearful idiots out there who need to protect themselves from society.


What I have been thinking about of late is why lethal weapons are even necessary, other than for hunting game where the objective is to kill the target.

Even in modern wars, the goal isn't really to kill the enemy. It's to make them incapable of doing whatever it is you don't like them doing.

Surely by now we have the technology to achieve such a thing as a bloodless conflict.
2012-12-18 02:10:39 PM
1 votes:
Some dude on the radio was bemoaning this decision, saying he should have the right to bear arms and blah blah blah

The SMALL GUMMINT vs. FREE MARKET dilemma unfolding inside his tiny little mind was delicious
2012-12-18 02:06:11 PM
1 votes:
Did all the kids come back life yet!?
2012-12-18 02:02:11 PM
1 votes:
i74.photobucket.com
2012-12-18 02:00:37 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: PR.


Yep. Those guns will be back for sale soon. It's simple economics. Create a scarcity by purposefully holding back supply and then start selling again at twice the value because there are a ton of fearful idiots out there who need to protect themselves from society.
2012-12-18 01:58:18 PM
1 votes:
How long until the NRA tries to boycott them?
2012-12-18 11:11:40 AM
1 votes:
It's all fun and games until someone loses a dick!
 
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