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(Daily Mail)   Squeezing breasts could stop growth of cancer cells... or land you in prison cells   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
    More: Spiffy, epithelial cells, Michael Douglas, Richard Engel, Professor Daniel Fletcher, University of California in Berkeley, scientists believe, school violence, annual meetings  
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2012-12-18 09:32:07 AM  
Oh, subby, surely you jest?

*click*

Holy crap, it's all true!

Now all we need is for science to determine that motorboating has positive health effects as well and my day is officially made.

^__^

/What? I really likey teh boobies.
 
2012-12-18 10:43:00 AM  
I'm sad I was too late to submit this.

Scientists suggest that squeezing breasts could stop growth of cancer cells, but they still have a handful of data to analyze
 
2012-12-18 11:27:54 AM  
Ahh, finally a use for the TSA.
 
2012-12-18 11:29:12 AM  
Wow. Awesome cleavage in that second pic.
 
2012-12-18 11:31:01 AM  
Now we need a study correlating failed marriages with breast cancer rates.
 
2012-12-18 11:32:07 AM  
I'm not a doctor, but I'm willing to help...
 
2012-12-18 11:32:32 AM  
Stop swatting my hands away. There's never a bad time to prevent breast cancer.
 
2012-12-18 11:33:16 AM  
Introducing my new cancer-prevention service: We squeeze the life into you.
 
2012-12-18 11:35:20 AM  
Everybody chill out, I got this!
 
2012-12-18 11:36:45 AM  
I could save the world
 
2012-12-18 11:37:24 AM  
I am apparently a breast cancer specialist, and didn't even know it!
 
2012-12-18 11:37:29 AM  
Save the Boobies!

i216.photobucket.com

Let's get to squeezin'
 
2012-12-18 11:37:35 AM  
Better to have prison cells than malignant cells.
 
2012-12-18 11:38:08 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 11:39:56 AM  
Stand back. I'll save her.

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 11:40:09 AM  
I love science.

FW: FW: FW: FW:...
 
2012-12-18 11:40:34 AM  

Grandemadaca: I'm not a doctor, but I'm willing to help...


I'm not a doctor, but I would grope you at a Holiday Inn Express.
 
2012-12-18 11:40:45 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 11:42:02 AM  
 
2012-12-18 11:44:10 AM  
Huh. I'm always squeezing mine. What can I say? It feels good. Maybe it's an innate anti-BC-maneuver.
 
2012-12-18 11:47:24 AM  

Banned on the Run: Save the Boobies!

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x334]

Let's get to squeezin'


Ya see, this is why yer posts show up in a special colour.

/Farkied as "teh nice pics guy"
 
2012-12-18 11:47:42 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

For SCIENCE!
 
2012-12-18 11:48:04 AM  
Off topic, but if you post in a thread, and come back later, you go to where you left off. It's like a bookmark.
 
2012-12-18 11:49:08 AM  

DirkTheDaring: What breast squeezing may look like NSFW


You link is not working dammit
 
2012-12-18 11:51:45 AM  
MY God. My hands are healing machines.
 
2012-12-18 11:53:21 AM  
With the work I've already put in on my wife, she should be cancer free until she reaches the age of 150.
 
2012-12-18 11:53:31 AM  

maudibjr: MY God. My hands are healing machines.


Same!

Wow, now I know how Albert Schweitzer musta felt.
 
2012-12-18 11:54:04 AM  
Today could be a good day.
 
2012-12-18 11:54:11 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: What breast squeezing may look like NSFW

You link is not working dammit


I farked up the URL.
Let's try that again. NSFW
 
2012-12-18 11:56:06 AM  
no "boobies" tag, Subtard?

/subby here
 
2012-12-18 11:59:25 AM  
Well I will chalk that up as one more great and wonderful thing I do for women.
 
2012-12-18 12:00:15 PM  
Finally, a career where I don't mind getting my hands dirty.
 
2012-12-18 12:00:32 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Huh. I'm always squeezing mine. What can I say? It feels good. Maybe it's an innate anti-BC-maneuver.


Do you make that a-OOOOGA sound when you squeeze them? My missus loves that.
 
2012-12-18 12:05:13 PM  
i.chzbgr.com

Getting a real kick, etc.
 
2012-12-18 12:06:32 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-18 12:07:13 PM  

theforesttroll: no "boobies" tag, Subtard?

/subby here


It's a good thing you didn't use that tag. Boobies threads can't have pics posted inline.
 
2012-12-18 12:09:33 PM  
Only if they get shifted all out of whack
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 12:14:44 PM  
Finally. A boobie thread. It's been forever.
 
2012-12-18 12:15:51 PM  
Great news. Y'know I was just wondering, since people get ass cancer. See last night when I had my GF spanking my ass with a broom handle I was thinking, I bet if I have ass cancer right now and don't know it. Then we're shaking out the ass cancers to go all over my body.

I believe they call this metastisizing.

And I was getting all worried that we might have to stop this for the possible ass cancer I don't have. But turns out this may be the cure! And I can in some degree be said to have discovered it and not Gautham Venugopalan.
 
2012-12-18 12:18:23 PM  
If this is true, then I hereby nominate myself for every prestigious medical award available.

Well...

Technically I've prevented cancer in every girlfriend I've ever got to second base with.

Technically. 

i18.s.openwalls.net
 
2012-12-18 12:26:52 PM  
Oh man....my fiancee is NEVER getting breast cancer in this case.

You KNOW I just emailed this article to her saying "HERE is why you need to let me play with them more often! Just trying to help you out."

Of course, I'm sure she's rolling her eyes right this very moment...but hey...you can't blame a guy for trying :)
 
2012-12-18 12:30:15 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: Ahh, finally a use for the TSA.


I admit it...I actually laughed out loud.
 
2012-12-18 12:30:22 PM  

quatchi: Banned on the Run: Save the Boobies!

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x334]

Let's get to squeezin'

Ya see, this is why yer posts show up in a special colour.

/Farkied as "teh nice pics guy"


*fistbump
 
2012-12-18 12:31:32 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Only if they get shifted all out of whack
[i36.photobucket.com image 500x258]


Awesome.
 
2012-12-18 12:35:57 PM  
Farxist Marxist: Finally. A boobie thread. It's been forever.

Its not a boobies thread without the boobies.
Get yer oars in the water people.

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 12:36:33 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 12:37:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: Farxist Marxist: Finally. A boobie thread. It's been forever.

Its not a boobies thread without the boobies.
Get yer oars in the water people.

[i216.photobucket.com image 750x500]


Goddam.....
 
2012-12-18 12:38:39 PM  
Her "treatment" may take awhile...

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-18 12:39:07 PM  
www.appworld.co
 
2012-12-18 12:40:24 PM  
No ma'am. Hands off. I'm a professional.

i216.photobucket.com
 
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