Marcus Aurelius: this was easier than trying to buy him somethingNot to mention a hell of a lot cheaper.
Nabb1: If only there were a way to purchase something that would make FARK more enjoyable for her boyfriend? Some means of letting him broaden his FARK experience... Mmm....
jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?
jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a slick twistie?
Gonz: Travis, we need to talk about your taste in music.
thorthor: I think the reason for no blow job is that metallica sucks enough on their own.
solokumba: jims4x4toy: You couldn't just give him a blowie?
oldfarthenry: Nabb1: If only there were a way to purchase something that would make FARK more enjoyable for her boyfriend? Some means of letting him broaden his FARK experience... Mmm....A ring-side seat at the high-school lunch table of fading & fat former prom queens? What did the poor bastard ever do to you to deserve such malice?
CapeFearCadaver: Travis, these are the only acceptable Metallica albums:Kill 'Em AllRide The LightningMaster of Puppets
maxx2112: Hey, Travis . . . for your birthday you should get a better girlfriend./ Hey, Drew . . . if this is the crap that goes green, you need less retarded mods
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