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(YouTube)   Today is my boyfriend's 25th birthday. He spends his days checking Fark and this was easier than trying to buy him something. Links to his favorite album ever, S&M. Happy Birthday, Travis   (youtube.com) divider line 128
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2012-12-18 09:59:04 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 10:04:43 AM
Travis, we need to talk about your taste in music.
 
2012-12-18 10:13:42 AM
You couldn't just give him a blowie?
 
2012-12-18 10:18:07 AM
 
2012-12-18 10:29:13 AM
this was easier than trying to buy him something

Not to mention a hell of a lot cheaper.
 
2012-12-18 10:37:05 AM

Marcus Aurelius: this was easier than trying to buy him something

Not to mention a hell of a lot cheaper.


Now, now. Be nice.

Even though it's true. If only there were a way to purchase something that would make FARK more enjoyable for her boyfriend? Some means of letting him broaden his FARK experience... Mmm....
 
2012-12-18 11:16:24 AM

Nabb1: If only there were a way to purchase something that would make FARK more enjoyable for her boyfriend? Some means of letting him broaden his FARK experience... Mmm....


I don't think Jorie takes Farkers on as customers.
 
2012-12-18 11:25:41 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:25:57 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:26:55 AM
so this is the new way to get greens?

/its my bday too!
// not really
 
2012-12-18 11:27:26 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?


And a steak. Don't forget the steak.
 
2012-12-18 11:27:39 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a slick twistie?

 
2012-12-18 11:27:56 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 

i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 11:28:06 AM
I AM THE TABLE
I AM THE TABLE
I AM THE TABLE
I AM THE TABLE
I AM THE TABLE
 
2012-12-18 11:28:54 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:29:23 AM

Nabb1: If only there were a way to purchase something that would make FARK more enjoyable for her boyfriend? Some means of letting him broaden his FARK experience... Mmm....


A ring-side seat at the high-school lunch table of fading & fat former prom queens? What did the poor bastard ever do to you to deserve such malice?
 
2012-12-18 11:30:06 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:30:07 AM
I think the reason for no blow job is that metallica sucks enough on their own.
 
2012-12-18 11:31:23 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:32:31 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:32:51 AM

Gonz: Travis, we need to talk about your taste in music.

 
2012-12-18 11:33:03 AM
I was expecting an epic Rickroll.
 
2012-12-18 11:33:07 AM

thorthor: I think the reason for no blow job is that metallica sucks enough on their own.


ha!
 
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2012-12-18 11:33:08 AM

solokumba: jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:33:29 AM
Travis. I know this seems like a nice gesture and all but if your girlfriend thought the best way to communicate "Happy Birthday" to you was to get a headline approved on Fark it is time to make some changes, dude
 
2012-12-18 11:33:42 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:33:46 AM
Hey, Travis . . . for your birthday you should get a better girlfriend.



/ Hey, Drew . . . if this is the crap that goes green, you need less retarded mods
 
2012-12-18 11:34:11 AM

thorthor: I think the reason for no blow job is that metallica sucks enough on their own.


www.bellybillboard.com
 
2012-12-18 11:35:15 AM
Heh.

"Hey, sweetie, for your birthday, I got you a green-lighted link on Fark!"
"Wow, really, thanks!"
"Yeah, it's all about how much you love Metallica S&M!"
"........uh, wow, that's......great.....did you mention me by name, or......no no, this is awesome, really!"

/Have S&M Hero of the Day on my ipod
 
2012-12-18 11:35:57 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:36:37 AM
Travis: not his real name.
 
2012-12-18 11:37:18 AM
www.xijindustries.com
 
2012-12-18 11:37:26 AM
Travis,

Sorry to hear you're not getting a blow job for your birthday.
 
2012-12-18 11:37:34 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?


Maybe this is her idea of a blowjob?
 
2012-12-18 11:37:43 AM
Well, sweetie, it looks like the general consensus is that your boyfriend should get some oral for his bday. Yeah, it kind of blows, just suck it up and put your head down, get to work.

//Happy bday to your boyfriend, wherever he may be!
 
2012-12-18 11:38:18 AM
You couldn't just give him a Dirty Sanchez?
 
2012-12-18 11:39:36 AM
Good: your GF talks about S&M for your birthday
Not so good: She thinks a youtube video is S&M

/welcome to adult life were S&M stands for she Sleeps and you Mast... well you know
 
2012-12-18 11:39:57 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:40:14 AM
When he asked for a little S&M on his birthday, I don't think this is what he meant...
 
2012-12-18 11:42:10 AM
Happy Birthday, Travis!
 
2012-12-18 11:42:34 AM
Travis,

Your old man is a cheap SOB.

Happy Birthday.

Take $50 from his wallet and get a lapdance.
 
2012-12-18 11:44:35 AM

Gonz: Travis, we need to talk about your taste in music.


And wimmins.
Steak and Beej are SOP for wimmins in the know.
It is, after all *your* Birthday.

not too late for her to redeem herself.
 
2012-12-18 11:45:04 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:45:39 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:46:35 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?


Or maybe a little S&M in the bedroom?
 
2012-12-18 11:47:11 AM

oldfarthenry: Nabb1: If only there were a way to purchase something that would make FARK more enjoyable for her boyfriend? Some means of letting him broaden his FARK experience... Mmm....

A ring-side seat at the high-school lunch table of fading & fat former prom queens? What did the poor bastard ever do to you to deserve such malice?


Good point. I would reserve that only for the most reprehensible deviants, reprobates and malcontents among us.
 
2012-12-18 11:48:23 AM
Travis, these are the only acceptable Metallica albums:

Kill 'Em All

Ride The Lightning

Master of Puppets
 
2012-12-18 11:49:06 AM

jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?

 
2012-12-18 11:50:24 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Travis, these are the only acceptable Metallica albums:

Kill 'Em All

Ride The Lightning

Master of Puppets


This
 
2012-12-18 11:50:52 AM

maxx2112: Hey, Travis . . . for your birthday you should get a better girlfriend.



/ Hey, Drew . . . if this is the crap that goes green, you need less retarded mods


TIL - Fark is Reddit
 
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