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(Long Beach Press-Telegram)   You load sixteen tons and what do you...wait, what were we talking about?   (presstelegram.com) divider line 20
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2012-12-18 10:44:59 AM  
Subby's mom?
 
2012-12-18 10:48:40 AM  
From a nursery.

Hey baby! What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?

I'm sellin' weed!
 
2012-12-18 10:49:28 AM  
Wants a word.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-18 10:50:18 AM  
One helluva nursery or cop math? I think we know the answer to this one.
 
2012-12-18 10:50:57 AM  
30 Days in the Hole
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-12-18 10:52:25 AM  
...that i'd been crying, over you
crying, over you

When you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying,
crying
Crying, crying...
 
2012-12-18 10:56:24 AM  
You smoke 16 tons, what do you get?
Another case of munchies and baked as shiat.
St Peter don't you call me, cause I can't go.
I owe my soul to the Taco Bell store.
 
2012-12-18 11:00:49 AM  
FTFA:

16 tons of marijuana worth $150 million to $300 million

16 tons = 32,000 lbs. Divide that into 150-300 million, you get a retail price of $4687.50 to $9375 per pound. That's either the best weed ever grown or someone is getting ripped off. Yay cop math.
 
2012-12-18 11:03:49 AM  
Found in storage... hopefully it's that shiatty mexican brick weed they just took off the streets.
Doubt any nursery could grow that much without being noticed.
 
2012-12-18 11:04:24 AM  

SnarfVader: You smoke 16 tons, what do you get?
Another case of munchies and baked as shiat.
St Peter don't you call me, cause I can't go.
I owe my soul to the Taco Bell store.


That's funny as hell.
 
2012-12-18 11:06:37 AM  
You blow 16 tons, what do you get?
Another shot in the mouth and crying in the bed
St Peter don't you call me, cause I can't go
I sucked out my soul being a local crack whore.
 
2012-12-18 11:16:34 AM  

archnem: FTFA:

16 tons of marijuana worth $150 million to $300 million

16 tons = 32,000 lbs. Divide that into 150-300 million, you get a retail price of $4687.50 to $9375 per pound. That's either the best weed ever grown or someone is getting ripped off. Yay cop math.


Plus they're including all the stems and stalks and seeds and bangleaf...
 
2012-12-18 11:19:31 AM  

archnem: FTFA:

16 tons of marijuana worth $150 million to $300 million

16 tons = 32,000 lbs. Divide that into 150-300 million, you get a retail price of $4687.50 to $9375 per pound. That's either the best weed ever grown or someone is getting ripped off. Yay cop math.


This. If my weed were 10k a lb, I probably wouldn't smoke it for fear of damaging such a rare specimen...maybe they're breaking it into even smaller numbers? If they estimated it at $500/oz, that's $8k a lb, multiplied 32,000 times is 256 million. Still mighty expensive, but a little closer to what I actually pay.
 
2012-12-18 11:20:20 AM  
So we got 8 tons in evidence and we brought 4 tons before the judge and plead it down to 2 ounces for 80 hours community service and a $500 fine.
 
2012-12-18 11:49:04 AM  
You load fourteen tons and what do you...wait, what were we talking about?

FTFY Subby

/need donuts, funyuns, and zingers immediately.
 
2012-12-18 11:56:01 AM  
Jeez, I thought weed was like $250 an ounce for the killz/deisel/whitewitch/bubblegumkush

wtf
 
2012-12-18 04:33:46 PM  

The Muthaship: From a nursery.

Hey baby! What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?

I'm sellin' weed!


Hey, baby! Go home!
 
2012-12-18 05:00:22 PM  
www.showbizpizza.com
 
2012-12-18 05:23:04 PM  
Yep, and cops have been known to weigh reefer while it was still wet from growing + w/ roots attached. "Street value" is always overblown. Farking liars, just legalize... but the Corrections Corporation of America (Google it) is all against that.
 
2012-12-18 10:45:58 PM  
Holy crap this is like 6 blocks from my house!
 
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